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gotcha !

no[b] amount [/b]of money can buy ma love


the total amount of money i owe you is $2344555


crazy

aloib:
madam , my songs, lol

ma dear chill now ! u will get it tonight whats ur email addy ?

abeg we plenty we dey find suggar popsie oh !

@ douzy am fat like that pix am sure i don win !

loma:
Go and find work to do.
Come to my house in Houston, I will show you bleeding statue of Hitler!

ahahahahahahah " " oh lawdy!

Bubus:
Buhahaha, which kind weed wey dey smoke for warri nowadays?

Bubus:
Buhahaha, you gotta love naija's. Someone had to drag bolaji into this.

My own be say, the weed in warri must be some good shit sha. They prolly need to circulate it more, will stop the fighting.

cant stop laughing! shuo! i never laughed so hard in ma life!

kiki:
how u expect me to read all this

find the aggregate of 2 + 34/100-1

the aggregate of all days spent in that cabin is 5 days



bukcle

kwam 1- vivid imagination

Ugwumba:
@ venicea, you really do not know how to speak in English. I chose to write in 'pidgin' mostly because I found your English unexcusable.

You do not come across as having had much of a formal education, and this is quite apparent in your use of expletives, spelling and diction.

Ugwumba (beke).

PS - people, make una feel free to post for this site. no to she own nairaland.

ol boy you dey find trouble!

na only! ugwumba beke ? you for see ika6 oyinbo!

omot208:
hey y'all! i'm 5"8 n just hit 21! and i wish i cld be 5"11. i have a friend who's 6"1 and all the guys stare at her and ignore me when we walk together. some even park their cars, get out and start walking with us. my only consolation is that most of them are much older, married iritating igbo businessmen that can't speak good english !

laughing ma [b]lard [/b]ass off

na today? too much yinglish i say

iice:
Yuck!!!! lol hate roaches, yuck, gimme something more enticing lol

* laughing in Chinese* then i give up , if tarantulas and roaches cant wake you up and drive away that headache i don't know what will!

OK i have an idea! _{* snaps finger*} what about [b]fela [/b]style blunt!

that is sure to clear yah mind " "

iice:
ahahahahaha tarantulas eh ewww can't imagine those crawling down my throat

ok if you dont like spiders what about 6 large , black gigantic roaches, you could add some red pepper for taste

get back to me ASAP

here is a remedy swallow 5 hairy tarantula spiders that should wake you up and drive away your head ache

awwwwwwwwwwww , why headaches too much caffeine?

iice:
Indeed

ok @iice what u wann@ yap about ? hummmmmmmmmmm ?

iice:
I watch this show, sadly it has ended. They always got hot guys in there. Favorite is probably Piper, used to like Prue but after awhile i just got tired of her. Phoebe is too predictable for me. And Page is great.

omg ! a young winch in the making

don't mind me @ iice kind of bored right now at work


@ Topic used to watch the programme , it don't do nuffin for me! ,because its the kind@ programme i watch just to pass time!

i trust him, hes going to come correct!

do you trust me?


foreever

now whos is the slow one abi?


ring

ciara-get up

slow [/b]down baby! oh! baby! [b]slow dooooooooooown


i have always known @ iice was slow " "

tralalalalalalalalalallalalalalalal!

was home in Nigeria chilling on ma bed!

Coco29:
@topic i am a fighter any man mad enough to hit will end up six foot under or very near to there, if i can't beat him when he is awake i will wait until he is asleep. nuff said.

word !

yep no one

babaibadan:
@ikamefa
Lucrative

bruv ! then we must share that money oh! 50! 50! no cheating