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@texazzpete
WORD! man, na correct yarn u yarn so cos e make sense. Dat guy na olodo, na im dey ru po 4 class. In short na slate & charcoal be im book & biro. Help urself, do ur own search dats y d internet is there & dnt wait 4 sum1 2 feed. All u shld do here is xchange ideas & share stuffs.

Dual Core:
roflmao
info, u're sick

ye he's really sick & needs a doctor.

info:
Celtel or zinc?

dude d name has'nt changed yet so dnt think dat direction. They might implement it before they change their name.

info:
Celtel

no worry celtel will do their own soon. I HAVE A DREAM DAT SUMDAY CELTEL WILL SIT WITH 3G & 3Gs, feel me? So no hassle brother

vowiski:
i 4got 2 laugh.
DUMB!

damn it she-male, u 4got 2 laugh ? Then u are more dumber than any1. Shit head.

e yah, o ma se o

dapsins69:
@ info, men u just blew it! i tot we agreed we wouldnt talk back @ him

cos he's got a lousy mouth dude.

@info
hey dude, jst saying it or u can call it a suggestion by d way i knw u got a big mouth & a lousy 1 2, word of advice, start making gud use of it & stop using it in searching 4 trouble dude. WORD.

info:
Useless sperm

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, Na wa oo. Ppl & their big mouth full of abuses. Make una use d same mouth & head think & invent something.

Hey man, go to google and search for this software, it will help u remove it, 100% guarantee, SMITHFRAUD FIX, Download and run it on safe mode. Gudluck.

You guys are fucking freaks, why una just dey attack una self like dis especially infobaba and dual_core. seems like u two are fighting over something we are yet to know, abi one of una catch una wife or gf with one of una for bed for one corner or hotel pants down doing the kerewa thing ? You are yet to tell us, wtf

Can anyone here teach me how to upgrade psp and the game software ? Thanx y'all in advance.

Hi all. I am writing this thread in pains and agony. I had an opportunity to work with an organisation called G.H.A.I.N who are presently helping people living with HIV/AIDS with the ARV drugs to help them stay alive. I was posted to one of the general hospitals in lagos where these people come every week or every month to receive the drugs and do so many test and so on. Guys, the way it sounds here is not as painful as am feeling inside. I see DEATH in the face of some people who have lost hope of not living. Infact someone fell down and died right in my presence and i was emotionally down for some days before i took up the courage to write this here.

We dont have the cure for this ailment yet. I want to ask, why can't all Nigerian Men of God, Pastors, great men of God who claim to work in this vine yard or should I say C.A.N ( Christian Association of Nigeria) come together under one roof fast and pray to God to show them the cure for this disease. People are dying everyday. A case of an innocent child who contacted the virus through blood transfusion and many other cases.

Please Let all the pastors come together and pray under one roof and lets find the cure for this disease before it wipes out all this generation.

Please say something about this. Lets also stop stigmatism cos its the cause of early death for those living with this disease. There is still hope if we ask God to show us.

STAY ALIVE and USE PROTECTION.

:-x

Haba, They are charging N30 per sms. I think thats too much for such services. They should be charging N10 for it. Abi wetin una think ? Make dem pity person small now. They just want to use this new technologies introduced to rip us off. Even the Amount they charge for withdrawing cash from ATM different from your bank (N100) is still too much. Make dem hear us I beg cos I no fit shout.

infobaba:
@ ifyalways

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@ dual core

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Mate, this graphics dey bad oooo, this na brutality.

@poster
There are many palasa engineers out there. You've got to be carely with whom u give ur phone to work on. Initially u dont need to flash the phone. Its a Hardware problem and not a software problem. You should find a proffessional Phone repair to handle it.

infobaba:
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I beg Info make u explain what ify means, Dont keep us thinking something else, Like Dual_Core. I think he's thinking what am thinking. (Yoishinai Yoikangai, Good Thinking Good whatever)

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@poster

Thanks pal for the message. I think its good everyone knows about this fraudulent alert. Make una shine una eyes wellu welul. The Introduction of Modern Technology will draw hackers to attempt frauding / hacking Nigerians means of finance.

@infobaba
Funny one, make jesus catch you, u go know yourself

@Dcore
Let him make anything of it. Thats why this thread is here. We need funny things up here. Lets lighten up the thread and have some fun. All work and no play makes jack a dummy a.k.a mumu

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Hey guys, Lets have some fun on the phone section. You got any sms messages you want to share with us ? Why dont you show how good you are in your sms messages. Please Post your sms messages here for us to see and use. All categories of messages are welcome, HUMOUR, LOVE, POLITICS, JOKES, ABUSE, etc. Even funny MMS Images are welcome. One Love

storm0210:
too many questions to ask: how old are you? how old is she? how close is she to the family? does dating her affect or change her relationship with your sister?

She's 21 and am 25. She very close to the family and somehow my younger sister would scold her if she comes to the house without her being there.

[quote author=real_demi link=topic=107518.msg1880428#msg1880428 date=1201105347]@poster
This sounds like some juvenille thing. How old are you and how old is the babe in question?.[/quote]There are rumours that my sister was the one who arrange the two of us to be together which is not true. I made my feelings known to her and she agreed to be my gf. We are both matured, just the type that grew up used to our parents. Good son, lol, u feel me.

Thanks for the advice guys. I dont give a damn wat people say. I love her so much and she loves me in return. I guess we are standing a test of time.

Hey guys, I need your advice on this one. I am madly in love with my younger sister's best friend and i asked her to be my girlfriend which she agreed and we started dating each other for 3wks now. But the problem is, my mom and my younger sister are against our relationship. They told her(my sister's best friend) to stop coming to the house because of me. I love this girl and I dont want to loose her. There are words everywhere that my sister gave her best friend to me. because of this, my mom, my sister and I are not in good terms cos I Insisted that she should come to our house anytime. What do u think I should do. Is it a crime to date one's sister's bestfriend ? Please I need your suggestion.

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