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just woke up!

dont know what to eat

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinzie!!! _{I see your handiwork for some threads. . .you nor go kill me " "}

Laydee [/color]

i am innocent oh

wey dem sef?

OgidiBoy:
No vex abeg

me? vex? lailai i be proper Fulani gal

abeg carry go! " "

Dr Kitaun:
stop editing your posts over and over again

yes ! the money must have been much . . .

and yes ! these priests have a way of not wanting to reveal to the overseeing church the true amount that comes in . . .

is that right ? definitely NOT but only God knows those who worship him in truth and spirit . . .

still, these churches are aware of how much they must pay in the form of annual sustenance fees

senior agbero you go wound na who dey adjust post? , i trust my musin people, sustenance fees koo, bishop pocket money nii

weezy aint all that! on some songs he is just too hot

his rhymes dont make no sense what soever sometimes

bird-man is an agbaya jare

he need to go sit in one corner and just go and grow a pot -belly (Joking) " "

gimme that old time religion any day

so you are justifying them fighting abi?

anyway we don't really know the full gist

what happened to the money?

whats the total amount?

what did the leader of the musin church do with the money?

kit i hear you! money is important to run the church and all that ish

but when it comes to issues like this, it should be settled amicably amongst the leaders

it should not deteriorate to an all out war like this

Dr Kitaun:
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do u also know that part of these monies is what the Church uses in the welfare of its members ?

oh really? welfare of which members? in this present situation where they are fighting over the few coins wey dem collect? " "

steeze:
@fl, ehn ehn so u and mama gee are gay abi? Lol. @agaba, as far as i know, he takes his sit ups seriously. I think he tried to do anything less than 50 per day.

on really?

steeze:
It's just not working. And though we eat anything that crosses our paths, he's still a moderate eater. So, what say you?

how will it work?  carry go! continue eating jare! 

Doc agba says: 2 bowls of akpu in da morning
2 in the evening
3  bowls by 12am

that pot mountain belly must come down!

carry yah kpata go front small!

when JESUS WAS ON EARTH THE EMPHASIS WAS ON SAVING SOULS AND HELPING PEOPLE

not on money, power struggles et all

by the way ? are you sure? you are not one of those rogues fighting over seed money?   " "

buncha gbewiris! 

_{yes oh its been a minute!}

T'sup me loff?

na where, you dey come from?

hahahaha  na today
'

ohun towo maa da sile 

apa owo o le kaa! 

innability to re-mitt seed money, my fluffy yansh  " "

emphasis should be on saving souls

Alex o neal and cherelle- never knew love like this

OgidiBoy:
Is your babe an Igbo girl ?

" "

chei! which kin wahala be dis nah?

let them both continue to lie through their ailing anuses

soon ! like play like play!

that their fake separation go become real

yeye people

steeze:
@mama gee, am i gay? How did u arrive at that? Besides, aren't u supposed to be hating nigerian men or something? @everyone, i'm confused. I never said anything about a husband na. Abi una wan impose gay status on top my head? By "my guy," i meant my friend, my homie, my guy. It's a simple naija terminology.

well in this neck of the woods my Guy means my husband, my boy friend , the boy/guy  i be phorking presently

na'imean?  

you gotta be careful  jare  " "

any body can have a husband jare!!!!!

transgendered oh, transplanted oh, invitro-sown oh who cares " "

orisisi risis for nL

your profile says male  "  "

are you a cross-dresser?

or a she-male ?

or all of the above   " "

@ topic why are you giving urself unnecessary head-ache?

if you're starting to doubt your man and you're imagining and anticipating adverse situations in your marriage at this stage ,he's prolly not the one for you

lets just put all those ur evil thoughts down to pre-marital jitters

of course theres bound to be some changes ,even in ordinary relationships people go through changes

omo chillaxe jare, grab the nearest pammy or shepe bottle and cool that frayed nerves of yours " "

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=387563.msg5386588#msg5386588 date=1264463230]Are you gay? [/quote]" "

and so what?  " "

so this punter cannot have a pot-bellied husband?

@ topic carry go jare tell him to eat more akpu 

what are gwaan inna dis yard?

its been a while

wey ma peeps?

was enjoying efri thing till my eyes nack precious sidibe

wetin do am?

somebody fart for her mouth? " "

why must her mouth be crooked like that?

who in their right mind?

usher of course!

Mr stunt man aka booty-pulverizer him self.

yum! yum! yum!


would like to take a big chunk outta that dude

hummmmmmmmmm! ebony-black and gorgeous

Liss:
@vescucci, can you explain further on the emboldened above, pls?

very simple ke! " "

live in your head and live an alternative life-style is simply= craze,kuku,demons will start frying eggs in your head

geddit?

nahh not a fan of these socks trends

looks juvvy to me 

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=380108.msg5301910#msg5301910 date=1263323639]Ikamefa, I can't believe my eyes [/quote]" "  _wetin

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=380108.msg5301910#msg5301910 date=1263323639]poster, when he wants sex or is hungry, does he stammer?[/quote]yes oh @ topic is it like

ar! a! am hu! hun! huuuuuuuun! Hungry?    


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=380108.msg5301910#msg5301910 date=1263323639]here is a good solution. this works for everyone intersted in developing a uniform rhythym in their breathing. This is what controls speech. if you watched enough of sarah palin interviews you can notice that her random speech pattern coincides with a shortness of breath, even though she is not a stammerer.  

this is what u do. . .find a wide girth belt or a firm support of continous length and tie it around the rib cage just about the same latitude with your diagphram or bosom plate. with that fastened tigtly in place practice conscious breathing for about 5minutes per session. then follow that with another 5minutes of speech.  if you like recite the alphabets or sing a song.  

the chest cavity is like a drum diaphram. you get the best sound of a drum when its tuned.  by fastening the belt you are tuning your cavity. with time you will become conscious of the various chords to strike and without the belt around you, you will develop good speech skills and can manipulate your breath pattern to give you that desired output.[/quote] whats that?  

freecocoa:
@ ikemefa & hollandis,i have a cuz who now stammers cos he was imitating our help,so guys may wanna watch it,dis ain't no joke.

yeah and pigs could fly to the moon overnight abegie jare make we hear word!

i don laff piss for body

why is efribodi spotting 9ja president every-where?

soon he will be seen  walking on the moon 

yeye people !

roasted termites

unripe mangoes

sandy garri

stony half cooked beans

Thank God an still alive

argh! ah! ah! a! argh! are you su! sur! sh! sure!!! he is a Sta! sta! sta! stammerer? " "

Billie pipper in secret diary of a call girl

totally hilarious cant wait till Jan 25th for the new season to start.