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Celebrities / Re: CNN Anchor Isha Sesay Marries Leif Coorlim by ijebuboy18(m): 6:59am On Aug 21, 2013
Sh!t, my crush marries some1 else. Lesson learnt, act on ur feelings quickly, u neva knw she might also b digging u. Am sure a lotta 9ja guys r cursing their luck, I knw plenty guys who hav a crush on this lady. Well we will hav 2 kip admiring from afar.
Religion / Re: What You Wear To Church Really Matter? by ijebuboy18(m): 1:11pm On Jul 07, 2013
Let's be honest with ourselves, going 2 church is more of a social affair than it is about God. Am not sayn dressn scandalously 2 church is ok, but he/she who does knows wat he/she is wearing doesn't fit d atmosphere and prob has a motive 2 dress such way but it is not our place 2 judge, scold, gossip or chase them away. He without sin should cast the 1st stone.Na cloth u come look 4 church abi na God u come find?
Religion / Re: What You Wear To Church Really Matter? by ijebuboy18(m): 12:42pm On Jul 07, 2013
How does wat u wear 2 church matter 2 God, dat only matters 2 man. It is not our place 2 gate out pple who come 2 seek God in his house all because they are not dressed 2 our standards,I mean would u chase a drunk or prostitute away from ur church cos they r not dressed right? God is not man that cares about how u dress, if he did, he wouldn't hav accepted Mary Magdalene, u or me, so pple should stop using their standard 4 God, cos he doesn't care abt dat! Most of us are filthier with our clothes on cos our hearts is all that matters 2 him!
Politics / Re: Ibadan: One Of Five African Cities To Watch - Financial Times by ijebuboy18(m): 10:28am On Dec 15, 2012
Lol,kidnappers den indeed ooo, been here for 5yrs plus but so long as u don't flash n show urself u shud b safe, but owerri city these days is mad n kidnappin is a day 2 day tin. @least 2kidnappings a day. No security n so d hoodlums hav easy access 2 d villages n outskirts where dey have their hideouts n kip their victims. A low profile will kip u safe.
Politics / Re: Ibadan: One Of Five African Cities To Watch - Financial Times by ijebuboy18(m): 9:55am On Dec 15, 2012
I was brought up by an ijebu man married 2 an igbo woman from arochukwu in abia state n was raised in ibadan and I will say this without mincing words. All the igbo states combined cannot compare wit Ibadan city. Even my mum knows dat n thanks God 4 d ijebu man dat liberated her from such backwardness. I currently work out of enugu/Imo n there is no igbo state I haven't been 2. Is it dat very dirty aba wit no roads ,dirty messed up n touted onitsha, backwards nnewi or underdeveloped umuahia n abakaliki dem wan take compare Ibadan. Abeg park well. Aside owerri n enugu, dere is no oda place worth anitin n dey knw dat. So don't come here n compare an industralized city to cities where all ur brothers do is sell,sell,sell.

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Romance / Re: Cooking, Sex Or Good Character For Your Woman? by ijebuboy18(m): 7:53pm On Nov 25, 2012
Gud character 1st den bedmatics, cooking can b learnt. As 4 dudes sayin badmatics can b learnt, trust me not all babes can learn bedmatics, specially those whose stayed as virgins 4 long. Some babes just 2 stiff 2 learn . Tried n failed teachin some1, being with her was as gud as banging concrete.
Romance / Re: Why We Love To Double Date Women...... by ijebuboy18(m): 5:21pm On Oct 28, 2012
Cos variety is the spice of life.
By eating from various honeypots, u r able 2 choose witout prejudice which 1 tastes beta n which u would rather b wit, d only fallback is getting caught. grin
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex With One Word... by ijebuboy18(m): 2:18pm On Oct 28, 2012
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Politics / Re: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by ijebuboy18(m): 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2012
He was piloting a private jet abi, y he neva build beta roads 4 him state. lipsrsealed
Well may his soul rest in peace sha.

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Romance / Re: My Friend EX by ijebuboy18(m): 8:50pm On Oct 21, 2012
jhydebaba:


*alaini ironu ara galatia, obirin tan ladugbo abi? O fe fi oko ba ebi je. Olojukokoro, alaini ti ju, asewo oniranu.*


Bros, wetin d guy do u na, after all no b ur geh u go afta. Guy abeg go afta her, jst put ur friend in d know. One man's meat is anoda man's poison.
Music/Radio / Re: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by ijebuboy18(m): 9:07am On Oct 21, 2012
Both r greats, but the scale tips in Adele's favour 4 me, probably cos she is younger.

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Food / Re: What Weird/Disgusting Things Have You Found In Your Food? by ijebuboy18(m): 1:35pm On Oct 20, 2012
2003, Buka 3 in Unilorin, asked 4 a plate of jollof rice with plantain n meat only 2 seat down n find d side of d plate of food lined wit catarrh. D small yellow kind, shouted my head off @ d gal dat served me.
Durin my AFCS days, men d list is countless, stones, shards of glass, hair, asbestos e.t.c. Wat choice do u have other dan remove d obstructn n eat or go hungry.

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Romance / Re: Can You Really Tame An Extravagant Man? by ijebuboy18(m): 11:39pm On Oct 13, 2012
Chinese proverb: It is easier to change the course of a river, than to change a man's character.
If u r looking to change him, the honest ansa is YOU CAN'T . Change has to come from within d guy himself, unfortunately, he might not learn unless he is tot by a bad experience.
My advice will b to stay away from him, trust me, when his well runs dry, he will ask 4 money from ani1 dat he thinks will give, including u, thus creating an unending cycle of debts, cos for such peeps money makes d world go round. Speaking from my personal xperience, though I don't hav millions.
Career / Re: Bank Employees Must Pay Millions If Sacked Early by ijebuboy18(m): 4:56pm On Oct 12, 2012
Most def is ACCESS BANK, still got a copy of their offer letter which I rejected, crazy place. Though they hav their reasons which is due to flight of staff 2 other banks wit better pay, grade n working conditions, it really doesn't justify this.@acidtalk,y don't they improve their own working conditions n see whether staff won't stay. This is jst slavery.
Romance / Re: Am I Cheap?? Have I Slept With Too Many Men? by ijebuboy18(m): 7:53am On Oct 12, 2012
Loved ur intro, got me cracking but u r obviously concerned abt d no of guys u been wit thus ur post. Did u ask ur guy 4 his numba,cos I can guarantee u, his is more dan urs n dat does not make him cheap. 2 all d hypocrites here, how many u know d no of peeps u hav had sex wit in 4yrs? Abeg make una comot log 4 ur eye b4 u come here 2 remove speck 4 anoda man eye. Gal, u r not cheap. Had dis argument wit my friends once (guys n gals), all I need 2 know is dat u r xclusively mine n dat u r no prostitute. Shikena.
Health / Re: Czech Man Becomes The First Person In The World To Live With No Heart Or Pulse by ijebuboy18(m): 6:37am On Oct 08, 2012
WOW!!!
Romance / Re: She Turned Him Down by ijebuboy18(m): 7:44am On Sep 25, 2012
Was abt 2 post sumtin in d gals support but wateva her reasons were she neva luved ur guy cos she must have been 2timing 4 @least a year b4 she can accept anoda man's proposal within 2weeks. Now dat it d true meanin of betrayal. 3 yrs of lies n I luv u only 2 turn back @ d endpoint, damn. SMH.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Boyfriend Gave Her A Confusing Reply. by ijebuboy18(m): 7:41am On Sep 14, 2012
Y y'all attacking the man,I mean d guy could b impotent or be wit a low sperm count n not want 2 disclose it n dat myte b d motivatn for wanting a DNA test 2 proove he is rilly d father, jst my tot though.
Celebrities / Re: Michael Clarke Duncan Is Dead ('Green Mile' Actor) by ijebuboy18(m): 7:07am On Sep 04, 2012
This is so sad.I remeber reading Green mile by Stephen King(my best author) before I watched d movie n been completely blown away n scared of d quite,black,soft and gentle giant he potrayed. I loved him in armageddon n planet of d apes 2. But green mile as still his best.I loved u man. You never knew how much u scared me with dat ur husky,rash,rough,deep voice. RIP. cry
Romance / Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by ijebuboy18(m): 8:05am On Aug 31, 2012
Sunebanty: There was dis day(arnd 8pm) i went wit a friend to see her gal,we were outside her compound wit my guy chating wit her gal and i was standing alone just pressing my phone to keep me busy,then i noticed a gal moving to my direction and on getting to me she pressed a button on her phone and directed her phone to my face(just to see my face clearly)and she said oh!am sorry u resembled a friend of mine and she asked my name(bt i knew her cos she is a dancer so av met her in many places,she appeared fit cos she is also into sport)and we later exchange digits dat night and she said i should try to call and i told her i will.i later called her dat night and after some talks she started talking abt sex on phone(my dis thing don raise to full attention)she later said she will visit me d other day and that if she handle me on bed i will run,c'mon u no fit that was wot i told her that night.the following day she came and she goin to pass the night with me.arnd 11pm we were abt to start and i take a condom trying to insert it bt she refused saying she dn't like using it bt i later convinced her and i finally inserted it and as i entered her like 10seconds later, i don precipitate(wetin dy happen,i asked myself as i inserted anoda condom)d same thing happened till the third time wen my dick refused to raise again,she tried using her hand and everytin she could do to make it raise bt it do nt raise again(cum see me see yabbing dat night)GUY ANY GAL WEY SEE YOUR BROAD CHEST LIKE DIS WILL BE AFRAID TO BE INTIMATE WIT U NT KNOWING DAT NA ONLY MOUTH U GET,d one wey she said wey pain me most na GUY U AV A PROBLEM O,AND U HAD BETTER TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FAST,for dat night e be like say make i see one thing wey go raise my dick make i use am wound her cos d tin pain me o,i cum dy think say wetin fit cause all dis mess as we cum sleep,i tried early in the mornin again and i precipitate fast again and she started saying,abeg leave me make u go take care of yourself,she just dy mock me,d thing wey pain me most be say since then i neva get her time to invite her wey i for show her my real colour.
Same sh1t happened 2 me, wz @ work wen dis bustylicious babe jst stared @ me till my JT wz @ attentn, got digits n all 2 raise a quick rendezvous later @ nyte bt d same JT wey impress d babe @work failed me @nyte 3times. I wz betrayed by my JT thrice b4 d cock crowed n I neva got anoda chance @ does assets.
Science/Technology / Re: Japan Toilet-maker Unveils 'Poop-powered' Motorbike by ijebuboy18(m): 6:33pm On Aug 29, 2012
Weird thinking, weird product... But am so sure it will see in nigeria n all these peeps sayin disgusting, will take dis okada 2 their houses soon.
Crime / Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by ijebuboy18(m): 7:09pm On Aug 22, 2012
Tied up,raped,beaten,raped again probably repeatedly n then strangled. SMH.This is just wickedness. Not even animals r kileed with this sorta mercilessness. My heart goes out 2 d family of d deceased.

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Romance / Re: Can You Donate Your Kidney To Your Lover? by ijebuboy18(m): 4:51pm On Aug 21, 2012
LWKMD. All these pple sayin no r d same pple dat will luk in2 their bf/gf faces n say I luv u n all. Guess d lov no reach kidney. These answers also mean u would rather watch d person u claim 2 luv die in terrible pain dan save him/her wit 1 kidney or leave him/her in pain while we search anoda kindey(no matter how long it takes) cos u only need 1 2 survive. Well as 4 me, I gotta say NO 2, guess there is no more luv aniwhere.
Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by ijebuboy18(m): 8:13am On Aug 20, 2012
Makes perfect sense. U juts gotta see beyond d lamguage used.
Romance / Re: Silly Things You've done For Love by ijebuboy18(m): 12:48pm On Aug 16, 2012
Used almost my whole sal then 2 buy her an HTC fone in Jan even though my rent wz due. Evaded my landlord n told him stories till feb. Still got royally dumped on Feb 14 d same year, less dan 2 weeks from buyin dat fone. Learnt d hard way, now I use em n dump em.

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Travel / Re: Attempted Robbery On Arik Air Flight: Suspect & Victim Arrested by ijebuboy18(m): 8:53pm On Aug 10, 2012
How can some1 jst board a flight wit intentions of robbing his fellowman, where he wan run 2. Well he must hav been succesful cos I recall reading abt an access staff who lost $200,000 in an arik air flight. I jst wonder wat will become of him once d bank is done wit him.
www.omojuwa.com/2012/07/access-bank-plc-in-illegal-fund-transfer-and-staffs-right-abuse/
Family / Re: My Wife Insists On Going To Law School Outside D State! by ijebuboy18(m): 7:25am On Aug 07, 2012
Going 2 law skool in enugu in no way impedes her dream of becoming a lawyer, he only wants 2 kip his wife by his side, which is her rightfull position. Wetin dey 4 sokoto dey 4 sokoto, so y go around d country 2 achieve d same result n also put ur own home @ jeopardy. I see silly posts here exp frm d ladies abt her home impeding her success, na 2day married women dey go law skool.I don't think she wants 2 cheat bt I won't b surprised if her true reason 4 wantin abj is 2 be with in company of 1 of her favorite female friends who resides in abj.
Politics / Re: Akingbola’s Assets Are Up For Sale – Sanusi Lamido by ijebuboy18(m): 7:32am On Aug 03, 2012
All bank MDs including sanusi steal depositors funds, but akingbola n Cecelia 4got d golden rules for being a thief. NEVER GET CAUGHT.
Personal vendetta or not, if he stole then he should return d money, but if I were akingbola, I would also b scheming 2 expose sanusi's stolen billions 2 n sue him in d UK as well.
Romance / Re: He Has Only Done It Once In 5years Of Their Courtship. He Is Scared. by ijebuboy18(m): 8:11am On Jul 27, 2012
From personal xperienc, I wz once in a rship wit a veri religious gal who luved me 2 pieces n I d same. She gav me all d sex I wantd until she came 2 her senses n dat well dried up. it wz until later she confesd 2 me she alwzs felt guilty n dirty afta each encounter n it alwzs bore on her mind n she myte nt b compatible wit me sexually among oda tins. Truth b told no amount of punnies I hav had afta her hav eva replaced wat I STILL FEEL 4 HER n ryte now I am ready 2 go 24 yrs wit no sex jst 2 have her wit me again. If u ask me,he shud go along wit his plans,cos she will def open up 2 him sexually wen dey r 1 body. She is jst stayin true 2 wat she believes as concerns no sex witout marriage n he will b a FOOL 2 let her go, cos seems 2 me frm ur tale she is jst as committed 2 him.

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Romance / Re: I Am After His Money And He's After My "Assets" by ijebuboy18(m): 1:35pm On Jul 25, 2012
@op. There is only 1 word 4 some1 like u. ASHEWO.
Romance / Re: After Injuring Your Dad, He Wants To Date You by ijebuboy18(m): 7:10am On Jul 25, 2012
This kinda shit can only happen in 9ja, dude shud b consultin lawyers awaiting trail 4 reckless driving, endagering the public, attempted murder n assault nt makin luv advances.

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Family / Re: Father In Law To Be - Asking Me When I Want To Get Married by ijebuboy18(m): 10:21am On Jul 22, 2012
OYINBOGOJU: There are many ways of getting married in Nigeria without spending up to 100k depend on the plan with your spouse.

After wedding people expect her to get pregnant and probably have the baby in the US where you reside maybe your wife to be is having that vision also

Trouble will come if you can't meet up with their expectation.

The only way out is to open up to the father and resolve it in a manly way

Dont hide the truth from the father because nobody will like to have liar as son in-law they might use that as excuse against you in future.

U said it all.

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