CYBERWEAVER:
Mine was, I used 5kg of Gas to cook 3 cups of beans.
I was disappointed

how, explain!

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

laugh want kill me!

With her bad character!

southniyikaye:
Cc ilegend
Come see your senior bros

ilegend that always cook rubbish!

The writer meant to say overwhelmed with joy!

Fake news, is a Nollywood movie ( Mr& Mrs) starring nse ikpe etim!

geyo89749:
A country full of educated fool, no moral values or a soul can do anything. Just last two weeks a journalist announced the dead of this man but zoombie refuse to listen. After covering his track and looting spill, they announced his dead. When are we going to wake up?

Trust aunty kemi, she will spill more evident, let's watch as the drama unfold!

Don't mess with madam Koo! She is so intelligent when it comes to investigation!

Who knows how many bumbum she has damage!

twerkjack:
He's right you know.

Not that I think it's wrong because let's face it,

Fvcking ONE d1ck for the rest of your life is completely unrealistic., but as usual, let's keep deceiving ourselves.

I don't think repentance is in your dictionary!

Melezenawii:
Chief of Staff to the President, Mallam Abba Kyari, passes on

https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1251295558112870400

aunty kemi was right after all!

gloriaunobi:
Muslims no dey do donation?

especially that clown call muric!

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

I will tell her! I know who you are referring to!

dawnomike:
I believe he's preparing for a movie...

should that make him lean!

InternalAuditor:



I totally agree with you. Abia state is the worst state in Nigeria.

See the face of Aba. Cursed people

eightsin:
If I was the driver of that truck, I would have killed over 10 idiots.

book haram member spotted!

Compliant:
Hunger

this one you are saying hunger! Cloth na food stuff!

uchetom:


Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

madam free me o, I get malaria! I know you school in Cambridge!

uchetom:


Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

madam free o, I get malaria! I know you school in Cambridge!

All these are just publicity stunt, he want us to know that he lives in the same estate with the VP! He just want to be notice!

Until he bought for me that's when I will believed him!

Kekereekun123:
Over 6m have been laid off in those countries due to corona. When corona goes they get their jobs back. They wont need migrants. Except doctors and nurses

have you also considered people who lost their lives due to the pandemic, I think they were occupying one or two positions. So those vacancies need to be filled up!

That rashford of a guy na real machine!

Lipscomb:
This morning I was trying to make some findings about bill gates and this is what keep pumping up on my phone search engine.

No matter how rich you are, you can't buy a state not to talk about a whole country.

trust me, some of these question, is as a result of argument, debate among friends, just to prove a point!

CoronaVirusRelo:
And your wife defends him hard core.!

My brother, Dude go definitely don fvck your wife.

18 months no be child play.

Something has gone down.

stop adding fuel to the fire! How did you know if I may ask!

Officialakin:
Her transformation got me rolling on the floor,she went from mummy G.O to slaymama

and the transformation happens very quick!

Nice gesture!

Warri warri nko!

We will continued to criticize them until we see a change in them, even some countries Nigeria are better than are doing well for it's citizenry! In the case of Nigeria nothing is working, no employment, we can't even boost of 3 hours electricity per day in some part of the country! So why shouldn't we complain! WAJE take your time o!

sassysure:
That thing is hereditary.

yes it is, but it manifested so early!

I love pussy!

Ezemarcel:
Fake

To you everything is fake!