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God Bless you all.....

Keep it coming.

No Amount is too small.

Help save a life.

dopeJemi:
Oh really! Past is past? You wanna talk abt recent trophies won?

Okay! What's the current situation? Last season, we won the community shield, chelsea didn't win even a plastic cup

This season has just begun, 0 trophies for both clubs so what are you on abt?

You get time to dey answer that mpete of a boy that just started watching football last weekend. See him ranting and screaming about as if they have won the league already with how many matches played. You no go ask Arsenal wetin do them that season they were on top for almost half a season. Smh for you. e go clear for your eyes when una go drop like shi.t wey don giron

He is Reading from a Telepromter o. Those of you doubting, check the link below....That's his speech. He is somewhere in between 78 and 82 this moment

http://nigeriannewsportal.com/goodluck-jonathan-declaration-speech/#sthash.r2h3WPpt.dpbs

gratieao:
What about this mess? Who will also clean it?
https://www.nairaland.com/1989676/dilapidated-alaba-intl-market-road

How does this concern the topic at hand ? You just like to dey find trouble up and down

Did that woman just announce that they are jonathan's women ?

So Jonathan can have each one every night ?

Chai, this man dey enjoy o

So na dis guy sell us out during the subsidy uprising.......chai

That's a Federal Road. Please Ask the Federal Govt. And not Fashola............All Federal Roads in lagos are in a sorry state.

Right from the onset, i Suggest UCH.

Please UCH oooooooo.....

Caracta:
Lol. This is funny. Goodmorning.

God bless your heart. You've been doing a good job. Only God in Heaven can reward you and no man on earth can. I applaud and appreciate you for bringing out time to help this beautiful soul. God bless you!

Once again, please let's keep the donations coming. We pray to God for total cure on this young man.

I no get wetin i wan talk

All these are lies from the pit of hell.

This way this thread take dey grow ehn, e dey move with the speed of light.

This Mr. Nairaland go hot o!

39 verified contestants already.

Oya bring it on!

Please we no need crawl crawl kind of body o

We also don't need bushy armpit that has garri-like substance on it with red looking kinda hair o

We don't want 6packs wey dem use crayon draw

We don't want ehm ehm....I dey come.

Oooga ooooo! 5million contestant for Mr. Nairaland. How judges wan do am na.

Oya sheck me out too, tell me if I fit contest too to complete the 6million contestant mark.

We are back at the top of the Frontpage.

Let's keep the support coming guys!

God Bless Everyone.

Na wa o............21 something contestants already and they have till Thursday to verify and nominate.

I smell 5,000 contestants for this Mr. Nairaland.

iluvtotodie:
Okay Here are my Laminations.

I laminate Naijaboy

I laminate Hoii

I laminate Redbenson

I laminate Born2fuck

I laminate Icebeatz

I laminate Igbsam

I laminate Seun (oga patapata)

Again ?

anonymousjuju1:
Oh come on, just accept already. You don't have to be shy. Chics are gonna campaign for you.

I ain't shy na. Shy ke.....a whole me, shy ke. ko jo men.

But i no get the power.

Kachisbarbie:
I don't want to tell you one prize now
__and my Oga @ the top will say another.
...so, for now - lets do it for the fun and your peeps that nominated you.
How you see am?

I think i know that your oga.

Yea, i know its for fun. And i'm enjoying it.

But I no sure say i get the power to contest.

All the campaigns, going from thread to thread.

Kachisbarbie:
A sponsored trip to KiriKiri

Ehn ? u say wetin ?

Hussein Bolt got nothing on me.

See me picking race.

anonymousjuju1:
I nominate

https://www.nairaland.com/igbsam

This is Serious o! 3 Nomination ke.

Oya na.

e don shele......

wetin be the award ? before i consider!

Only A Proffessional and Expert Looser like wenger will admit that "Nobody can catch up with Chelsea" After how many games biko

Arsene Wenger is a Disgrace to Modern Football and should be shot in the head.

How can someone who calls himself a coach and has been in the business for years come out to say this.

That Season when they were leading and remained top of the table for almost half a season and we all concluded they are definitely going to win the trophy, what happened ? didn't they drop down ? So what happens if chelsea goes the same way ?

Arsenal Fans should be ashamed of that idio.t they are parading as a coach.

beckyomas:
i nominate igbsam.

Nomination...............

Dalu ooooooo!

justi4jesu:
Go and put a dress on first...

I like being Natural Na........

justi4jesu:
where you see the men, na just boys i don dey see since oh..

........This matter serious o

Seun, We need this thread as sticky on the FRONTPAGE....

Keep the donations coming guys.

God Bless you all.

This is Serious o!

See Men/Boys/Akpakos dey Nominate themselves.

They Wan Win.............

I hope we don't have 10,000 contestants

computerboy:
Trust me when I say it's won by popular nairalanders.

OK for example,
Who will campaign for you if you ain't popular?

or let's say can a guy's friends vote you in place of him cuz you're more handsome and intelligent?

Omo no think am o. if you are handsome, like me though Chics would vote for you widely. Inshort na you go win sef. But you have to have a good profile though.

Will The Winner get to choose any Nairaland Babe of his Choice for a Weekend Together ?

If So, I humbly Nominate myself, if not..........Ogadinma!

Somebody Should Please Nominate me na

Such a Sad News..........A Great Man of God. #RIP

I hear say dem dey do party for this Thread Nyash-An.al Fans, how market.

DJ Tval, abeg Knack me Sanko by Timaya. I wan sanko

Believe me you, i discussed this with someone today. I'm going grey and its showing so much. I had to leave my hair afro so it covers it up, but that was a big mistake, seems like it made it worse and infact, na the grey hair dem dey long pass. Na dem dey grow fast. A lady saw it on me and told me, i'm getting old o, i shud go and get married when i'm in my early 30s. So grey hair na sign of old man, dat was my reply for her and she looked at me and said, well, if its not old age, then you must be filled with wisdom. I just smiled and walked away. Infact, i dey find way to cover the grey hair thing. Someone advised i use Morgan Hair Cream. dunno about that if it works or not.