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samuelk:
Am happy for you man

Thanks pal. I am happy too. Na so my phone wey i labour for, for just waka like that.

Guys I want to share this experience with you and you can contribute to it if fallen a victim of one and if you got your phone back or not. This crazy dude sat with beside me in the bus not knowing he was trying out some stunts by pocket picking my phone ( Nokia 6630 ) without me knowing, i was busy chatting with my friend on the other end. All of a sudden he asked the conductor to stop the bus that he wants to get down and the conductor reminded him that, that was not the bus stop he told him he insisted and quickly jumped down. The bus accelerated and quickly i sensed my pocket was light and reached out to it and all of a sudden my phone is gone. I quick alerted my friend and told the driver to stop. "That guy has stolen my phone" Damn. I looked back and saw him crossing to the other side of the road in haste and men, there comes the hot chase of a life time, i ran after him not minding the express, i jumped the convent and then he stopped and quickly threw my phone at me wanting to run away. I grab him and here comes the beating of his life, every by passer stopped and everyone in anger of their experience, joined in thrashing the guy with all hatred and anger. He pleaded with his cloths turn, my friend joined in beating him and also the bus conductor joined too. Then some police men of the anti robbery stopped and picked him up and whisked him away. He'll spend the next one month in jail. Serves him right uhmmmm!!!!

The funniest thing is that, this is the fourth time sometime like this has happened to me and this particular phone. The phone does not want to leave me and i dont want to leave the phone. MY PHONE'S NEW NAME IS NOW "ORIYOMI".

Whats your experience.

I beg make dem strike, today, this moment. What difference will it make. They have been on strike since i came to this earth. All they do at work is eat guguru and ekpa, gossip, sell petty things to each other and then 12noon they are back home. They resume work 11am and close 12noon. Na work be that ? A face me and face you with 20 rooms all have generators, see noise i beg. smoke all over the passage like say na firewood dem dey burn for there. We don dey use to their strike, let them remain there as long as ********** i beg make una complete am for me.

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The reason why you guys think RELTEL is the best now is because there are not much people on the network. Just wait for people to start migrating there, then you will know its the worse of all networks. I once used RELTEL and i got mad one morning and sank the phone inside a sink. Its because there are no traffic on the network thats why. Starcomms still rules for now even if they have their own bad side, but its widely use and a little effective, dont know about Visafone. I would love to know more about them if they are effective, but from what am seeing now, the cost is too enormous.

dailydolla4u:
Just2nice You ar the bomb thanks 4 every. your last mail make da magic 4 da first time in my life 2 browse with Mtn F.O.C codsy da rock mod. More power 2 your elbow. Keep on rocking, dailydolla4u said so.

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tobs:
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Thanks pal for the Info. I really appreciate and i got your email. one love

tobs:
@azeez. . . .it seems glo works best wit that software. . . but glo get gprs probs. . . .the stuff aint connecting wit celtel. . . .

Hey tobs, I have a problem configuring this my freedom stuff, Please can u help with the steps by steps in configuring it to work with celtel and glo. Screenshots will help alot and u can please send them to my email. I will be glad if you can do this for me. Here is my email, u can send it there "samuel07us@yahoo.com" Thanks and anyone who is willing to help can also write. Thanks All.

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No Red No Blood, Manchester United For Life. Chelsea fans, just accept the defeat. If una win with penalty, una go make the loudest noise, so make una chill.

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=135886.msg2285157#msg2285157 date=1211445007]Manchester United fan Congrat.
.:: suntemi ::.[/quote]Thats what i want to hear you say. Instead of those rubbish u were saying up there. If chelsea had won, i would still congratulate u guys. Football is fun and not for fighting. You just dey yarn opata since. Thanks you for congratulating us and its a good job you guys did too for reaching the final cos no one thought you would make it this far. UP UNITED[/b], 1 Love chelsea. But make una tell una oga say [b]money cannot buy everything in this world.

steveomni:
WETIN DO DROGBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
which kind super star be that?

I no know my brother. That boy na stupid cunt, he should be playing for sunderland or a division 2 club. Drogba everywhere, dem no let us hear word, even samsung advert for TV too. Superstar my foot.

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=135886.msg2285078#msg2285078 date=1211443037]car don't end you in hell. Na Red devils dey rule now. Come let me take you for a ride. Bleep U. I am only wasting my time with u, u misrable bitch. TO ALL MAN UNITED FANS, ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!. Its time for us to make the noise and let chelsea shut the FUCKUP

             .:: Suntemi ::.[/quote]

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=135886.msg2285068#msg2285068 date=1211442778]Whelther win or loss, Chelsea till Jesus comes. Lucky black magas; all Manchester United fans be[/quote]See Monkey dey call person Monkey. I can feel the touch in ur brain, i see say the thing don dey affect ur brain, take heart my brother. Till Jesus comes, Man. United will always be one of your worst nightmares. Dont you dare us. Go find another club join. Chelsea don die already. We dont need you in United oooo, just go join sunderland. Idiot, stupid cunt.

DROGBA is a disgrace to chelsea, he sould go and be selling Okirika in Kontagora, Essien should be selling chop better, buns and puff puff, I go alaba go buy Non Tested TV (ANELKA) carry am reach house and it refused to work. Power dey shack ballack, make he leave football go fight wrestling, them go use him teeth count 1,2,3. Makelele should come to lagos, there's vacancy for Agbero there, he should fit in well, Terry boy, go and retire. CHELSEA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN UNITED RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Chelsea should learn to keep quiet when the proffessionals are playing good football. Drogba should go back to Division 2 club. I hate that guy with passion, Bleep DROGBA, Bleep CHELSEA. All chelsea fans, make una no show face at all, all of you should be hiding in shame after much noise.

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=135886.msg2285056#msg2285056 date=1211442461]He go soon finish u asshole[/quote]Guy u still get mouth ? Na u be asshole now, dem don Bleep am for you. You guys should learn to keep silence when people are talking football. Bleep U, Bleep CHELSEA, Bleep UR BOSS and Bleep Y'ALL CHELSEA FANS, MAN UNITED ROCKS. I Just win one Honda I-Vtec Merc 2007 from one of you, so you can all burn in HELL where we can use our fork to cook ur stinky ass.

DROGBA is a disgrace to chelsea, he sould go to and be selling Okirika in Kontagora, Essien should be selling chop better, buns and puff puff, I go alaba go buy Non Tested TV (ANELKA) carry am reach house and it refused to work. Power dey shack ballack, make he leave football go fight wrestling, dem go use him teeth count 1,2,3. Makelele should come to lagos, there's vacancy for Agbero there, he should fit in well, CHELSEA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAN UNITED RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Chelsea should learn to keep quiet when the proffessionals are playing good football. Drogba should go back to Division 2 club. I hate that guy with passion, Bleep DROGBA, Bleep CHELSEA. All chelsea fans, make una no show face at all, all of you should be hiding in shame after much noise.

Drogba is Disgrace, a world class player behaving like that. Thats stupidy, he should be in Kontagora selling Okirika and Jeans while Essien should be selling Chop Better and Buns. CHELSEA UNA TOO GET MOUTH. WE NO HEAR WORD SINCE LAST WEEK, NOW WHO IS THE CHAMPION. ALL UNA MOUTH, WHERE UNA PUT AM ? CHELSEA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To All Man. United Fans and Our Brothers from other clubs

Chelsea Sucks!!! Man United Rules. We are celebrating the burial ceremony of chelsea tomorrow. Today is the Wake Keeping. For more information, please contact Sammy.

I can't find the mouse pointer on my laptop. I have the monalisa picture as my wallpaper, but after seeing that gibrish post by that crazy dude, the smile on monalisa's face became . Somethings are not meant to be publish, we need someone to screen all writeups before posting. This one na Disaster. We must not stand and watch. I hear say dem dey use this kind post dey send bomb, news reaching us from the Al - Quadea Hideout, no ask me how i hear am.

wat in d world was that write up. Thats the most confusing write up av ever seen. Haba. Na by force to read & write ?

Has any1 heard of CRISS ANGEL ? He does teleport & av see it & people av. u go to google & search out the name. He's a magician.

dragnet:
igbsam, wcm bk

Thank you my brother

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Little drama between a guy & a gal.
Guy: I am moses, you are the red sea, now open up & let me pass through
Gal: ok, but first let me see your rod before it gets wet.

Am back to nairaland after a long break. Where are all my pals especially dat coconut head seejail. I don miss all of una. Hope av not missed much sha. Correct people.

uhmmm. See as all of una dey talk. Make una open una ears hear wetin i wan talk. Mike Okiro talk say make police dey at alert for border & everywhere, dis same police wey dem go see al quaedia abi wetin dem be wey dem load trucks wit bombs & everything ammunations, bazuka, lebe, ada, otumokpor, bante, and so on dey pass border. Dem go see all d police dem wey be like church rat, hungry don strike their life with long kneck come share EGUNJE of N20 each give all of them. Police go dey happy to allow dem pass come even show dem road to where dem wan bomb. Dem ready to escort dem self. Naija police ? God go save us. If na otta farm dem wan bomb, me i get odeshi wey i go use loot all d chicken, ewedu, gure, efo etc as dem dey bomb dey go. If u want d odeshi make u drop ur email oo! I be my brother's keeper