₦airaland Forum

Brezzybone: I dey vex no o! Make i call dat man wen fail to mobilize me since january be4 he go tell me another story. If him try am again i die with am walahi.

Lmao! Lol!

Breezybone i see u. How kwanu u no tel me say u be nebo pikin. Former vc of UNN no be ur papa? or are u related to him?

psoto: R u serious? Is Owerri dat expensive? O ga o...

Believ me dear. I was with a corper frm ogun state ds mornin, she was calling her folks, beggin dem 2 plz send her money. If ur a corper nd lukn 4 "anyhow" accomodation, evrybdy is an agent hia, even a 15yr old nd they won't bait an eye lid to collect N10k agent fee frm u b4 showin u a house. If u see a house, u pay anoda 5k for agreement b4 payin d house rent which ll b nuffin less dan 100k. I reside in owerri nd abj nd i cn tel u living expenses in owerri is way too higher dan abj. Iz jus accomodation dat meks abj luk xpensiv. My advice is stay in d rural area, u ll save lots of money...

Info 4 guys nd gurlz dat'd b posted to Imo State. Pz dnt try to work ur posting to owerri the state capital, b/c of d expensiv nature of d city unless u want to do BIGBOY THINS, cum wit ur car nd excess moni b/c ur alawee won't be enof. The state govt pays 5k. Now, in owerri, if u start work at ur ppa, u ll trans ursef wit keke(a drop) costs around N300 i.e u ll spend N600 on trans to nd fro.(i knw u wudn't wnt 2 trek long distance) A plate of eba nd soup in a buka costs N500. U'll discova dat u'll deplete d 5k d state govt pays within a week. My kind advice.

"For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak and not lie: tho it tarry, wait for it; becos it will surely cum, it will nt tarry". Habakkuk 2:3. Wetin ds passage dey talk be say mek we wait for our call up letter, e go be like say november too far bt e go surely cum nd we go enter camp dey jolly jolly. Good Mornin Folks!

I pray i dnt get banned by ds. Dn't tek life so serious, even if u dnt mek november batch c, batch A 2013 is stil around. I jus wnt 2 v fun! Now bac 2 business. I wnt u guys/gurls 2 try ds in private... Dip ur index finger so deep into ur yansh(not wen dias shyte dia o! Abeg) bring it out, place it close to ur nose, perciev it so well like u'd perciev a cologne, oya, tell me wat d aroma is like... Lmao!

I pray i dnt get banned by ds. Dn't tek life so serious, even if u dnt mek november batch c, batch A 2013 is stil around. I jus wnt 2 v fun! Now bac 2 business. I wnt u guys/gurls 2 try ds in private... Dip ur index finger so deep into ur yansh(not wen dias shyte dia) bring it out, place it close to ur nose, perciev it so well like u'd perciev a cologne, oya, tell me wat d aroma is like... Lmao!

A friend of mine servin in Ado Ekiti says he's nt finding it funny in dat state o! Even tho he's in d state capital yet d place s underdvlopd. Evry mornin he wakes up he beholds ugly old faces with PRONOUNCED TRIBAL MARKS nd they smile at him wit "BROWN TEETH". According to him "Evry wher na juju juju" na dat 1 dey fear him pass...

Femo wadup?

deleo16: gud morrning room and to all batch C na money matter no to make me show face ooo but i greet u all

Why naaa! Stealing is allowed shaa bt dnt get caught...

Am so jobless... Batch A 2013 Aspirants where una dey? Lmao!

SBabaJ: Mornin IK... Pls Comment Your Reserve. So Psoto Has....?

Definitely!!! U dey fear psoto?

prepec2012: Any NYSC member posted to Lagos and need a place to do his/her primary duty with good income in a lovely company at Ikoyi?

If yes, please indicate ASAP.

E be like say u neva chop? I knw say u need chop money...

dlex21: Morning...pls who knowsa of any reasonable job some1 can do atleast b4 time of service....it will really be appreciated..thanks

Mason work! Provided u v ur headpan nd trowel...

SBabaJ: Lol.
I Think "Dat Man" In Her Post, Is Her Dad.

Dad ke? I reserve my comment.

Goodmornin folks! Remember... "That u r good doesn't necessarily mean dat good things must happen to u". Life s not fair! Be wise like a serpent! Hv a great day folks... Jah Guide!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]IK...I just shadow you sef...good morning sir...how was your night??[/quote]Good Mornin Bro... Hv a 9ce day...

Gud9t Cy09, Godschild, SbabaJ... Na only una remain 4 house o!. Mek Guests dey view...

CY09: Good evening my people, hope u all are doing good?...Psoto I see as u take dey blast every1. Sbabaj, I think you will be a good producer of suspense movies, anytime u decide to tell us what u have in mind we will be all ears...High Kay, oma kare fun ohun to so yen!...I hope u dnt get banned as earlier said by GC, I no knw wetin u see 4 woman!

U don do Gulder tonight? Lol

SBabaJ: A Friend Just Said Same Here. IK, Intimate Us On What To Expect.

Hot blooded Big Ass chicks dat u cn b able to see the back frm the front... U won't 4get in a hurry how SUWEEEEETII sum things can be!

SBabaJ: A Friend Just Said Same Here. IK, Intimate Us On What To Expect.

Hot blooded Big Ass chicks dat u cn b able to see the back frm the front... U won't 4get in a hurry how SUWEEEEET sum things can be!

SBabaJ: A Friend Just Said Same Here. IK, Intimate Us On What To Expect.

Hot blooded Big Ass chicks dat u cn b able to see the back frm the front...

psoto: I was thinking of serving there buh ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ folks won't b comfortable wif it. They won't allow me τ̅☺ go o...

It's quite unfortun8 but i alrdy knw dat about d yorubas! U ppl r too complacent nd conservative. Too respectful. But u gotta knw dat any1 who wanna mekit big gotta get out of d comfort zone.

[quote author=Gods-child]Okay, how much dem dey pay & how the standard of living for there, oya pray??[/quote]10k is not bad... Cost of living is on the average unlike expensive owerri. Am nt out 4 d pay bt for the MNC's based in uyo and ibom women. I pray we meet in Akwa ibom. Akwa Ibom Ayaya!!!

Akwa Ibom Ayaya!!! Guys nd gurls les go to Akwa Ibom! If u can rlly influence ur posting, plz dnt hesitate to do AKS! I hope to meet u guys nd gurls at camp in Akwa Ibom! This wil be d best decision u ll eva make! I'll be dia mysef, hav nuffin to worri bout life after camp. Gracious God help u if u jam real akwa ibom girl...

Fruit group wher una dey o!!! @Godschild i hope u gud! I knw ur gr8 bt ur absence is unusual of u... U wer last seen in the mornin.

Fruit group wher una dey o!!! @Godschild i hope u gud! I knw ur gr8 bt ur absence is unusual of u...

I want to share a lil education on SCISSORS! I jus got enlightened on it nw. Scissors is a situation wher by a girl lies by her side with the support of one arm. She then raises one leg up for a guy to come in wit his d**k. The position is in a way the guy would seem to be cutting the girl into two. That's y its called scissors! Trebien!!!

Psoto is jus d two of us at home. Wat can we do b4 omoh boyz return?

@Horbasco u'v turned urself into a spectator dz dayz. I see u clearly...

psoto: OMG!!! Dis has been like an impossible mission since ystd. Haaaaaa. I feel relieved. Hw r u fellas doing?

Welcum hun! I knw u missed us especially (me) somuch u felt like dying. R u bac frm travel? #BLUSHING#

banttieman: So you've been stalking me. Seriously that girl would be dealt with if I was in that guy's shoes. Girls can be so annoying you know. I'd make sure she ends up walking around in crutches.

Not atall bro! I was'nt stalkin u! It jus dat it happend coincidentally dat we r both fans of dat page and i saw ur name...