₦airaland Forum

monshege:
I keep saying it, my enemies shall not see me. ikomi, o bu zi nke mu na gi. kere "nkwucha" maka na i have my anger in my palm now. me you parking lot 3 o'clock

If I would be ur enemy for trying to save u from sin. I think am happy with that. Onye ojuo, Ichoro ijagburu anyi umuaka ndia. lol.

Come and help me sing alleluia.
My Jehova has done me well.

Ynot:
Countri people, na the thing wey dey happen for this our ogbako i wan tell una so. We all dey different locals and cannot zukoo at the same time. Na wetin make me dey show up late. So therefore, all of una must pack una bag come join me for obodo amelikka make we dey same time zone. I don make arrangement for rooms.

ichie romero will stay with nwa ada Blue
igwe fromuk na lolo ya bu nnenne go stay in one room
my good friend isi agbo ncha bu ikomi na moondust will sleep in the basement and also be the night watchman
the suite has been reserved for nnam ukwu monshege na odozi aku ya lolo diamond ojii
ote nkwu bu Esss will make sure we don't run out of good palmwine. i don go buy new ute for am to sleep on the floor
omaricha nwa anyi ji eje mba bu tasiana aka 'god don chop my heart finish' will sleep by herself
nne anyi ukwu bu babyosisi ga n'esi nri. nze donzman go dey helep her cook.
as ebi say toshmann na zulunation don marry, them go provide them own accomodation
the rest will manage the couch and ikomi, during his duty go make sure they're fine

Igbo ndi oma, i troway salute. nke onye chiri ya zalu.

This is all conspiracy to kill Ikomi, such that even if Ikomi conquers Moondust in a fight at night, cold will kill Ikomi. Ohhh Chukwu nna roputa Ikomi nime owuwan. Owuwan from all angles.

I don't think Tasiana sleeping all by herself is a good idea. Onye gana akpaghari(turn) gi(yam), na oku. Otherwise it will burn. I would have said let me take the duty of watchman, I don't have a problem with that, but let me be watching Tasi. We can't afford to let her stay alone, she might be afraid of the dark. Ynot odim ka iwere hidden agenda, u might crawl in there and decide to look after her yourself. anyways. good luck.

Moondust me and u as watchman eeehhh kpa, iii naaaaaaa. But don't forget I said our fight starts tomorrow. Lets hope tomorrow comes.

For those that have been chosing to cook, I just hope I don't die of food poisoning after hard labour at the gates. Imagine Nnenne and babyosisi cooking, am sure the best those two can perfectly do is boil water, and tell us food is ready. Wonders shall never end.

Even if I must make sure everyone is fine, I will do my best to throw Monshee, Fromuk and Romeo out. Those three would be commiting sin obviously, which is not permitted in the eyes of the Lord. How can they be sleeping comfortable with good girls, while Ikomi is at the gates and patroling.

Choooooiiiiii Ikomi, itala ahuhu. Nevernind.

moondust:
Igbo Kwenu!!!
Biko achoro m ka anyi nile bia d'enye afa otutu anyi n'ebe a

Nkem bu ---Okwulu okalia ibe ya

Iwu Oransi one of Igbo land. lol.

Okwa isi na owu ogu. Get ready.

[size=15pt]Nnenneigbo!!!!!!![/size] hissssssssseeeeeeessssss.

monshege:
i always knew na i mara ihe ikocrazy

ohaneze ndi igbo otekwala nu ooo. igbo nuo nu, muo nu, nwuo nu. cha cha cha igbo ekele m unu ooo

oga romero, amaghi m na ima na oru na agwo mmadu iba ebe a.
nnenne nke m agba go m alukwaghi m wee soro from be eliza, nke bu na o bata ebe a o naghi aju ase m, kama ya na nwa be eliza ana epioghari, otu a muwa na enweghi phone, [b]aga m aga bie isi na wal[/b]l until oru mu na aru enye m otu phone.

Good move.

tasiana:
Nnenneigbo nwanne m the picture na atu egwu,ahula m ihe n'uwa but nke a buru m n'ukwu.

Umuaka nda ga ekwu gbu pa madi here. lol.

Dats good nice to meet free thinking ladies. lol

moondust:
KEDU IKOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
A chorom ike ya ezigbo okpo n'isi!!!!
O nwero respect for ndi Okenye!!!!

Moondust adighim alu ogu ubosi monday, lets make it tomorrow, inugo ehh nna. 

Solve the riddle.

Two fathers and two sons went fishing they all caught a fish and they all brought there fish home. But they only brought back 3 fishes, what happened to the fourth fish?

viee:
this will be my last comment on this; it dosnt matter if i or any other person for that matter was alive then, we can still make meaningful contributions.
that is why there is something called history!
i dnt quite understand why your so hang up on this issue
i believe we all feel concerned about our fallen hero,
if someone mis-represented it in any form,
thats ok, too
bc, there is also something called mistake.
a simple correction really would hv been ok
rather than criticism


as for what i know about Sam, i know he is a great Nigerian hero

If u had gone that way rather than calling one names (Metusela _{which I dont even understand what it means}). There would have been no comments from me either.

Start from what ud like to make ur computer do first. And u will find out in trying to do that you would have learnt a lot and one thing would lead to the other, then have a plan on what u realy want to specialise on.

I strongly think Maradona is the best player that ever played in Fifa world cup. He is a man of great wit and strong will. He might have not been able to handle success. But when it comes to playing football I believe no one can do what Maradona was able to do with the ball.

ghettochyk:
WTF?!!! Hun if datz you in da profile, your behind aint light-skinned. wtf are u talking bout? i aint trying to be mean but u aint all that cute and i don't see why u think u have a lotta "toasters" because u light, because u aint light. do you even KNOW what light-skinned is? your not even "slightly" light. your just brown and men aint stupid enough to go with a girl because of her skin tone. i think u aight but prolly aint going turn much heads.

i think this thread's been started by someone trying to make fun of the poor girl in da profile, and datz not really nice. trying to get folks on Nairaland to bash her because she thinks she's cuter than she really is.

B.US.T.E.D.

ghettochyk:
There should also be a "WHO GIVES A Bleep" in that poll. rolls eyes.
hisssssssssssss. i don't even see why a thread is being started for such a dumbass topic. "guys like me because i'm light and i don't want to make a wrong decision blah blah blah". people always trying to bring attention to themselves. i aint trying to be mean but this is really old, played out, and starting to get a little annoying.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn. is this boring or is it my bed time?
either way, i'm out of here.

Who or What da living hell are u talking about.

worldbest:
Thank you guys for your comments.i would like to know what kind of software can be bought in Nigeria and which is best between java, .Net and c++.How can i make money from software development.What kind of application java can develope.Please respond!

.Net has a common language runtime, which means if u write in C++, Visual basic.Net or Javascript, it can equally compile ur code all the same, that is one its powers and u can write web enabled applications as well as stand alone applications.

Talking of how to make money u need to think of something no one has thought of that is very useful, or wat someone has thought of that has not being implemented and very useful, either way u need taking ur thinkiing to the extreme,
I mean think a bit crazy . Then and only then u'd start thinking like a good programmer.

lol.

nnenneigbo:
ok baby, with rubbish i na ekwu, ka emesie

wtf are u talking about. lol.

Libya's Colonel Muammar Gaddafi is championing the idea, but correspondents say many African leaders do not support his initiative.

There are fears the issue will push the crises in Zimbabwe, Somalia and Darfur off the agenda.

Foreign ministers meeting on the eve of the summit heard critical reports on the way the AU handles money.

A report by the international auditing firm Ernst and Young found that the African Union could not account for almost $3m it spent on a conference for African intellectuals.

The firm also said the AU could not verify how much it paid members of the Pan-African Parliament, an AU body.

Another report, by AU financial experts, showed that only seven of the 53 member states were up-to-date with their payments to the AU.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6258072.stm

As I have said and I maintain. Let the AU pull its weight first and let Gaddafi put his idea on paper, nothing would be lost just like Kwame Nkruma proposed. As the Igbo proverb says "A man whose house is on fire does not chase rats." Let the AU stand on its feet first by been able to wade into conflict and disaster zones effectively without help from UN, then US of Africa would just have already been an accomplished dream.

Seun:
Why do you want to create an anti-virus program. How will you sell it when there are so many free ones?

Why do you want to create a game like FIFA. Do you know that game programmers abroad are poorly paid and overworked compared to average programmers. Do you realise that Nigerians never buy games?

Java can be used to write games and anti-virus programs, but most commercial programs are written in C++.

I don't think u have your facts right there man. Every programmer is paid based on the success of his product.

doncaster:
Try go bring down one bill board, then we will no you are talking.

You mean he should act first and not hide behind his computer. lol. I think ur very right. lol

Why dont we all wait till AU can carry its own weight in peace keeping, giving aid to other african nations in terms of drugs and food, before we start thinking of a United States of Africa. But with this all been said there is no harm in making a representation of the vision on paper. Afterall the EU was born long ago even before it was achievable.

The rule of any business is ur customer first. When a an organisation (be it one man business or programmer) does not consider its customers the only reason could be that it is monopolising the business, and that only leaves plenty of room for serious minded competitors, who would consider the customer first.

But if ur looking at programming in the Nigerian setting, which I was quite familiar with before leaving, most clients dont really know what the solution they require should look like, they only know what they want it to be able to do, so most most times design is solely left to the discretion of the programmer. And as the saying goes, a thief always thinks everyone is a thief. So a programmer that wasn't given specification on how the interface should look like, believes the client is as smart as himself and tries to implement his own thought as the interface.

But I must let you know that this always happens with softwares, the programmer always implements his own thoughts, it is only when his thought has being implemented and the client has made a trial of this implementation, then and only then can the client start giving suggestions and making modifications, and at this stage u say the software is evolving. That is why before softwares are finally realesed to the market you always have a beta version for potential users to try out and make comments before a final version is realised given consideration to reasonable comments from customers.

That is why applications has versions, as the knowledge of the programmer increases so does the undestanding and the wants of the client increases.

I hope this answers your question.

nnenneigbo:
well the rain and flooding na ayu unu ikpaku

Yeah the rains been terrible, but anyway caused no floods this way yet. But ad be out soon. Take care, make we go see wetin go shele. My bazooka is not onwed for nothing.

For your Info am out. Tough men don't sit in the house when there is trouble outside. _{Women can sit and look after babies and make food.} Not for Ikomi.

Off to Reading. Got to catch some fun, if u here say anything dey happen that side, know Ikomi is at it again.  

heheheheheheheheh, I see why u were stopped from going to work, the found bombs abi? lol. And when Ikomi talks of the things his done, pple like u wont believe him. lol

nnenneigbo:
Ikomi, o ji onu, i see na i kaa nookwa ya

I can see everyone wants to give me a name now for saying the things I did. Its okay.

nnenneigbo:
Ndi igbo si na eze kpuo eze anochie, now unfortunately u are no longer eze here. definitely not

So who is the new Eze. I hope its not Ynot.

When writing your codes the first person to consider is the user, as your not writing it for yourself, then comes the limits which the machine or technology your using affords u, then comes the law, what contents could u place in accordance with the rules and regulation of the industry, company or goverment on the site your developing. When all this is considered and u have a proper road map of your design, then comes the final question what can u as a proprammer implement based on the resources available to u, which includes payment for the job by your client, what u know as a programmer.

I hope i answered your question.

moondust:

Makamiyaki link=topic=19138.msg1248880#msg1248880 date=1183118231:
O maka na moondust anoghi, mere i ji nwe onu okwu. chere k'obia!

Hapu ha na m abia la.
Mana ha agbafu sia la
ha n'onye isi ha Ikomi
Mana m ga ala chite!!!
Ndi Ujo

Shame on both of you, 2 of u from Lekki just to fight one man, let me warn both of you av seen this kind of fight before, when I was in Burundi, I joined the Tutsi force, nonsence, because the Hutus were more in number I had to join the tutsi force, it was genocide against tutsis, so I joined the tutsi force. Joining the Tutsi force was a hard decision on my part, because it was always 1 man of tutsi to 5 men of Hutus, in all I fought 100 battles which means bringing down 500 men. So u see 2 of u is a small game.

Ynot:
hahahahahaha. Ikomi egbe onu. mgbe o suru now obido tiwe wait make i comot my shirt.

Ynot wat are u talking about. Does a man fight with his shirt on? Especially when he has only one shirt, if it gets torn what will he wear? lol. Answer me Ynot.

romeo:
hmmmm iche madu nile di ka ikomi? wait ka Ynot nweta kwa gi ebe a!! or even Nnenne

I have never seen u in a good fight, the only fight u got into with Ayefele, where did u leave it? lol

fromuk:
ebere m na emere gi, ikomi get medal for wwf. just wait you end is getting nearer.

Thanks my brother I pray u get whatever u want with all this praises, if its medal ur looking for may u find if its something else I cant guarantee that. lol.

Omo Odé. lol

viee:
let me ask again; did i miss something?
nobody said only metusela's shld reply here
lets cool it plz

Is that the name of a person, place or thing, please explain. _{You wan talk of Okwaraji wey u no sabi. Cut your coat according to your size has always being a good advice.}

Read the topic again it says. and boldly written.

Mamajama:
Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji (1964 - August 12, 1989) was a professional footballer who played internationally for Nigeria. Born in Orlu, Okwaraji had a career in Europe which included playing for Dinamo Zagreb, VfB Stuttgart and SSV Ulm.

Okwaraji collapsed ten minutes from the end of a World Cup Qualifier against Angola in Lagos and died from congestive heart failure. An autopsy showed that the 24-year-old had an enlarged heart and high blood pressure. The sudden death was similar to that of Marc-Vivien Foé 14 years later.

what do you know about samuel?

dinozzo:
@IKomi
IgnoranceWhats this about. Saying I was very young doesn't mean i did not know what was going on at the time. You talk of maroc 88 i watched that, we had a epic penalty shootout with Algeria in the semi finals but we eventually won 9-8. They got their revenge two years later when they hosted the tournament and thrashed us 5-1 in the group stage and beat us in the finals 1-0, which was very humiliating. Watched every match of senegal 92. We had a sweet victory against senegal in our first game thanks to goals from siasia and keshi I think, yekini bagged two goals in the match against kenya and one against zaire (now Congo DR). We went out in the semi final losing to arch rivals Ghana after taking the lead. We had somewhat of a revenge against Cameron in the third place match when Yekini beat the cameroonian keeper to score the winner taking his goal tally to four and finishing as the top scorer of the tournament,

Would u let me off if I say u've salvaged yourself with minute history.

Romeo congrats. _{Ina lekwanu Romoeooo, this guys have finally gotten a wife for Romeo.}

I think Blair is a man of courage and strong will. He did all he can for the progress of his nation, the only and lasting downtown is Iraq war. But in his own words "Sometimes u do what u think is right in your own heart, and sometimes it is worth facing the impossible". He is one of the greatest leaders in the world. He stood by what he believes in, he made enemies he made friends and held power for ten years, that is all u know great men by.

fromuk:
mba nu a dry go mu ya last week, just tinye upoli(gun powder) ofuma, ignitia ya the whole of lekki a sinkia.

Okwu agwu, the end of Moondust area. Ka n gikere, Moondust has stepped on the wrong toe.

moondust:
O me nkpotu
don't worry. anaba go m. anyi ga afu echi
di kwa nkwado bute armored tanker n'ile inwe
Ngwo agha ndi mgbe ochie

Moondust nhu gi eba echi, I cant guarantee u going back.