₦airaland Forum

iice:
Ahahahahaha vacation? And you no try sneak me inside your bag!
Muki has been drinking pammy everynight o!. . . she's prolly drunk somewhere

LMAO met ke?
Who knows i might meet one or two, or three, or ten

border patrol go just catch us if i sneak you inside my bag, and again i carry spawnie dat dog no dey gree

thats' my girl keep em guessing !

muki heh! i don tire for that girl ,na so so pammy she dey drink!

erhmmmmmmmm! the pammy remain?

thinking of E , cant wait to call her

missed you guys too been on vacation!

where is my muki?

ok ! awww isse can i meet you?

how many guys have you met huh? give me gist jare!

don't leave out any juicy detail

iice:
Blue jumper shorts and white bandeau

mee too

ok ok

say after me: tis na KOLOMENTAL ERA WE DEY

OYA GRAB YAH PAMMY AND KOLO WITH ME " "

my little niece snoring!

twinny dey hia


y'all missed me didn't yah! " "

i neeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd! garri ijebu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

when: 2 hours ago

why: that is my Bixnix

haaaaaaaaaa @ crazy


now you are seeing thangs? hallucinations abi?

;d

debosky:
which secrets? i have heard all of Ika's secrets during our pammy induced stupors, and I have it on tape

_{shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! make sure you don't sell that tape oh!} ^{or my lawyers will contacting you asap}

crazykid:
Yes my dear.

At least I now know you have some uqly stuff hidded 37 steps down. All I have to do is to get a shovel and start digging. Maybe you might just open up to me.

dig away! make sure you use a power-drill too

ok so my ijebu garri is gone

na who sabbi correct connect (ijebu garri) for hia?

prick fall off ?

my dear that is the beauty of the net!

suggest anything you like! read in btwn , under, above the lines and draw your own conclusions

a good exercise for your mind abi? " "

him

another Macdreammy _{droooling !}

iice:
Twinny thanks

This place masef don turn to shrine lol

yes na they want to capture you by any means necessary


@crazy ohaginni?

$130.00 and how amma get it in 5 mins

hummmmmmmmmm!

@crazy stop seeing smoke where there is no fire

bad secrets koo, rotten secrets ni!

@ twinny T'sup

i don defend you tire


@debo ogbanje like you me? apprentice winch for rival gang? you go wound !

ok according to @crazykid definition some personal secrets are buried soo deep in my heart/mind its never going to see the light


some i will definitely reveal its no biggie so @topic if you ain't comfy with revealling some of your issues to your partner , then [b]mum [/b]is the word and keep it moving

debosky:
crazy-baba she will desecrate the shrine with loud belching and rancorous dancing after getting high on pammy

she is not a good candidate for our revered shrine.

maybe we should consider pterygott?

he! he! as long as i scatter the place sha!


@crazy looks could be very deceptive oh me submissive? nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

he he!

nahhhhhhhh @ crazy am good!

my job in here is just to educate you guys that y'all cant get my twinny

powers? nahhhhhhhhh we've got our individual powers

so i really dont need Ahangololonstiatious's powers

marlet01:
The chief priest himself _{clears throat,} go ahead and initiate Ika , maybe she would be more submissive.

initiate who? me ? na me go scatter that una shrine oh!

woah

@crazy is that all you've got?

are those thingys real Ahangololonstiatious powers or gibberish

wow! ok! let me teach you!: add more steam here and a pinch of salt there

and voila !


disclaimer: iices' glacial -back hand is very deadly

well i guess desperate times , calls for desperate measures

thank GOD muki is aight _phew!

debosky:
razz girl

Tic Tac - Kangaroo

before nko ? 110 % ajepako ,pepper- chopper


@topic saheed osupa- Reliable

marlet01:
Ika! can u hear him , Tell your friend Iice to forget bout that her freezin power and submit herself to the priest of Ahanglolonstiatious shrine :-D :-D :-D :-D

submit? submit what?


_{i see frozen- dead men in here} " "

like i said he had better be in the room with me( sweating and screaming too)

i did not start the baby-making thingy by myself and am not going to finish it all by my self

if it entails glueing his butt to a chair, i will do it

y'all should dream on

hunch back koo , buck teeth nii

ZuluNation:
My dear I've been in Nigeria for the longest, mostly Jos though, How have you been my sis I thought about you while I was home. Where your twin ika she still dey here or she done die from alcohol.

mechu onu gi there i 've missed you where have you been?

Nigeria? ok where is my 404 meat?

abeg produce it asap


i need to order some very strong pammy

obesere-- egun gun gun be careful