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Food › Re: Craziest Animal Meat You've Eaten? by ikamefa(f): 4:47am On Apr 01, 2010
yikes! rabbits! cry cry cry cry cry cry
i wanted to puke !
see what all this onye- beke waters has done to my palate? cry cry cry

munwa! onye-orisirisi nammah destroyer before? cry cry cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 4:38am On Apr 01, 2010
not to only page
how about booking me grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 8:39pm On Mar 31, 2010
crash? fax? shocked una shack paraga? grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 10:38am On Mar 31, 2010
iice:
[color=#9900ff]From Pluto by way of Jupiter and season has closed[/color]
" grin " cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Things They Didnt Tell You About Fatherhood! by ikamefa(f): 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2010
whats so hard about changing diapers? undecided

what i really dislike is when they start to teeth shocked

yikes! thats when they start running a fever

they start testing that new tooth on ur u know what wink cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 8:03pm On Mar 30, 2010
erhmmmmmm i get one assignment jare angry
and the thing dey give me horrors angry angry
helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Spy Gadgets For Big Boys/girls by ikamefa(f): 8:02pm On Mar 30, 2010
007 dey for NL? grin grin grin grin grin
anyway since your customer base is big boys and gals

my own kinda gadgets are:

flying saucer grin

Nimbus 2010 grin

exploding ears

fake inks grin grin grin grin grin grin

invisibility cloaks grin grin grin
do you have them in stock?
Music/Radio › Re: Another Hit From Lady Gaga - Alejandro by ikamefa(f): 3:42am On Mar 30, 2010
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=420625.msg5793261#msg5793261 date=1269910567]Just when i thought i am the only one who is Ladygagaphobic[/quote]hahaha! nice word!

she is the in thing now check back in a couple of years

prolly a mutant from mars will be rocking our music  world then  grin grin

till then you and jay should sip s-l-o-w-l-y on that haterade !!!!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin




rah! rah ah! ah!
roma o mahhh
gaga oh laaaaaaah
want your bad romance  grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 3:33am On Mar 30, 2010
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah mon loff
was just leaving a post for una
e don tey wey i see yah brake lights

how u dey? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Regain your Virginity Here: by ikamefa(f): 3:31am On Mar 30, 2010
mumuface:
Abeg tell am say make e use alum wash am evry mornin afternoon and night! grin grin grin
lol! cheesy cheesy tongue
alum?  shocked alum as in kAl(SO4)2. 12H2) ?  shocked   yikes!!!!!  undecided
Family › Re: Why Are Married Men Never Contented With Their Wives? by ikamefa(f): 3:25am On Mar 30, 2010
Cyberfreak:
@Godalone, While I commend your devotion and respect for your wife, I just have to ask, how swollen are your hands presently?
shocked shocked blue balls " grin "
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 3:05am On Mar 30, 2010
wetin be all dis all time nl legend i dey see so? shocked shocked shocked shocked

my twinnies are legends " grin " yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Romance › Re: Landlord Kicks Couple Out Of Flat Over Noisy Love Life by ikamefa(f): 3:00am On Mar 30, 2010
grin grin
funny story here is a toast to major! major burra tashi! grin grin

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Celebrities › Re: Is Kanu Really A Cradle Robber? by ikamefa(f): 2:41am On Mar 30, 2010
Kgdavid:
so how many times do you want to post this useless silly topic? are you dull?
yeparipa!!!! cheesy cheesy
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i don laff piss for body
Romance › Re: Ex - Boyfriend Telling Tales . . . Please Help. by ikamefa(f): 2:36am On Mar 30, 2010
iyabasira abi what is that your handle? "  grin"

omo go and take 2 shots of paraga instanta! you need the open eye effects of that drink. " grin"

because you are suffering from the aftermaths of "coitus parkus" grin grin that is the biological name for having S-E_X in a park"  grin "

or shall we put the root cause of your problems to : sexing a loose-mouthed, infantile jackass?  cheesy

omo bone up jare, take responsibility for your actions and move on,

so what if others  are wasting their time saying nonsense about you?

you channel your energies to more productive endeavors and live your life

life is to short to be mopping and thinking of what others might or are saying about you

just my 2 cents !!!  wink cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 7:27pm On Mar 26, 2010
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 7:23pm On Mar 26, 2010
ok as you don enter how body? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

i wan go make amala for my lipsrsealed!

YOU GO CHOP? grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Foluke Daramola Broke! Now Commutes On Okada by ikamefa(f): 7:21pm On Mar 26, 2010
hummmmmmmmm rumor mongering is a sin oh!

unah wey dey carry yeye news

hell fire is real oh!!!!! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma N Lilwayne: Any Similarities? by ikamefa(f): 7:17pm On Mar 26, 2010
@ poster yes jare

they have similarities

dont mind this Nlanders grin

they're both on crack

and both mucho! mucho! wack !! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2010
muki carry yah big head enter hia

na who you dey call lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed?

make spawny shower you with water if you nor enter hia now! angry
Career › Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by ikamefa(f): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2010
@ topic!

buy pepper oh!

ataro, shombo, succulent tomatoes dey

i get red onions, white onions from jankara market

tatase, dried pepper dey too

i get knoor cubes, maggi, ajimonoto dey ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

buy fine! fine pepper ohhhhhhhhhhhh! grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 5:22am On Mar 25, 2010
shocked

i thought i just you now iice  undecided
na wah  grin

how una dey for inside hia? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

mukinatu?  undecided erhmmmmmmmmm dat pishure erhmmmmmmmmmmmm!  grin grin
anyway enjoy dis


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNgD6nGmD7c
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozorkwor's Daughter Marries Marries Next Week by ikamefa(f): 5:03am On Mar 25, 2010
aso ebi for 60 000 to 100 000 naira? hahahhhahhhahahaa

una do well after wearing for only that one day ,i hope it goes into a museum or something "  grin"

why waste all that money on a one day uniform?  undecided

its not as if the material is custom made for only one person, others are going to wear it nor be so? yeye!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by ikamefa(f): 8:11pm On Mar 24, 2010
davidylan:
my dear, i'm having a good time on the FOXnews facebook page. you need to read the sheer terror, hate and lies from these folks. grin Dem don tire for me . . . one of them stopped talking to me after i pointed out he was on medicare and yet accusing Obama of socialism.

One quit after i reminded him corporate taxes are not Obama's fault and that Japan and co have more stringent tax rules than the US.

Now one has resorted to calling me a negro who shld go home. cheesy cheesy
hahahaha! poor you! poor obama sef there is nothing under the sun they have not called this man:

the antichrist, a socialist, some said he is a covert muslim, not really a full fledged american all sorts of bull-crap  grin grin

and what is this man trying to do? make life a little better for the next man  grin grin grin

sometimes  these peoples propaganda just have me in a laughing stupor for days

America we hail thee "  grin "


davidylan:
plat are you a physician? family members? or planning to marry one?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
prolly a nurse in training, a gal's gotta fight for her future innit? wink
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozorkwor's Daughter Marries Marries Next Week by ikamefa(f): 7:56pm On Mar 24, 2010
did i just read ankara? undecided #16,000 naira? shocked

na gold threads dem go take sew am? grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 7:45pm On Mar 24, 2010
wey dem?

i enter una just run comot? undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Signs The Healthcare Bill by ikamefa(f): 7:41pm On Mar 24, 2010
the sheer drama, hate,lies and propaganda from the Republicans  ,from the initial proposal of this bill to the signing was pure entertainment  grin grin
shows how far these old crooks would go just to get their way , a classical example is senator McCain , just cant stop laughing at his antics
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by ikamefa(f): 4:52am On Mar 22, 2010
i dey find pishure oh

where una dey sef? tongue
Fashion › Re: How Wud You React If Someone Wore The Same Clothes As You At A Party? by ikamefa(f): 10:03pm On Mar 15, 2010
@ topic nahhhhhhhhhhh

walk up to her give her a dirty slap, and tear the clothes off her back

what impudence? " grin " cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food › Re: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by ikamefa(f): 7:57pm On Mar 14, 2010
correct marketing strategy! grin grin grin grin grin
they should divert all the pepper in lagos to ibadan then!! grin grin

5 pepper for 1000 naira indeed! kai! naija we hail thee grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Amber Rose-hot Or Not? by ikamefa(f): 12:08am On Mar 13, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

perfectly shaped defense  grin

her bresticles sef ha waya!

is she for real? undecided

what she is wearing up there is still tame compared to some of the shitty outfits i''ve sen her in  grin grin grin

no wonder kanye keeps on coming back for more! wink cheesy

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