₦airaland Forum

scambater:
Na all that palm wine way you dey drink, make you no know book

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netotse:
u have getted it d post shol answer that question abi we r not a human beings ehn?

_{runs away from thread!}

what about those of us that did not wented [/i]to [i]unibersityl?

doncaster:
Hi peeps i was introduced to a gyl by a good friend and the basis of the intro is for mariage and the gyl herself knw about it as i do.
So guys we have been keeping intouch ever since then although we are not in the same country but she visit and i visit her as well.
My question now is do i need to ask her will u marry me.
Please candid advice will be appreciated.

hmmmmmmmm ! you could ask her if you are satisfied with her like the famous Ali-baba the comedian would say : when you 1st start dating some-one you are only meeting their representatives (c o s they are forever on their best behaviour)
my questions is:do you really know her? if you are satisfied with what you have seen and learned go right ahead and marry her

@topic could you clarify mummy's boy? mummy's boy as in loving your mum to bits caring for her, but being able to separate the love of mama from that of a wife, and not putting one above the other?

OR mummy's boy as in when mama says JUMP! you ask how high ma? , she is able to twist you around her little pinky,nobody else comes above her(in some cases she is richer than you )so c o s of your future inheritance you don't want to annoy mama so as not to be LEFT-OUT of the will, so she rides you and your wife like a horse

see personally i would go for the guy in the 1st scenario, c o s a guy who loves and cares for his 'ma and has got his priorities straight, would love and cherish his wife _{(a big assumption here )}. this is one trait most girls look for when looking for a mate!

in my opinion aint nuffin wrong being a mama's-boy as long as you 've got your ish! right.

@topic a good dream though!


but will the land mass of Africa(as it is now) be able to support all "Africans'' from the 4 corners of this world returning home if ,they were to heed this call?

ha!

hu!

he! he! " "

i cant fit to laugh jare!

_{Nairaland we hail theeee! make una see story oh! see levels!}

_{he! he! na wah oh see level!}

" " a combination PROZAC and Zanax in action

iice:
Abracadabra!

he! he! twinny abeg no kill person!

@topic Good Luck!

thinking why is it so hard for peeps to spill their guts!

Thanks @ topic you just 've made my day " "

as a fellow libran am wishing you a happy birthday

my natural hair no extensions and i did it myself

_{slapping on a wig as at when needed !}

na wah oh so its now Ekiti states' turn to get ripped- apart?

@topic is it not obvious , Ekiti peeps in diaspora need to be briefed and schooled- in on what is happening back at home hence the london trip

davidylan:
NOTES: Only in Nigeria do public officials and cronies celebrate the aniversaries of a state in a foreign country! What were the monarchs "observing" in London? Do they have a branch of Ekiti state there?

yes na ! trust Nigerian people to set new-world trends just watch-out a lot of other countries are going to start copying it

davidylan:
NOTES: Do they have a branch of Ekiti state there?

take a fine ride to Kent or is it Brent? !

i miss her too! she must bring back meat oh or else yawa go gas oh!


^{i dey go sleep jare! sleep dey roll man!}

iice:
Uche, that dude posted that crap all over the whole place


I trust you na

yes na! we need to start wearing it for them and be giving all of them wedgies or is it twedgies

he! he! walahi una nor go kill person for this nairaland! " "


[quote author=$ammy link=topic=85763.msg1582467#msg1582467 date=1192313927]I've also seen the movie.The casts are Omotola Jolade and Olu Jacobs[/quote]

dno:
thanks

chai! see levels!

description: cornrows

time: 20 minutes

oya oh! pucker up guys! " " ^{i need to burn some calories , and tone up some muscles}

Jamaican beef Pattie ! ^yuck! and some cold carrot juice

ok i get your drift! selfless love! ok! ok! i stand corrected it exist but its verrrrrrrrrrry! verrrrrrrrry! rare!

erhmmmmmmmmmm @ iice where are my skivvies " "

i need ^{it/ them} for all this your stalkers admirers

thanks god for "jossers" and " sheep-shaggers" " "

thank god for a humongous dose of paranoia " " ^{we psychiatrists will always be making this green-stuff}

thank God for "PROZAC" its a miracle working medicine " "

thank God for I and M love you guys to bits

lastly thank God its friday ! its about to be ooonnnnnnnnnnnn!

iice:
Sorry o!. . .many things float my boat. . .like water and sleep! i believe i did mention that somewhere

And now i vamoose


Twinny. . .soon. . .
Talk to ya laterz. . .sleep dey catch my eye :-*

later dear! ^{dey come knock yah door before i vamoose too}

2dye4:
iice, na u dey wan disect so like guinea pig?

na wah oh!

mon twinny abeg help this guys oh!

reveal your frozen tundra to them " "

ikris:
iice,
if you're going to bed now, then doesn't that say you r not in Nigeria?

chaloo,
i get u but can u send me an email?
i am a bit confused here, it seems its better back home if not for constant power supply and transport system!

ikamefa,
take a little of the syrup overdose after most of them is sweet somehow ok?

dont hate! overdose ke! omo leave story oh and face awwww- iise!

@topic yes nah! i believe you jare!

Even Brad Pitt is[b] gay [/b] but for the past 8 years he has been secretly married to Oprah Winfrey and they have a love child called s[b]osoliso [/b] " "