geyo89749:
A country full of educated fool, no moral values or a soul can do anything. Just last two weeks a journalist announced the dead of this man but zoombie refuse to listen. After covering his track and looting spill, they announced his dead. When are we going to wake up?

Trust aunty kemi, she will spill more evident, let's watch as the drama unfold!

Don't mess with madam Koo! She is so intelligent when it comes to investigation!

Who knows how many bumbum she has damage!

twerkjack:
He's right you know.

Not that I think it's wrong because let's face it,

Fvcking ONE d1ck for the rest of your life is completely unrealistic., but as usual, let's keep deceiving ourselves.

I don't think repentance is in your dictionary!

Melezenawii:
Chief of Staff to the President, Mallam Abba Kyari, passes on

https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1251295558112870400

aunty kemi was right after all!

gloriaunobi:
Muslims no dey do donation?

especially that clown call muric!

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

I will tell her! I know who you are referring to!

dawnomike:
I believe he's preparing for a movie...

should that make him lean!

InternalAuditor:



I totally agree with you. Abia state is the worst state in Nigeria.

See the face of Aba. Cursed people

eightsin:
If I was the driver of that truck, I would have killed over 10 idiots.

book haram member spotted!

Compliant:
Hunger

this one you are saying hunger! Cloth na food stuff!

uchetom:


Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

madam free me o, I get malaria! I know you school in Cambridge!

uchetom:


Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

madam free o, I get malaria! I know you school in Cambridge!

All these are just publicity stunt, he want us to know that he lives in the same estate with the VP! He just want to be notice!

Until he bought for me that's when I will believed him!

Kekereekun123:
Over 6m have been laid off in those countries due to corona. When corona goes they get their jobs back. They wont need migrants. Except doctors and nurses

have you also considered people who lost their lives due to the pandemic, I think they were occupying one or two positions. So those vacancies need to be filled up!

That rashford of a guy na real machine!

Lipscomb:
This morning I was trying to make some findings about bill gates and this is what keep pumping up on my phone search engine.

No matter how rich you are, you can't buy a state not to talk about a whole country.

trust me, some of these question, is as a result of argument, debate among friends, just to prove a point!

CoronaVirusRelo:
And your wife defends him hard core.!

My brother, Dude go definitely don fvck your wife.

18 months no be child play.

Something has gone down.

stop adding fuel to the fire! How did you know if I may ask!

Officialakin:
Her transformation got me rolling on the floor,she went from mummy G.O to slaymama

and the transformation happens very quick!

Nice gesture!

Warri warri nko!

We will continued to criticize them until we see a change in them, even some countries Nigeria are better than are doing well for it's citizenry! In the case of Nigeria nothing is working, no employment, we can't even boost of 3 hours electricity per day in some part of the country! So why shouldn't we complain! WAJE take your time o!

sassysure:
That thing is hereditary.

yes it is, but it manifested so early!

I love pussy!

Ezemarcel:
Fake

To you everything is fake!

Chai! This one can rape the entire football team during half time!

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

I salute you! You are a pro when it comes to women's matter!

Why not inform your village head instead!

Sorry to say your konji pot is empty, what a tragedy!

We are finished! Now minister of health will not see these! What a country!