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_{up! iice! up iice! up iice!} " "

tafari:
temmy24,
correct guy. ondo ladies are[b] hardworking[/b].

correct guy nor mind them oh

_{all these ondo-gals haters}

toshmann:
ike efuna

je t'aime mon amour

enshante madmoiselle

oh mon dieu! Enchantement ? ou enshante? which one nah?

Vous aimez qui? " "

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! " "


Qui! qui! Aja-dudu le petite chien!

monsieur makayi est commerçant


il vend le slip et la nourriture

" "

but erhmmmmmmmm! je ne comprend pas!

why only the northern spoilt brats

_{k i n d a sounds tribalistic to me} why not mention those from the west and the east too?


God save Nigeria from all these generational leaches and parasites

barkar de fitri oh muki! " " wey my meat na

twinny tell all those who want to meet you to come to iceland

in my opinion not a good idea !

she is going to have sex if she wants to, chastity ring or no chastity ring! _{you need to see and hear of all he sexual perversions out there now} its like placing a burden /responsibility on her at such a tender age! age 12? abeg let the girl be free!


educate her on the disadvantages of having sex soo early and the advantages of remaining a virgin until marriage,let her grow into her own person ,deciding if she wants to have sex before marriage or not!

the choice of being a virgin or not is not yours to make, you can only guide her! it also

depends on the kind of child she is ,does she respond well to heart -to heart talks with her parents, how well does she react to peer pressure, in what kind of environment is she being raised and so many other factors should be considered!

^{how old is she now anyway?}

jorgan:
ikamefa take it easy girl,this looks wierd,is he a weirdo

i don't know if he is a weirdo oh! but Borat ! gat me tripping in that shaggdelic body suit ! " "

his lemon -green body suit gat me tripping, salivating, panting sef!

[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=84452.msg1575737#msg1575737 date=1192055158]If unconditional equals[b] selfless[/b], yes i've seen instances . . maybe very few but they do exist![/quote]yes that is the word! me am yet to see it oh!

all i see is: scratch my back i scratch yours oh!

wham:
Do u love to swim? Or wade in water?

yes! but cant swim to save me life wade/splash around in shallow water yes

wham:
How fast can u swim?

0^km/h

wham:
?

How deep can u swim? How long do u stay in water?

deep? its gotta be shallow water stay? all day oh especially on a sunny day

wham:
Have u ever nearly drowned?

never i no dey find trouble oh! sit by the edge of a pool jeje or the shallow end

wham:
Have u had any encounter with mami-water/mermaid while swimming in a river?

erhmmmmmmmmmm! prolly i been see one fine fine fish -gal like dat one day like dat " "

wham:
Do u want to learn?

yes oh! but aint gat the time jare!

iice:
Ika word!

_{But no flowers and cutesy stuffs for me}

no qualms mon twinny thats where we differ

loffing this thread already " '

i look up ! look sideways i no see recipe for 404 meat oh!

@ topic abi you are allergic to 404?

what about peppered congo meat?

@kitaun hummmmmmmmmmmmmm!

naijaborn:
i mean hav anyone apart from hearin,eva seen a real life case of unconditional love .

Unconditional love in man-woman relationship? naaaaahhhh! btwn a mother and child yes!

naijaborn:
.is there anytin like a perfect match in relationships d sh*t's been on ma mind 4 somtime now dnt really kno wot to think bout it,

yes there is some thing like a perfect match!

efuah:
stealing what? meat in the soup she prepared herself or the man's money?

i will only advice my wife(i only am a man lol) to stop stealing

funny post!


@ topic beat the shizzle out of her, dump her , drive her straight back to her fathers house ! " "

_{but erhmmmm! what is she stealing? meat from her own ogbono soup? , money from my purse?, siphoning funds form our joint account into a secret account? what?}

^{wait oh! am not A MAN so how come am answering this topic?} " "

debosky:
Ika is still trying to get my name taken off her Ass, thats why she's so against it

I'm still in love with you baby

he ! he! dream on!

OgidiBoy:
Ika I'm sure a bird tattoo will look wonderful on that your African booty, Please when you get one please post a pic on here for your Country men to see

am allergic to pixs oh ! so it ain't gwaan happen!

Bedos:
Imagine your girlfriend is a stammerer and and because of the nature of your occupation you have to communicate often using phone. How will you do it so that your relationship will not grow fonder, bearing in mind the cost of credit nowadays?

hehe! " " pardon me ^{@ topic let me twist the question a likkle}

if twas my boyfriend who stammers each time we are on the phone am gon laugh my head off at his words, make good fun of him, hang the bloody phone up if he taking too long!
and lastly remind his fugly ass that he is wasting my phone minutes/'credits " "

Mbanu! naaaaaaaaaaaaah!

so what is going to happen when i break up with the guy? his crusty name permanently on my ass? naaaaaaaah

would rather tattoo a symbol, my name, a bird, a flower, cherries! geddit @ topic?

mukina2:
missing Haleema
missing ika, my king and iice laydees were you @

himmmmmmmmmm himmmmmmmmmmmmmm



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvM0KEAZ

who dey run tins for hia?

dbanj - BOOTY !


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb6YpUHz1

omo i feel you on the mentallocrazy thingy ! i just wan holler at yah fugly ass as ni o!

a daily dose of 2 caplets Vit Q and you no go catch am!


^{Now back to sports!} _{later oh!}

scarce pammy or paraga!

@ topic i kind of have the same type of thingy

i have to wash my hair every week or else na die!

iice:
shouldn't you have your scalp checked? It could be that you are allergic to some things

i kind of agree with iice you could be reacting to the shampoo(prolly a chemical/s in shampoo) you use or any of the hair products you use

go to a dermatologist and have your scalp checked out and the product you use analyzed


now home remedies

i've found out that eucalyptus oil mixed with virgin fertilizer cream works for me (don't know about you) i normally rub it on my scalp

irish cream!

chin-chin

drinking hot chocolate/ French vanilla cappuccinos

californication (for now)


sleep!

mukina2:
people lets not get too excited

i know its not easy to be a gunner

@debo wetin do yah elfin -eyez?