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Posakosa You are in trouble - I have now decided to cast the spell on you instead, na me yin dey talk to like that? |
@Osisi Thats her trade mark. |
posakosa craze dey worry u - no be u suppose contact moi? |
I asked my staff and my customer service lady at the bank to pay in some huge sum of money in yesterday morning, being that I am not in Naija, I normally check online, so all thru ystday, I was checking, the thing dey say 500 error, up till this evening when I checked, it was okay but all payments ystday were not posted and hence not showing, oh boy - yuour money dey for Lagos Beach o-. |
lalaboi You no dey see am for Nollywood movies? You never see her breast before, me i don see her breast, so that word fit am. |
Poster You dey craze. |
BadRiyyah You just pooped - the wedding wasnt in Nigeria - it was in America, cant you see? |
Same thing - Intercontinental Bank sent me my log in details to my internet banking thruogh email. I had to write them to stop doing so cos the internet is not 100% foolproof - no wonder - their systems had been down for two days running now, who knows why. |
@SpikedCylinder Big deal about America? |
call me. 08025632589 |
your english makes me wanna have sex daily. |
u may be cursed, but for me, i am blessed. |
You are right, it cant happen in Nigeria because no Nigerian woman has the liver to steal as much as she did, they leave such things to their husband, it is only in less developed countries you can see such. |
thank God, we will at least see less of her ugly breast. I always know these Naija Nollywood babes have no class - look at the guy she married, ugly and smokie like a brown smoked fish wey d woman next to my yard dey fry everynight wey i come back from work and i wan cook soup. |
u r surely an agbero boy. |
what type of rover, what year, what mileage, colour, seat types, - all these matters. and beside, post the real car you are talking about for us to see, because the one here is from autotrader uk which we all know so well. |
whats our business with how he looks? |
person say she already is in love, peeps dey say make him give the guy more time, una dey read well at all? |
what is misplaced priority in a private consortium trying to make profit by embarking on a project they think is profitable? |
if na for America or London dem make this kain announcement, una go begin apply to work for them, but in Nigeria una go dey condem d thing, why na? |
Poster Just know that you are not alone, take heart in that fact. |
@Big_bumper Why you dey laugh me na? The bumper na for back or na for front? |
okay, i get the jist now. The man didnt give his woman sex on his birthday? simple answer, he has so many women, he has to give them all sex on his birthday, so when he finally came home to his woman, he told himsle, I will have strength for this last one for the night, but when he got home, he was so so so tired, watched footbal and oh boy, the woman has to suffer, he slept off like a log of wood while the woman suffers the pain of no sex all night. |
Cost wise? The infinity is the same trademark of Nissan? |
who knows if there are any differences apart from the name? |
get a new wife. |
Poster what are yin talking about? |
he knows he can never pokes your middle, and he doesnt want to marry you, so he is doing disappearing act. My love, no man will make you a girlfriend and dont want to poke yah middle, why not just tell yourself you are not ready for sex hence you dont need a boyfriend? Leave this man alone, but next time you see him, hit his head with a big big big stick. |
super story - |
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