₦airaland Forum

CYBERWEAVER:
Mine was, I used 5kg of Gas to cook 3 cups of beans.
I was disappointed

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

southniyikaye:
Cc ilegend
Come see your senior bros

geyo89749:
A country full of educated fool, no moral values or a soul can do anything. Just last two weeks a journalist announced the dead of this man but zoombie refuse to listen. After covering his track and looting spill, they announced his dead. When are we going to wake up?

twerkjack:
He's right you know.

Not that I think it's wrong because let's face it,

Fvcking ONE d1ck for the rest of your life is completely unrealistic., but as usual, let's keep deceiving ourselves.

Melezenawii:
Chief of Staff to the President, Mallam Abba Kyari, passes on

https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/1251295558112870400

gloriaunobi:
Muslims no dey do donation?

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

dawnomike:
I believe he's preparing for a movie...

InternalAuditor:
I totally agree with you. Abia state is the worst state in Nigeria.

See the face of Aba. Cursed people

eightsin:
If I was the driver of that truck, I would have killed over 10 idiots.

Compliant:
Hunger

uchetom:
Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

uchetom:
Na the quarantine English be this is.lolss leggo.

Kekereekun123:
Over 6m have been laid off in those countries due to corona. When corona goes they get their jobs back. They wont need migrants. Except doctors and nurses

Lipscomb:
This morning I was trying to make some findings about bill gates and this is what keep pumping up on my phone search engine.

No matter how rich you are, you can't buy a state not to talk about a whole country.

CoronaVirusRelo:
And your wife defends him hard core.!

My brother, Dude go definitely don fvck your wife.

18 months no be child play.

Something has gone down.

Officialakin:
Her transformation got me rolling on the floor,she went from mummy G.O to slaymama

sassysure:
That thing is hereditary.

Ezemarcel:
Fake