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About 2 hit d 100th page. Stealthiness is d way of d cat! V got my eyes on Godschild.

@contra, plz v got 1 ?, wat if orientation camp s to start on a monday nd i hit camp on sunday aftnoon 2 b abl 2 mt up early 4 regstrtn on mon, wil d camp officials open d g8 4 me/allow me pass d 9t in camp? Pz wen s d best tym 2 hit camp 2 avoid unnecesri wahala?

contra: when you bcom room service. Abeg go back to the gate, who you wan leave ur job for? I'll attend to madam instead.

u also wan attend to madam? i laff die...(my tummy don dey pain me nw)

contra: where you dey go young man?

oga madam say mek i com room.

[quote author=Gods-child]Bros, I no chop that one...I no see any BlackBerry fonts like(...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅) for wetin you claim say PSOTO talk!!...[/quote]see me see wahala o! So u dey doubt ur broda b/c of woman? What s rlly hapnin bros?

psoto: IK come and give me good luvin! Ugh! Am dying in bed! Ugh! Ugh! My chief security officer does'nt lick my honey well like u do. Plz come quickly

plz wait honey...

[quote author=Gods-child]IK!!...injec-what??...you wan see my red eye??[/quote]No ulterior motive bros. But she's inviting me to her room nd she said she'z got sum cds. Abeg cds no be community devlopment service?

psoto: I'm fine jawe. Warming ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ bed as usual. IK plz come and join me in bed. I hav some cds.

Are u serious?

psoto: O ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Lawd...‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head is swelling, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ black face is turning red, am so Hot! someone please help meeeeee...

Wait 4 me in my bedroom. I'll be wit u in a minute to giv u ur injection...

Qyqhelormorh: I'm nobody's wife yet o, wouldn't mind ...

My mind dun relax nw. B/c if u c as K-SOLO(timaya music producer) take design kikelomo him wife face ehn u go pity the woman. Feel at home!

Qhyqerlormor i hope ur nt d wife of K-SOLO b/c if u r, if k-solo catch u hia ehn, u knw as him dey take pound u 4 house. I jus hope ur nt K-solo's wife.

Psoto darlin hw levels naa?

[quote author=Gods-child]I just realized I've not seen much of IK121 in the house today...@IK, guy hope no problem??...your face scarce today ooo[/quote]My broda i dey o! I'v bn a lil busy today. But dnt getit twisted, am stil jobless o!

Kikelomo ur highly welcum! But b4 the official welcum, let's get to know mor about u. My brother Gods-child is in the building to officially welcum u.

[quote author=Gods-child]Yess Boss!...No wahala...You just have to make yourself available more frequently cos it may happen anytime!...[/quote]Kikelomo ur highly welcum! But b4 the official welcum, let's get to know mor about u. My brother Gods-child is in the building to officially welcum u.

femoint007: How una dey?,i believe u guys are enjoyin urself,wel,am back to d hostel for 2weeks,na enjoyment time i dey oo i knw fit kill myself,@Gods-child,any news?,psoto,i see u oo,abbasufi,bantieman,sexy ify,cy09,ik1,i dey hail una oo,i hpe hear 4rm u guys soon.

Yowaa!!! My vroda no kill am for ursef o! Call upf letter still dey am for way. I hof no frovlem for ya creek? Welcum 2 wher u belong...

All ds "Early morning preachers" no go allow me enjoy my early mornin sleep. Ontop dat dem dey shout wit mega fon. See time o!

All ds "Early morning preachers" no go allow me enjoy my early mornin sleep. See time o!

psoto: O yes...Let's hear from others.

Am in support of the motion dat u be the one to open the thread!

Good Mornin Folks! Dn't liv ur life in d past, thinkin bout misteks or changes uv made. Think ur life as a book, move forward, close one chapter, open anoda. Learn frm ur misteks bt most importantly, focus on ur future nt on ur past! Hv a gr8 day folks...

[quote author=Gods-child]Yes you're right, anybody can open the thread...but this is now a family matter...me I just made a suggestion ni oo...another reason I felt so is that, if perhaps a lady opens the thread it would attract other ladies & more guys sef...but there won't be male over-dominance...Lets hear from others sha![/quote]Supported!!! Psoto should open the thread! Those in support of this motion say Aaah! Those against it say Nahh!

[quote author=Gods-child]Yes you're right, anybody can open the thread...but this is now a family matter...me I just made a suggestion ni oo...another reason I felt so is that, if perhaps a lady opens the thread it would attract other ladies & more guys sef...but there won't be male over-dominance...Lets hear from others sha![/quote]Supported!!! Those in support of this motion say Aaah! Those against it say Nahh!

prodam: SbabaJ, Congrat Bigbro..
Psoto, Bentieman, Godschild, IK, SexyIfy, Abbasuffi, CY and senior Contra..u guyz are wonderful..I salute your comic display of objectivity.
I want to register for a full time course here..what are the requirments

Prodam dnt mek ursef a stranger. i bin dey fear u b4...nt anymor becos i nw consider u 1 of us. The requirement s jus ur contribution in keepin ds thread alive. Am sure u ll meet ur camp mate here #i knw say u like sucking Big oranges# abi na honey u dey lick?

[quote author=Gods-child]Mehn!...dem government no try kankan!...Oyo state better pass abeg...I hear say kidnappers full there sef![/quote]My broda hw much oyo state dey pay? For the past one month v bn in owerri v nt hd of any recent kidnap. As usual, the state govt is always "ontop of the situation". Besides, corpers r no targets.

SBabaJ: To Cut The Long Story Short...
I Graduated With First Class Honours.

Congrats man! No wonder ur allergic to fun. But u made it, congrats again.

Batch B(The Big House) thread is DEAD!!! @contra i luv u so much! Ur d only xy who made out tym 2 be wit us nd entertain all our questions. Preciate!!! Wen am tru wit my own camp, i'll visit Batch A 2013 Aspirants house to giv em mor info!

CY09: BTW, where are you from?

owelle Rochas okorocha state my broda lol

@contra abeg no vex, dis wil be my last regbe regbe question. (1) Pz all ds "Lamushuanging" i hear dat do happen in camp, how e dey happen sef? (2) I also heard dat married women do hide the roc on dia finger to be part of d action, hw tru is dat?

Banttie wad up?

@contra, plz, hw can one make friends quickly wit married nd single women in camp? And are guyz allowed 2 visit gurls hostel?

deleo16: happy new month fellow batch C and gud morning all batch C aspirant 2 month and 40 days to go as we countdown

CY09: Hi all hope you all are good...We thank God for counting us worthy to see a new month despite our transgressions, we pray he will see us through this month and give us the grace to keep away from sin.

Ameeoo!!!

Brezzybone: I dey vex no o! Make i call dat man wen fail to mobilize me since january be4 he go tell me another story. If him try am again i die with am walahi.

Lmao! Lol! guy no call am, jus bone face carry cutlass go him office ask am "How far naa"