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Ndipe:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile

Ndipe what kind of magic are you performing

iice:
Every you every me - Placebo

_{You dey mind Ika, na all that booze and s'hrooms wey dey make am slow}

ok awww isssee (iice) now ma mind don clear! no more booze i dey sharp sharp ,ready to shine my eyes now!

_{singing Victor Uwaifo's song}

if you see mammy water oh!

if you see mammy water oh!

never! never! you run away!

eh! eh! eh!

never! run away!,

Eurphoria:
Ika !!!! instigator2

ha! you know me am just minding ma bixnix when i saw this thread!

but erhm! this thread na wah oh!

ewoooooooooooooo!

_subscribing

keisha cole- i just want it to be over!

McKren:
Oh dear !!! hear comes a new style
Ika why not start a thread on that one.

naahh thanks i'll pass!

Radiant:
Mckren too don deh confess hin own small small

abi oh!

McKren:
Absolute spot on, thats me

prolly !

those links are

Radiant:
As per say u get wetin make you a proper female huh?

hehehe! Radiant! na you talk am oh!

diddy4:
i no see them ooo but i see the person wey one face.

Radiant:
lmao. . . Ika, mind you o, some guys go like you more if you sabi suck

na today? whether i sabi or not them go still like me!

see them 

instigators   

Radiant:
Suck face abi suck ? _{Hmmm! Truth don deh come out small small}

hehehehehehehe ! read my lips SUCK FACE ! hahahaha!

diddy4:
[b]oh yeah i will, $40 per minute. [/b]i wasnt just his chauffeur, i had to see for myself plus there was a bet and he took my money. dang playa.

aight! its a deal! email your particulars to me ASAP , the email addy is extralarge@pimpette.com

Radiant:
Starting with You Ika! lmao

nahhhhhhhhhh! i never claimed to be a good kisser but erhm! i sabi suck face well well

diddy4:
omo i boy for you. kai, that schedule fit well well ooo. too bad i no fit do that kin thing again. i retire since. but one of my friends be do same thing ooo, his own be 5 girls ooo. no kidding

the guy date first one from 9am to 11:30am,
i then took him to his second date, (i was his driver for the day cuzz i wanted to see how he will pull it off), his 2nd date was from 1pm to 3:30pm,
we then went to a hotel for him to gain enough energy cuzz he was sleeping with all of them ooo.
the 3rd date was from 5pm to 8pm
he told the fourth one he had to leave for a business meeting early the next day but he will come to stay with her for few hours before leaving.
the fourth was from 8:30pm to 10pm
the last girl was the girl he spent the night with and i slept in the car plus he took my 20, 000 naira

Nna na wah oo @ diddy will you be my chauffeur when i do my own runs on vals day?

dont worry i won't take ur 20,000 naira

he! he! we will soon see cyber- kissing on this thread! y'all should wait

this one that errbodi is claiming to be a good spitter kisser

nahhhhhhhhh! muki you gast to tell me!


_{ok whisper it !}

na wah oo kiss! kiss errcorner sha!

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! who?

Orikinla:
Is flirting allowed for Vals?

I mean, to date two babes at a go.
Spend three hours with one from 4pm to 7pm and spend the rest of the evening with the other as you wish.

You can even date three babes on the same day.

1. 4pm-7pm (for the casual girlfriend)
2. 7pm-10pm (for the second best)
3. 10pm till day break (for the very best)

Some years ago, one of the black beauties in Nigeria agreed to be my Val and I took her to my place. I made a special dish for her and she was already relaxed on the sofa for smooching when one of my older models came in uninvited and insisted that I must make love to her. I took her into the study and politely kissed her and declined to sleep with her, because she was married. But, she refused to leave and I left the house with both ladies.

na today?
hercules! hercules! he! he!

the same way a gal can enjoy/date 5 guys on vals day and give them a schedule like the one you have up there!

as long as vals day gets celebrated!

ThiefOfHearts:
ah ok posting will probably get him in trouble again though

hahahahahaha can a leopard change its spots?

phoenixman:
_{you are so wrong}

 _{we shall see! like i said time will tell}  


@ topic

sade - sweetest taboo!

ThiefOfHearts:
lol it took you that long, ika?

not really TOH! was just taking ma time to be sure b/4 i voice post it

  _{why is it in my mind! phoenixman= jammin?    aight we gwaan see i guess time will tell !} 


@topic! deja vu! - Beyonce Knowles 

eedris- jaga jaga

Kenny G- song bird!


Najee- A touch of heaven

Elizabeth withers- be with you

Heather headley- In my mind

Goapele- Closer

maxwell- cococure, lets not play the game, everwanting

Tyrese- one

Lloyd- you!

[quote author=Honey_pot link=topic=34761.msg799076#msg799076 date=1168086634]He should wear a sticker with these words boldly written,,,,

''Desperate London gals, here goes a shy hot naija single ready for a holiday fling, file-in behind me but make sure the queue is orderly''

He should then lay ambush for his prey in all the length and breadth of london with his nuclear-sticker, but advise him to make ready a large capacity cargo plane to ferry the spoils from his hoilday expedition to nigeria[/quote]

ZuluNation:
Remind me not to ever marry you Ika You take style fear me oh.

ahahahahahaha

yes i know if na me i go boil you boil yah puter ! hahahahahahahahaha