Mariangeles:
John Boyega is an arrogant fool!!!
They are always so full of themselves when they come home to their own people... In fact, who is John Boyega? ( he's not even an A list actor)

Even if Toke was an unknown citizen, is this what he would have to say about the incident...? instead of getting to the bottom of the matter and apologizing if need be...

John Boyega isn't arrogant. PS he's in star wars, just being in star wars is a legendary feat! (Only real fans know)

JixNation:


state your price boss.

currently not on sap.

For a web design crash course, I can hook you up a ten day (or less training for 15k) I can refer you to people that will charge more sha.

In my training you will learn how to set up:
1. Blog
2. E-commerce site (Online store with all its features)
3. Forum
4. Social Network
5. Portfolio site

JixNation:
I'd love to learn web developement/designing or graphic designing,how much would it cost me?

And what is the duration of the cours(se), location is Makurdi.

I can teach you web design and I've got someone on my team that can take you graphic design, if you're a quick learner... I'm in Makurdi... Whatsapp: 07037534762

My name is Peter and I have handled classes in makurdi. See here: http://www.techurbs.com/2017/05/benue-tech-forumbtf-successfully-rounds.html?m=1

Lets discuss costs there... I look forward to hearing from you!

naptu2:
Same person that said she has an iphone and used it to take pictures of "clean Lagos".

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The IPhone thing was a trend when they were bashing Ambode for Clean Lagos. Every influencer tweeted it. Follow twitter trends bros

First of all if you're looking for all those threads that say, they'll create a website for you at 5k kindly walk out of this one. I am not party to all that.

Being one of the proven legitimate web designers on nairaland, I'm pleased to inform you that I am updating my portfolio thus all the 'expensive' charges for my sites have been dropped.

I will create a Jaw dropping Ecomerce site for you for just N20,000 (Includes Domain name and hosting plan) If you already have a domain name and hosting plan, you can contact me and I will hook you up at N10,000.

This is NOT A SCAM

You can peep my samples from years back
Coretechproducts.com
Slush.com.ng

The sites I will be building will have the following features:
1. Custom product grid on landing page
2. Beautiful UI and UX
3. Payment Gateway
4. Unlimited product Categories
5. 8 pages
6. 50 preloaded products
7. N800 per product added after site has been designed and much more....

Let's talk:
Whatsapp: 07037534762
Twitter: @peterjev

I look forward to hearing from you!

First of all if you're looking for all those threads that say, they'll create a website for you at 5k kindly walk out of this one. I am not party to all that.

Being one of the proven legitimate web designers on nairaland, I'm pleased to inform you that I am updating my portfolio thus all the 'expensive' charges for my sites have been dropped.

I will create a Jaw dropping Ecomerce site for you for just N20,000 (Includes Domain name and hosting plan) If you already have a domain name and hosting plan, you can contact me and I will hook you up at N10,000.

This is NOT A SCAM

You can peep my samples from years back:
[url]Slush.com.ng[/url]

The sites I will be building will have the following features:
1. Custom product grid on landing page
2. Beautiful UI and UX
3. Payment Gateway
4. Unlimited product Categories
5. 8 pages
6. 50 preloaded products
7. N800 per product added after site has been designed and much more....

Let's talk:
Whatsapp: 07037534762
Twitter: @peterjev

I look forward to hearing from you!

First of all if you're looking for all those threads that say, they'll create a website for you at 5k kindly walk out of this one. I am not party to all that.

Being one of the proven legitimate web designers on nairaland, I'm pleased to inform you that I am updating my portfolio thus all the 'expensive' charges for my sites have been dropped.

I will create a Jaw dropping Ecomerce site for you for just N20,000 (Includes Domain name and hosting plan) If you already have a domain name and hosting plan, you can contact me and I will hook you up at N10,000.

This is NOT A SCAM

You can peep my samples from years back
[url]Coretechproducts.com[/url]
[url]Slush.com.ng[/url]

The sites I will be building will have the following features:
1. Custom product grid on landing page
2. Beautiful UI and UX
3. Payment Gateway
4. Unlimited product Categories
5. 8 pages
6. 50 preloaded products
7. N800 per product added after site has been designed and much more....

Let's talk:
Whatsapp: 07037534762
Twitter: @peterjev

I look forward to hearing from you!

I want to see how you will teach them front end and UI... Add me up 07037534762

JohnChopDollar:
Hi,

Logo designer needed for logo creation

Please contact John@chopdollar.com

Please drop your whatsapp number, nobody has time to be sending mails

Saviour22:
so wat good is she to u Igbo people? why is that lady shouting Igbo amaka

Guy, I'm not even Igbo. I'm only defending the fact that it's not everybody you see that you refer to as 'dumb'

Saviour22:
and the dumb Igbo girl did not go and developed the east, she is busy developing another man country u are here, typing Igbo amaka hehe u people are dull.

She was born abroad, her husband is not Nigerian, neither is her child. Biko, why should she go and develop the east. Krystal is NOT dumb. She was my senior in school way back calm down with your description.

If you never register, register now oh. Lagos and Abuja are currently VERY available. I dey register for one guy wey dey reject Lagos sef

Want to create a chatbot for your business? I can create one for you and teach i what to do. Lets talk whatsapp: 07037534762

In April 2016, Facebook opened up its Messenger platform to chatbots. By July, there were 11,000 chatbots active on Messenger. By September, that number had shot up to 30,000. Chatbots are kind of a big deal, and for very good reasons

What are Chatbots?

‘Chatbots are the new apps,” Satya Nadella, Microsoft’s CEO

Type in “What is a chatbot?” in Google, and it will tell you that it is “a computer program designed to simulate the conversation with human users, especially over the Internet.”. What it doesn’t tell you, however, is that you have just experienced a chatbot first hand. You asked a question, naturally, and the software answered it in a simple, conversational manner.

A chatbot is a software that will attend to your customers, answer their questions, provide suggestions, and even crack a joke or two. And it will do it all without human intervention. Chatbots make it simple and natural for even the most technophobic users to interact with your business on Facebook.


Here are 5 reasons why your Facebook Brand Page needs a bot,

1) Messaging is the new Social

"Messaging is one of the few things that people do more than social networking.” – Mark Zuckerberg

As online interactions evolve from public (social media) to personal (messaging), users are comfortable interacting with brands on messaging apps. Facebook Messenger, with its base of nearly a billion users, is a popular choice, and a natural fit for brand chatbots. Global brands such as CNN, Hyatt Hotels, Disney and even the White House have their own Facebook chat bots, performing a variety of functions


2) 24/7 Engagement for your Customers

90% of social messages from customers to brands are ignored. Average response time for the other 10% is 10 hours

The social media revolution has changed what consumers expect from brands. Instead of waiting for business hours, customers will now message your page on Facebook at three in the morning and expect an immediate response. A chatbot fulfills this expectation without you having to dramatically increase the size of your social media team (and budget). In case of rote queries, chatbots can even complete the loop and provide a satisfactory resolution. For others, the customer is assured that their issue will be looked into. Ultimately, a chatbot can be the difference between a satisfied customer and a frustrated one.


3) We’re an Enterprise. Are Chatbots secure?

While security is a sensitive issue for brands & corporates, the recent launch of chatbots by leading banks like Bank of America & payment providers like MasterCard & PayPal have given more confidence in enterprise security.

Messenger apps like Facebook provides flexible support on authenticating customers through new features like Customer Matching & Account Linking.


4) Plugging the Gap in your Digital Strategy

Chatbots are not designed to replace your digital marketing team. Rather, they fill in the gaps. By responding to standard queries and requests (a critical but uncomplicated task) automatically, chatbots allows your social media and marketing team to put their creative energies where they are needed – coming up with awesome strategies to promote your brand. For queries it is not programmed to handle, a chatbot will alert a human colleague to take over and close the loop.

5) Scaling with Your Business

As your business grows, so does your Facebook presence. With a large portion of the Facebook audience skewing older and less technologically savvy, chatbots can help you manage their queries faster and with far less fuss. While it may be possible for you to personally respond to one or two messages daily, what happens when the trickle becomes a deluge? With chatbots, it doesn’t matter how many users are messaging you simultaneously, they all get the same, personalized, instant engagement.

Source:http://blogs.webspiders.com/why-your-companys-fb-page-needs-a-bot/
To get an idea about how Facebook chat bots can help your customers, check out the screens below

Guy, check out YOLO it's a Ghanaian series I was introduced to, it revolves around the same thing Shuga does... You'll love it!

Not beating down the effort but I think the rover 75 would have produced a better finish

Lol.

Op,n I write 100% erotic fiction. I don't know if this suites your niche, however, if you're comfortable with it I can start a series on your blog. 2 episodes per day. It will be 100% original with no copies elsewhere. As long as I get paid and I am given credit as the original author.

Find me on whatsapp: 07037534762.

Contact me and I will send you a small preamble.

Hey, there.
I'm doing an online course in my bid to better myself and I feel, it would make a lot of sense to post whatever useful knowledge I am getting from there on this thread. I do hope that by the time, I get to round up my course and thread, someone else might be able to learn something too.


[b]COURSE DESCRIPTION
[/b]Learn about the key techniques for integrating social media platforms into your e-commerce website to drive customer awareness of your brand and increase sales by studying the course Social Media Strategy for Small Businesses.


The course begins by describing the need for a dynamic web presence. You will learn about the different elements of a dynamic website and the different steps of research and planning for a dynamic website. You will be introduced to the different areas to consider when creating a website and learn how to identify key interactive elements that can be added to a website.

Next you will learn about the key concepts relevant to social media and the considerations that need to be made for engaging with social media. You will learn about the different types of social media and their benefits and the different ways for preparing and sharing social media content. You will learn how to meaningfully measure social media engagement using platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, blogs, LinkedIn, YouTube and their useful features.

The course will be of great interest to professionals working in the areas of marketing, social media and branding. It will also be of interest to learners who would like to learn more about how effective social media can drive e-commerce.


OUTCOME
Having completed this course you will be able to:
1. Discuss the need for a dynamic web presence.
2. Describe different elements of a dynamic website.
3. Discuss the different steps of research and planning for a dynamic website.
4. Discuss the different areas to consider when creating a website.
5. Identify key interactive elements that can be added to a website.
6. Discuss different issues that must be addressed when creating a website for your business.
7. Discuss the key concepts relevant to social media.
8. Discuss the different considerations that need to be made for engaging with social media.
9. Describe different types of social media and their benefits.
10. Discuss different ways for preparing and sharing social media content.
11. Describe how to meaningfully measure social media engagement.
12. Describe Twitter, Facebook, blogs, LinkedIn, YouTube and their useful features.

friendlyadvice:


i hear you, continue to dey dream for there no go find work you are as dead as your website

Okay, we don hear

friendlyadvice:

Don't flatter yourself you dead designer I said in exchange for their panties not to get into their panties and you dey sponsor people go sch put your name on the list illiterate



You never sell shigbain you wan dey give discount

I'm not feeding you and your family jare if you want food get a real job loser

Okay. I don hear you. I'm not dragging, my previous nairaland clients can testify. Still, say what you want.

friendlyadvice:

Dey lie for your papa there because you dey maga buy university babes 200 naira credit in exchange for their panties doesn't mean you sponsor them to school

Yinmu na e u come dey use nairaland advertise your dead business for free as if paid advertising no dey there



Thank God say you know not only are you dead and broke you come be liar on top

I don't get into panties of women even when offered on a silver platter. The only business I strongly advertise are my web design discounts.
Still, all I want from you is a donation. Do that and I'll not bother you again

friendlyadvice:


loool tell that to your dead thread you brokeass jobless art student

Not to tut my horn, but I'm currently sponsoring five students in universities (For charity)
The goal is to reach 100 students by december 2018. But still, tell us how you're a millionaire and stuff. I'm enjoying your story.

On the link I sent. You will see Zende Academic Fund, please donate just 50k, and put someone in school.

We currently partner with Tiptnp (The I pledge to Nigeria project)

But, I'm a broke guy trying to use stock images to get okada money. Dear millionaire, support the leaders of tomorrow!

But still, tell us how rich you are. Are you richer than Efe??

friendlyadvice:

you're a broke and hungry man

Compared to Dangote we both are

friendlyadvice:

tell that to your empty pocket dead designer

Empty pocket?? Not at all sir. Dead?? Very much alive sir. But hey, it's all your opinion alright, spew it as much as possible. Bless up!

friendlyadvice:

at all man i just like giving free things away for free and not adding price and lying that i designed it

You're a good man!

busybrain123:

I need simple logo for my blog. How much before I add you.

Simple logo:
3k (No revision)
6k (2 revisions)

For further prices as to more complex designs, na whatsapp! Good luck and may the force be with you!

friendlyadvice:


nairalanders you can always get stock pictures from pexel.com and you can design your logos free at tailorbrands.com‎
op good luck

Thanks bros, Canva.com beats pexel.com

You can hire a pro or diy

Different results sha. The creative direction of the designer is what matters.

As the OP, I thank you once again.

friendlyadvice:
see dead designs o oga abeg how much

See 'alive' designs below. The problem now is 'Can you afford??'

If you have money send me a message on whatsapp else, take some of your moniker and rest.

Some of us want to help the low budget guys

Most bloggers especially DIY bloggers have problems getting the right pictures for their posts. Most finally have to rely on getting pictures from other sites and this kills the Originality they are trying to portray.

I've got the perfect solution. I'll create graphical blog titles and other graphic content for your blog at super affordable rates. What's more, I can create them and deliver in less than 2 hours and so you can always get a custom artwork on the day you need it. Contact me via: 07037534762

Below are samples for a blog: [url]zende.com.ng[/url]

SoundTribe:


The question is not whether making money online is a mirage or not.

The question is what value are you bringing to the market?

You have to understand that 'online' is no different from 'offline'. The science of making money stays the same.

Just three steps:

1. Look for someone with a problem

2. Solve the problem

3. Collect money

It's that simple.

Forget the latest online guru stuff. Just follow those three steps and you will bank hard.

The problem is most people don't understand that the amount of money you make is correlated to the problems you help people solve.

If you are not making money online, here is the truth:

You had a shitty business.

By shitty, you weren't solving any problem.

No problem solved, no money. That's it.

I'm going to prove it to you.

I will give you a 5,000,000 naira right now if you can rank me on the first page of google for 'Hotels in Lagos'.

Go out and solve people's problem offline or online and you will make moolah.

I usually just tell people to forget all these 'make money online' guru talks and just solve problems. But this seems to just get over people's head.

I start stuff all the time online and make money every time.

How?:

The simple astonishing secret is solve problems.

It's that simple.

And the good thing about this is its pretty straightforward.

Not easy but simple.

Problems are everywhere just go out and solve them.

A friend of mine wants an ecommerce site designed for 50,000 naira. That's all the money he has. The problem he is facing is that he can't seem to find someone decent at that price.

Can you help him solve this?

I want someone to help me start a lead generation campaign for a product I recently developed from China. I need just 2 sales per day.

I can do this myself but my problem is I need to focus on higher level task for the product like looking for investors to fund and accelerate the next batch of product manufacturing.

Can you help me create leads for this product? I will pay good money for a finder's fee.

I need someone to come to my apartment, pick up my laundry, go wash and dry them and deliver them in 2 days. I will pay a premium for this.

Loads of problem everywhere.

How can you not make money?

Just how?

I will tell you how.

You are too me-focused.

Nobody gives a shit about you or if you want to make money online or not. Humans are very self centered and only care about themselves and their problems.

So you need to love people and their problems more than yourself or need to make money.

Do this and I assure you, 3 years from now you will be sitting on a beach in Cambodia sipping on an exotic drink.

SHALOM

Your guy that has just 50k for eCommerce tell him to Contact me via whatsapp, let's talk. I can arrange something for him: 07037534762