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Webmasters / 5 Tips To Spot An Awful Wordpress Designer by Ignyte(m): 1:20pm On Aug 07, 2018
There are lots of 'wordpress designers' on nairaland these days and the truth is that a vast majority of them are just demo editors. Here are a number of things tips to identify a silly wordpress designer.

1. He is looking for the right 'premium' theme:
A good wordpress designer should be able to use any free theme to design any kind of website (If you disagree with this point, you are a bad wordpress designer)

2. He only understands wordpress backend
If your designer cannot work backend and front end please run away, the guy will probably get a null theme and rip you off in the name of 'premium' web design

3. He is particular about plugins
P.S: because he doesn't know php
So... I've met web designers who don't know that with less than 10 lines of code they can make a restaurant booking plugin become a hotel reservation system.

4. He is super affordable
Do I need to explain this one again? They are everywhere here.

5. He cant make an app with the wordpress API
We have hundreds of wordpress guys out here but please, how many app guys do we have here?? If you know wordpress, web designer shouldn't be the only occupational tagline under your name.

If you ever meet anybody who displays all these behavioural patterns, RUN. It is highly likely he doesn't know what he is doing.
Celebrities / Re: Illbliss Harassed By SARS Searching For Tramadol by Ignyte(m): 6:57pm On Jul 31, 2018
d4gmail:
Dear illbliss, it means you need to work harder. You are not yet a Star enough for SARS to recognize you. cool

People that started listening to Music yesterday. Illbliss is one of the pioneers of the industry. Please learn to READ. Literature is available on Nigerian Music History
Gaming / Re: Here's Why An AAA Nigerian Video Game Title Is Highly Unlikely by Ignyte(m): 6:23pm On Jul 25, 2018
rentAcock:
I'm more amazed that you took your time to write this rubbish. Video games are a form of entertainment and nothing more. So many grown men waste valuable time playing silly video games that doesn't enrich them in anyway. Why should Nigeria even have a video game title Aren't there more Nigerian youths already languishing away by gambling? Video games leads to lack of productivity and that's the last thing a society needs. Abeg there are already too many forms of media fighting for our eyeballs, we don't need more of them.

See story. If you don't like games rest. We wan play games.
Politics / Re: Punch Got Slammed For Referring To A Female Presidential Aspirant As Mother Of 5 by Ignyte(m): 9:21am On Jul 25, 2018
Quidquopro:
So?

Is Punch wrong

Why is everybody crying more than the bereaved

If you have any Idea about Journalism, you would know that the headline is wrong.
Webmasters / Re: The Easiest Way To Receive Online Payments In Nigeria by Ignyte(m): 7:19am On Jul 24, 2018
Payant is the best in Nigeria. I've used it for all my clients but I'll allow you say your opinion.
Travel / Re: Breathtaking Waterfalls In Nigeria by Ignyte(m): 5:52am On Jul 13, 2018
The matsirga fall is the most beautiful waterfall in Nigeria and it's in Kaduna State OP didn't now add it.

It's literally called 'Wonderful'.

Just google 'River Wonderful'
Celebrities / Re: Death: D'banj Son, Daniel D' Third's Throwback Photos by Ignyte(m): 4:18am On Jun 25, 2018
maron5:


Exactly my thought ...let this case be investigated thoroughly by the authorities.

Questions to ask ourselves...

1.what could prompt a 1yr old boy to open all the doors of the of the koko mansion and snick out of the house to the compound to swim in the pool?is his height up to the handle of the door?

2.where are the securities in that house or his guilders if the parent were not around?

3.there are lots of things that will keep a baby fantasies in the room even if the parents are not around to keep playing rather than open the door only to jump into the swimming pool.this is conspiracy to murder.

4.As big as the mansion,its should have a CCTV and someone has masterminded the death of this boy.
All your questions are invalid as they imply that the pool was outside. The pool is indoors

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Celebrities / Re: Death: D'banj Son, Daniel D' Third's Throwback Photos by Ignyte(m): 4:16am On Jun 25, 2018
Tolexander:
Still wondering why a baby of that age was taken to the pool with no extra proper monitoring!

Wasn't taken to the pool. The pool is indoors any person could have wandered off and fallen inside. Child or adult

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Phones / Re: If This Phone Doesn't Shock You, Then I Don't Know What To Say To You.. Find X by Ignyte(m): 4:11am On Jun 22, 2018
honniemail:
Still looking for d shocking thing about he fone..mtchewwwe
256gb internal storage and 8gb RAM

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Phones / Re: If This Phone Doesn't Shock You, Then I Don't Know What To Say To You.. Find X by Ignyte(m): 4:09am On Jun 22, 2018
pheranme9:
i guess u dint remember 2 tell them that its cost around 400k...abt 1150$..its really expensive too good phone check youtube 4 more
Nope $1000 where you dey add $150 from?
Phones / Re: If This Phone Doesn't Shock You, Then I Don't Know What To Say To You.. Find X by Ignyte(m): 4:09am On Jun 22, 2018
Ejadike:
This device is madt but would the spec be good?
256gb internal memory + 8gb ram
Camera is 16mp primary and 25mp secondary
Webmasters / Re: How A Nairalander Scammed Me Of 12k. by Ignyte(m): 11:09am On Jun 20, 2018
directonpc:
sorry but I can't drop my contact on a public forum like this
Oga pius, you still dey nairaland?
Webmasters / Re: How A Nairalander Scammed Me Of 12k. by Ignyte(m): 11:08am On Jun 20, 2018
Emmysky:
Y post same thing with 2 different monikers?

Lmao. I honestly dunno who owns that other moniker. Check my posts and that persons posts. I sha like when people copy me
Webmasters / Re: How A Nairalander Scammed Me Of 12k. by Ignyte(m): 11:33am On Jun 19, 2018
I'm just here laughing in Spanish. If we say let's do site for you. Most of you prefer cheap site designers. The guy sha tried for 12k. I looked at the site and realized that with 12k I for no even go that far. Just take heart. Biko, If I have ever scammed anybody create thread oh. If not, contact me for premium web design services

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Webmasters / Re: Help A Trainee Web Designer by Ignyte(m): 11:24am On Jun 19, 2018
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Business / Want A Social Media Manager For Your Business? by Ignyte(m): 9:08am On Jun 14, 2018
There are hundreds of businesses today with an page or two online. Unfortunately for such businesses they are either using the wrong media platforms or have very inactive pages.

However, bigger brands have been able to utilize social media platforms using highly interactive handlers or managers. The success of this strategy was most felt in Nigeria when the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission had their twitter page handled by @FshawKingFisher.

Today we have brands like banks and telecom institutions looking for handlers to represent them online. A handler is usually expensive but a contractual staff.

Not everybody can be a handler particularly on twitter where creativity and wit are part and parcel of the platform. However, twitter is the most effective for putting out your brand.

iHandle is a Nigerian agency for social media management and a host of other digital services.
For businesses who are looking for an online presence especially on twitter kindly contact iHandle via call or whatsapp: 07037534762
Business / Re: What Would You Do With One Million Naira? by Ignyte(m): 6:38pm On Jun 11, 2018
I've got a startup Idea that in full capacity can earn a minimum of 4 million Naira per quarter. I need about 800k to start hit me up on whatsapp: 07037534762
Religion / Re: Does God Tell Us Who to Marry? by Ignyte(m): 12:25pm On Jun 11, 2018
DOUBLEWAHALA:

u also forgot to give me verse for samson own
Samson was a nazarite bros, read numbers 6 for the way if Nazarites. #HolyGhostGang signing out!
Religion / Re: Does God Tell Us Who to Marry? by Ignyte(m): 7:19am On Jun 11, 2018
DOUBLEWAHALA:


i did not expect someone like u to be in a hurry to spew this bullsh!t

oya answer this qustion?

y did God tell abraham to purse his 2nd wife

y did God tell samson / lsacc not to marry outside


God gave samson 3 law to obey

#1 dont drink wine

#2 dont cut your hair

#3 dont take a woman who is from philistein




amuwaiting

On behalf of the members of Holy Ghost Gang, Lemme answer you.
God only told Abraham to let Hagar to go because Sarah was agitating for her departure when she saw Ishmael making fun of Isaac. God told Abraham that he Abraham's family line would continue through Isaac but he would also make Ishmael a great nation hence, when the child was crying in the desert God provided comfort. (Genesis 21: 8-21)

2. God didn't tell Isaac to get married outside, Abraham made that decision by himself when he sent his servant to go and get his son a wife. Read (Genesis 24: 1-4)

B. Samson: was not commanded not to marry sef. God actually wanted him to marry the Philistine woman but it doesn't say anywhere that God told him to marry her. He actually loved her. And when he couldn't marry her, he dealt with them. Judges 14: 3-5 (NCV)

Samson was dedicated to God so he didn't shave his hair. That was the custom at the time.

Holy Ghost Gang... Signing out!

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Webmasters / Re: Webmasters Please Help Me With My Blog by Ignyte(m): 7:41am On Jun 10, 2018
Make the picture have a transparent background. Align your footer links to center

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Webmasters / A Thread For Front End Wordpress Designers by Ignyte(m): 7:39am On Jun 10, 2018
Good morning, I created this thread for just front end wordpress guys. Of course they're guys who just edit theme demos to create their sites. But some of us can use any theme to generate any UI of our choice. Some write php to modify the themes and some use a page builder but some other guys (like me) write code and use page builders. Anyways, if you use a page builder tell me what you currently use and let's compare to find one that's perfect.

P.S: I use Elementor Pro
Webmasters / Re: Please Which Plugin Can Help Me Do This In Wordpress by Ignyte(m): 7:07pm On Jun 06, 2018
This guy is your man

donsheddy1:
Have you heard of slider revolution?

That's your best bet for this now. Just add the gallery and add the shortcode to your post or page and see the magic as it unfolds.

Know that rendering too many images reduces your site's load time. So ensure to optimize any image before uploading

Check my signature if you need to contact me.
Webmasters / Re: Ecommerce Site Cofounder by Ignyte(m): 8:39am On May 26, 2018
Bros, you no drop number sha. Anyways; whatsapp 07037534762 I look forward to hearing from you
Webmasters / Re: Affordable Web Design.. See What You Get by Ignyte(m): 8:36am On May 26, 2018
Do they get to choose their UI?? can you work with any wireframes you are given?
Car Talk / Re: Africa’s Richest Man, Aliko Dangote, To Set Up Peugeot Assembly Plant In Kaduna by Ignyte(m): 6:55am On May 20, 2018
EzendiEgo1:


Very Good, Aliko Dangote clap for yourself you hear.

You have succeeded in carrying out your aim out, but am telling you the God that have been seeing INNOSON although this year will never let him down.

You want Market share in Automobiles industry.
No problem Mr man

How many businesses are you into more than six but still yet you will never remove Eyes in any business Igbo man is doing successfully.

why I am even presiding on this man case

Upon all Top 10 Most Valuable Auto Brands 2018: is Peugeot this Man decides to go into.

cheesy cheesy Who drives Peugeot this days

INNOSON keep going higher this man is still a small boy in Auto industry.

Do you know that the present PAN isn't assembling to its full capacity?
In recent months scores of people have lost their jobs and more are at risk to lose their jobs and will be unable to cater for their families.
Dangote is giving out a helping hand by investing into PAN to ensure that people get their lives back together you're here talking about INNOSON.

please stop being tribalistic and think about the bigger picture here... A businessman saw that an industry that caters for military personnel (private cars) was failing and he decided to save it. Kindly Visit the present PAN to validate my points

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Art, Graphics & Video / Once In A Lifetime Opportunity For Graphic Designers by Ignyte(m): 3:28am On May 19, 2018
Hello, my name is Peter Jev. Renowned Digi-preneur and Business analyst. I'm out to give ten graphic designers information that could boost their current earnings by 1000%.

I am creating a whatsapp group for ten graphic designers only, where I shall teach them and guide them (in future) how to maximize the opportunities they have as graphic designers...

Participants in this group will earn a minimum of N60,000 monthly with the information I'm giving.

The group of course isn't free to join, it costs a token of N1,500 (Accumulated funds which will go into my weekly airtime giveaway on Twitter; you can make back your money out there)

anyways, if you're interested contact me via:
WhatsApp: 07037534762
Twitter: @PeterJev
Call: 08127522875

Only ten people are benefitting from this offer. Thank you and have a nice day!!!
Business / Re: 5 Reasons Why Nigerians Are Now Going Into Online Businesses by Ignyte(m): 5:36pm On Apr 08, 2018
abbenism001:
Am interested, how can i go about it

The problem is that nobody has time to do lectures for anybody. Before, we were looking for who to do free classes for, but now na every man for himself. There should be some threads on nairaland you can find. Goodluck as you venture!
Education / Re: 2 Students Write Exams In Wedding Gowns In Benue State University (Photos) by Ignyte(m): 12:12pm On Apr 08, 2018
olatorich:


They might be writing their final exams and decide to come in a uniform attire.
That's the official Macosa (Mass Communication Students Association) uniform, dem get days wey all the mass comm students for BSU dey wear am.
The official graduation uniform for BSU is white shirt so that dem go sign on top, pour you water join

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Business / Re: 5 Real Online Business Opportunities You Can Start With 5000 Naira by Ignyte(m): 12:59am On Apr 07, 2018
SaintChukz:


There is no shortcut and easy way to grow followers on social media. Even as we speak, the algorithmic changes on the various social platforms are making it more and more difficult to grow organically. In other words, organic growth is dead on social media.

But if you want it fast and easy, your best bet is to engage in social media marketing otherwise known as social media advertising. But then what's your game plan. You'll need a strategy for attracting your target audience and this depends on the viability of your content plan, engagement levels, social provability, etc.

Don't let anyone deceive you with any abracadabra nonsense of growing automatically on social media. Even if it works for a while, it certainly won't last.

There's an actual formula, no abracadabra here sha, but most influencers use it, and I just started... You can just join a followers train and use the strategy, that's all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Top Tech Skills That Will Get You A High Pay In Nigeria by Ignyte(m): 12:18pm On Apr 05, 2018
simiolu1:


Sorry to call you out but a web design crash course has nothing to do with how to set up blogs, e-commerce websites, social networks etc...

Those are web development projects. You should be more interested in teaching people who want to learn web design HTML, CSS and JS! While HTML may be a walk in the park, you and I know that CSS and JS are not.

Stop potraying web design as web development. They are not the same

Sorry bros, according to google search results: "Web designers use various design programs such as Adobe Photoshop to create the layout and other visual elements of the website. ... Web developers use HTML, CSS, Javascript, PHP and other programming languages to bring to life the design files."

Now, I'm teaching the individual WordPress and I show him all the things I mention. Is it web development?? Wordpress is a CMS that only helps you customize the look and feel alongside certain behavior of the site. Biko, if I teach him how to setup e-commerce with WordPress na still design I show am... The gyy wants to learn web design and I am going to teach him web design.

If I wanted to teach HTML and CSS, Php and JS I for no write ten days there... Him no fit learn those things in ten days. He didnt write that he wanted to learn web development. Thank you for your input sha. God bless you!

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