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o boy, this vowiski need to have a re-think with all this yabis wey dem dey shower on am. take heart vowiski.

am jealous, lol

info:
I know where there office is located, i use to go to the area, so let me try to describe how u can locate them, from Park and Shop at adeola odeku, ask any bike man your going to visaphone office. The next street it is

Thanks Info for the information, but do you by any chance know how much they charge for connection and so on ?

lol, some stupidity get grade, i no come understand this one own,

ttlee521:
hello,
i have a laptop compaq amanda E500 to sell. at the rate of 38k. thanks
you can call me on 08034714018. thanks

what is the configuration of this laptop. Pls kindly post.

na how much dem dey sell am ? & na where i fit get am ? Any idea ?

@info
do u get charged 4 using celtel 3G ?

Anyone here has any idea how much N73 cost now ? Both used & new. I av 2 change my 6630 so i can start using 3G.

seejail abi wetin u call urself, one word of advice, its not d best thing 4 u 2 come here & show ur stupidity. Even a clown is better off than u. Dump shit.

die hard part what ?

tobidaflava:
Where is the poster . . . ?

The ghost of the owner caught up with him. God Help us, He stole the phone i guess. "I GUESS"

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!


if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!


1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'


A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE




SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday, gd for u.



Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?



Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

Please I need a Laptop worth N30,000 with good configuration of P3 upward. Working well. Please does anyone here have any idea where i can get such ? or have anyone for sale.

1 nite a man was sitting on his bed with a sober look in his eyes looking through his marriage certificate. His wife saw him and asked, wats d matter, he lifted his eyes and said, "I am looking for the Expiry Date"

@powerlaze
E ya, sorry about u being ill. Hope ur ok now. Well welcome back onboard.

lol

@tobs
read through pal. Its jst some fun on here. No hard feelings & not a ring like u said it.

On this phone section we tend to av beef with one another (friendly). Why dnt u guys beef ur opponent here & lets see who's got d lousiest mouth. Jst some fun. No hard feelings

vowiski:
yes pal, four in support, four to go.
who's next.?
welcome on board! igbsam

four ? Wat u mean pal. Who are d four in support & who are next four ?

vowiski:
lol,

Abi now. We've settled so no more trouble.

@vowiski
now u r my man. I c u've changed ur sex 2 male. Gud job pal.

@hans
ur damn rite mate, u hit d nail on the head. So suck it vowiski & cock head partner(s)

;d

u tell me numb skull.

@info
oh my. Wat d hell is wrong wit u ppl. Now tell me, wat are u trying 2 prove wit ur screenshots up there, wnt us 2 believe dat u r video calling ? Damn it dude, its jst calling & not connected. u r jst video dialling mate so shut d f**k up.

@info
Bleep it mate. Who d hell asked u 2 post ur scary face here by d way. Who cares if u are using 3G or wat ever & ur damn rite, am not interested in d speed cos i got mine & i use d 3G also, so dnt be proud & make u no show urself i beg. Joke indeed. I gat no beef wit u or any1 here. Hisssss.