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" "" color red! oya oh more kwueshions jare

Awada kerikeri!!! NL mapologist wants to become president!

ifyalways:
@Ika,u failed woefully.Answer is Iice,Ikamefa ati Mukina.aje meta,ika meta,3 weetches!

na lie jor! na dayo,debo and sagamite

oyb:
48, Which Nairalander used to be a sports analyst with Silverbird TV about 2-3 years ago?

ans : razorr?

gbam!

Jarus:
take the questions to 50.

48, Which Nairalander used to be a sports analyst with Silverbird TV about 2-3 years ago?

erhm muki nor be yah friend be dat?  wetin be her name sef  na belinda or blender?

mukina2:
^ nnot vexing at you.

I am vexing at her

uh?

her who? meet me for jungle jor !

Blazay:
Then don't give him ANY "stuff in CASH or KIND! . . .including da' "juicy cootchie". Period.
Lazy husbands should NOT be 4kin'.   
How in da world could you stand his half-mast of an erection?
Sex with a lazy man will always suck, even wiith DA most extremely, desirable, attitudinal/longitudinal phallus.
He needs to move to the cold "basement" for starters with the household pets.
Hope you have a tri-level home?

Better relocate and leave that his den of stagnation for him and his ill-luck.
He is not yet dead, yet you are living worse than a widow?

PLEASE, stop procreating with this "?". You most-def are contrbutary to this un-godly, enhancement/propagation of  such prospective, high-risks of defective, mutant, gene pools of emasculated nuisances?


Remove your children from that environment ASAP, while you dehumanize him with the utmost, effective, rehabilitative regiments.

Ma'am, you just need to keep tha' your "Tomapep" factory closed for a goooooood while ok? Stop breeding kids if you cannot teach your man who the woman/boss izzzzzz?

Please, contact me if you need some assistance.

Thanks!

" " chineke god of agege! i don laff fall down for which kind assistance?

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[quote author=ifylink=topic=606062.msg7763161#msg7763161 date=1298147005]46.They are 3.Seen all,done all,conquered all.Some call them witches others call them as b1cthes,lolz who are they?[/quote]debosky,sagamite & dayokanu  "    "

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=165848.msg7757295#msg7757295 date=1298060012]Omo, if na joke, make you stop that one. I know say your face resemble dalmatian spots. [/quote]gbam! those[b] dalmatian spots[/b] bring all da boys to "me" yard! " "

nor be u dey find natural homemade remedies?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=165848.msg7752133#msg7752133 date=1298000566]I'm begining to get oily skin, I dont know why?!! Why?!!

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Anyone has natural remedies? Someone suggested mixing lime juice with aloe vera gel. . . . any opinion on that?[/quote]dont forget to add 2 spoons of chlorox bleach to that mixture up dia

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=605093.msg7755895#msg7755895 date=1298046604]F[b]unny this is coming up, when I was at that same age, in the late  nineties, the bold ones amongst my peers  who claimed they were "gays and lesbians" were given Council flats outrightly, whilst those of us non-gays were dumped in Hostels for youths for one year plus,  and forced to undergo some lifeskills BS Can you imagine,[/b] now in those times (gosh i feel so old now, lol) there was no such proliferation of computers aside from those in the Colleges which were heavily censored, we only had NNSPC and Childline and CAB and those Personal Advisers in Colleges, yet myself and my mates were aware of such underhanded tactics, now compare to the 1001 child centred organisation out there ramming down children's rights down our throat, now go figure


And  for example, now kids age 10 can get condoms, morning after pills, pregnant and have their School Nurse escort them to the Hospital to get an abortion without their Parents knowing nothing BECAUSE IT IS THESE CHILDREN'S HUMAN RIGHTS Kids aged 5 are being taught it is okay to have feelings for the opposite sex, etc,  SAD [/quote]    "  "  if i talk now dem go sey i don carry my aproko-mouth come 

kai ! the mere suggestion that that boy edirin is gay is just absurd
     

dude is just toying with the system shikena

drrionelli:
Ah, there you are!  [b]The ever-delightful [/b]ikamefa!!   

It has been so long--too long--since last we were in touch!  How are you, my dear?  Your posting (which I've taken the liberty of quoting) suggests that you're not completely happy.  Whatever might I do to make things more pleasant for you?

tank sir!!!!  its been a while , am fine  , and being my self 

those angry emotiocons are for ajadrage ajadrame 

what u can do? come around more don't be a stranger! thats it!!!

_{bia yah vexing nor good at allllllllllllllllllllllllllll}

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=606801.msg7750029#msg7750029 date=1297969735]Don't be mentally lazy . . . read that thing or waka pass make pesin weh no lazy read am.  [/quote]mentally lazy koo! mentally hyperactive ni , those rants up dia na quote from the holy bible? Muslim  Quran  or the Grail message?

the long and short be sey that thing dey too long and its boring shikena!  2 lines and i don begin snore!

shuo? na today? of course i go waka pass! na the normal thing to do na  u post/comment and u waka pass finito, when dem nor use super glue gum my yansh for this thread

shior!

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ajadrame see as yah yaansh be like calabash? 

Gawd and that gal gree dance with am? u sure sey e nor use that hin mosquito legs scatter her head? 

na me u dey give specification to? i laff in swahili

sorry nuttin for u . if u nor want pako- padlock then waka

u want make i buy you yah own padlock?

@ topic na who go read that epistle u put up dia?

read only 2 lines and i don tire, abeg jare find other juicy stories to bring dis one don stale like overnight pammy 

ifyalways:
Missy you know i lurve Amebo but seriously this is not it.
Long . . . boring somehow.Be a darling and summarize  ,besides there is not snatching of husband,3somes or street fights.
This is grade 2 amebo . . .we need a hot gist jor this one is lukewarm 
I never knew Oge have had 2 kids and counting.Thought they said the husband was caught with drugs somewhere,Is he out 

gbam!!!

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chei! so wetin Baba kadry come talk?, dis one wey u done turn normal dayo into psychosomatic- sexual - junkie  , . i pity sagamite, vaseline?  , abeg pity am and turn him into Kofi-Olomide too 

Petatosh:
[color=#000099][/color]Some people dey mad for head

L.Y.M abi?

jennykadry:
@ topic

Why do you think I love phocking dayokanu and sagamites brains out?

^^^^^ " " e- phorking or real thingy abeg clarify l_{ike olay definity cream jare}

^^^^^ black n yellow- whiz kalifah

_{muki wad up? yansh dey pain oh i dey waka}

@ topic plastic OR cardboard !!!

good spouse material my big yansh!!!

@ topic yesss!

if he can play away games , me sef sabi away! away! matches

we go dey settle scores later, lets go there!

nahh na kitchen knife i go use design her own face too

na wetin she chop winch?

she should be ready to go that night, no forgiveness oh

that shoulder hump and face thingy go soon turn to fashion crase

cant wait ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

_{*salivating seriously here*}

my final stolen pix of the day

muki, i hear u like swimming, let me sound a note of warning, don't go and swim in "monkey river" oh

hunmmm! afraid go catch you!  when the monkeys go turn you into lunch meat!!! 

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^^^^^ anyway muki

why are u thanking him? hin buy you padlock like dis to lock up yah phone?


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@ op
bullshit story  only in england! 

the mums family should go traditional for the boy jare!!!

by the time they use some good old afose,ofo, on him and everybody involved  , he wont even remember  what the uk looks like

too bad the mother has landed herself in prison 

semid4lyfe:
E be like sey na wonder bra [/b]she wear for the first pix and ordinary bra she wear for the second

Don't blame me, I'm just very observant

On a serious note, [b]it looks like she's gone under the knife

thanks to the bra and some chicken cutlets under the knife koo under the fork ni

you will be amazed @ what a change of weave and some make-up and superb lighting can do for u

ok! ok! she dey chop the booger from her nose, kini big deal?

is she an angel? abi na lemon juice dey run inside her veins? 

prolly self made boogers na appetizer for Belize, abi na for where she from come sef?

abegie make we hear word!!!