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@drrioneli you are correct!

iice:
[color=#006600[b]]drrionelli. . .well done! You go soon start to dey yarn pidgin [/b]

Muki. . .no mind marlet. . .hin don drink before hin land here

holythug. . .wetin dey?[/color]

twinny no mind am , he go soon dey yarn am pass, we sef wey get the thing!

how unu dey today?

my pipol!



@muki i don miss you tire!

my erhmmmmmmmmmmm!

my erhmmmmmmmmmmm!

aight! me sef wan go snore small!

its been a hectic day!

no worries i shall jam muki later !

sleep well my dear

ok so am hooked! these are the major players in this new show time tv series called californication
here are the xters: http://www.sho.com/site/californication/characters.do


http://www.sho.com/site/californication/characters.do

Hank moody a writer suffering from writers block (what ever that is) is a TOTAL MESS(a hot mess) . he is trying to get his life back together at the same time raise his pre-teen daughter while trying to get back with his MUSE
(his ex-girlfriend)

I Love the humour in this tv series, the candor and the ""i dont give 2 phorks" attitude of Hank moody(David Duchovney) in my opinion he is more appealing in here than in that geeky x-files series

so what do y'all think !

jesse king- BUGA!

for muki and my ever lovely twinny!

yahoooooooooooozeeeeeeeee!

yahooooooooooooozeeeeeeeeee

1 million dollars

elo lo ma je ti n ba she si naira? " "

iice ? how are you me loff?

where is my muki?

on the subway ! the poor guy was smitten ! gbam!

he's been on my tail ever since !

again 130.00


werengator oh!

durlin missed you too

but i cant stay! gotta go prepare for work

will be back later

erhmmmmmmmmmmmm!

last Nigerian virgin indeeded " "


what wont my eyez see on NL?

me too i be fergin oh!

aight! mo ti gbagbe wi pe onitsha bixnix man ni e tele

maa so fun gbogbo awon omoge laafin

ee shanu aje( commerce) not e shaanu aje(witch) _{abi o o gbo yoruba mo ni?}

mi o need liposuction (ora idi fifa) or brazillian butt lift( gbigbe idi soke) " "

idi mi ti wa pa bi o se wa yii

mi o need number kankan

hummmmmmmmmm! oga debo e jowo e sanu aje!

e gbe idi mi sile oh!

idi ti mo fin pa ote mole niyen oh!


bi aga ba baje

aa si ra imiran

n ko le ri idi miran ra loja oh

e jowo e gbemi sile oh!

jakumo you gat me rolling on the floor

NINs and NIDs indeeded

BlackMamba:
Could you repeat the story. Slowly and coherent this time.

" " na wah for naija people !


@ topic so? you are in love with 2 Mitchelle's so?

nobody taught you when you were toasting them?

what is there to teach you in making up your mind, as to which one of them you want?

shio!

debo

idi yen lo ri abi ^{( o dabi eni wipe idi yen n da e lorun)}

bo ba wu mi maa fi baa je

bi o si wu mi

maa si ma wo nitemi

haaaaaaaa tricky question!

i have some questions:

1: are your clients going to be mainly females?

2: are they assured of a "happy ending" at the end of that heavenly massage ? " "

here is mine: 1 800 626 7174 " "

e we soh oh!

eyin omo oodua!

se daaaa la ba yin oh!

hummmmmmmmmm!

anytime!

sleep well oh!

saheed osupa- London extra delight



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPsO4HyJ4CY

iice:
advertisment is running here I guess even Nairaland shows get commercial breaks

Twinny. . . . . .you know i will loff to meet you


CK ahhhh. . .you do know, it's no better in private It's as bad as it is on here if not worse. . .

he he! same here jare with lots of bells and trumpets

i "is" good and thriving

in that case babelove am loving this re-incarnation \

twinny no mind me jare ,pammy and mary janes dey scarce this days " "

saheed osupa - realiable



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RlSgkd3nM

iice:
Claim innocence!
Like say you no know the destruction wey you fit cause!
In an all white ensemble too

durlin! you know am innocent! wearing white too

i cant hurt a fly! you suppose sabi now!

as twinny concern!


^{how " is " you?}

done it twice now, love it

it really emphasises the eyes( if its done right)make your eyes pop especially with the right make -up

its definitely not an everyday thingy

suze:
Thanks for your replies
So, its like it lasts longer when you apply mascara right?

nope! if its applied correctly from the onset ,it should last up to 2 weeks max

depending on how you take care of it