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EducationRe: Nigerian Oil Tycoon Donates $1m To US University by ilaugh1: 10:10pm On Jan 29, 2009
the same trend, the same people, the same shit every day, why cant you people say something different for once in your life?

This guy and this university dont even know you ugly penniless pimps, yet you yab and rant as if what you say or opine matters to anyone. Is this not a sign of having nothing to do in life? Even the ones that found it hard getting a husband comes online in the name of kobo and talks rubbish, i bet this is why it is hard for her to get a hubby - who wants to marry a tombola freud?

Someone makes his money in your own eyes, from the same country that you think nothing good can come out from, and he now spends his mony the way and manner he wants and deems t fit, and all you can do is to sit on cyber space and write loads of shit about this man? you all need your heads examined, honestly, and quickly as well, what the fok is that? When Bill Gates donates his money to Nigerian charities, Americans dont waste their time discussing it, but when a Nigerian man does otherwise, you peepe who have nothing better to do, sit down and talk thrash? what is wrong with you all?
EducationRe: Nigerian Oil Tycoon Donates $1m To US University by ilaugh1: 8:20pm On Jan 29, 2009
B.O.S.S.:
Your country Nigeria probably denied him the rights because of the stupid connections of gaining entrances into Nigerian Universities and that's why he thought he might as well give the money to the people who actually made him. You could suck on it dumbo.

Of course that's the full effect of brain drain. Keep on praising the dead country called Nigeria rather than criticise in times of mismanagement. And by the way, aren't you shooting yourself in the foot because he didn't give his hard earned money to your dear Nigeria rather he gave it to his dear America. IDIOT.
Oh, and I noticed that - Broken News.
No, I am not the idiot - it is your father, mother and everybody who has anything to do with you that qualifies as idiots because they havent found it necessary to send you back to golgotha where u belong.
EducationRe: Nigerian Oil Tycoon Donates $1m To US University by ilaugh1: 7:46pm On Jan 29, 2009
these are the kind of diasporians i reckon with, not these poor, loud mouths on Nairaland who are unknown outside the four corner of their rooms.
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by ilaugh1: 12:13pm On Jan 29, 2009
steve49ja:
Think the message aint complete,

How body na,
abe you no see
My message?
Maybe you dey buzy. But wat
you do today? If
you finished you call me. abel na
yor Friendo. Bleep"




''How body na,
abi you no see
My message?
Maybe you de buzy. But wat
you do today? If
you finished you call me. Abel na
your friend o.Bleep''


What i can make out of this is:
She sent it to a guy named Abel,who they havent talked for a while (who ignored her previous message) and she misses him and wants him to call her as soon as he is free and also reminding him she is a friend

Dude what i'll advice is : Ask her , if she denies it then its best you break up, i mean its enough injury she sent you a text meant for some sort of guy who she's craving his attention but also lieing bout it just damages everything, such makes you lose your trust and whats the need of a relationship without trust?

My Two Naira
She needs love from Abel.
PoliticsRe: Yaradua Has Absconded by ilaugh1: 11:53am On Jan 29, 2009
B.O.S.S.:
Blind patriotism – Dumb ass!
Which one is better? Blind patriotism or foolish un patriotism - which one is absurd - cursing your country and wishing it evil, or praying for it and wishing it well, which one is better? Acountry you wish evil for can never give you anything in return but the same evil which you wish for it, no wonder some of us make it better in the same cuntry you cant find anything good in.
HealthRe: What Are The Effects Of Drinking Energy Drinks? by ilaugh1: 11:47am On Jan 29, 2009
@Poster

I pity u. You fill your system with caffein.
PoliticsRe: Yaradua Has Absconded by ilaugh1: 11:39am On Jan 29, 2009
foolish people.
FamilyRe: My Husband Does Not Like Sleeping In The Bedroom But Living Room by ilaugh1: 11:23am On Jan 29, 2009
maybe he has caught STD and doesnt want to infect you.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 6:40pm On Jan 28, 2009
@ELdee

They dont care what happens back there, yet they scream all day all night about what goes on down there, so i ask again, why do we bother with them? what have they got to offer the country? nothing.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 6:29pm On Jan 28, 2009
@Debosky

This will also give so many hungry disaporians to make more money from the money the politicians will share to them in a bid to secure their votes, in other words, making more thieves out of them.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 6:27pm On Jan 28, 2009
these same diasporians will claim this will not work, this same diasporians will claim it is a total waste of money, these same diasporians will claim Naija is not their country - so, i still ask, why bother with them? why is the question, why?
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 5:56pm On Jan 28, 2009
@Debosky

and also the politicians giving money to the diasporians and the diasporians collecting the money and the diasporians helping in riging the election, or are you saying the diasporians have ben washed clean of the Nigerian syndrome in them, or you assume they ca not be bought with moeny like those back home? Please answer me.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 5:32pm On Jan 28, 2009
When government suggested the diasporians move back home, they all said over their dead bodies- they opined, they can never be found dead in Nigeria, so, tell me, what purpose is allowing them vote, what purpose is that to serve? rather than making them more swollen headed, what purpose is it going to serve the other "suffering Nigerians" who hasnt been given the opportunity to go abroad to make it big? I want to know. Most of them have even denounced their citizenship, so, what do we want their votes for?
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 5:15pm On Jan 28, 2009
I make the "diaspora" a place to go and chill after a long time working, a place to reap their wealth and trasfer it to my beloved Nigeria - I dont call it or make it home, i will never hope to praise it more than my country, i will remember my country for giving me all the opportunities i have in life - wether the country is good or bad - i wil not look at the diaspora as a place better than my home - Nigeria.

Thus, in sincerity, ask yourself, what do these people who live abroad have to offer Nigeria? Tell me in truth, all they see is darkness, they complain about darkness, all the time, gloom, failure, thats all they see, but I ask them, why will you see darkness all the time without making any attempt to spark a light to turn the darkness into light.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders INEC To Allow Nigerians Abroad To Vote by ilaugh1: 5:06pm On Jan 28, 2009
Tell me one single thing these people will have to offer the country? Giving them right to vote will only give them more opportunity to stain the country with their ill voices and curses, we do not want them, they mean nothing to Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Who And Who Should Use Siren In Nigeria? by ilaugh1: 10:34am On Jan 28, 2009
Hotstepper:
@homosapien, those services u mention aint applicable in Nigeria
You mean there are no ambulances and fire vehicles in Nigeria? What do you take Nigeria for?

@Poster - and what is th meaning of this thread? another Nigeria bashing thread?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Abroad Can Vote - Court by ilaugh1: 8:58am On Jan 28, 2009
As if their votes matter? They hate the country so much, so, who needs their votes? They will be hypocrites if they give them the opportunity and they take it, because in their minds, nothing good can come out of Nigeria - so, why should they vote? They only complain of the darkness, complain, complain, but finding it extremely hard to strike a light that will take the darkness away.
PhonesRe: Nitel Sat3 Down Again! by ilaugh1: 5:44pm On Jan 27, 2009
another thread opened to attack Nigeria, right?
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Yobe State Governor, Senator Mamman Bello Ali Is Dead! by ilaugh1: 5:33pm On Jan 27, 2009
It is only in Nigeria that it is a sin to die or be sick while in public office. This makes me to realy think, who do Nigerians want to govern them? they want angels, they want people out of the ordinary, they want God.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Nigeria, Don't Go There? by ilaugh1: 5:15pm On Jan 26, 2009
Nigeria is the only place where one stupid citizen of another country wakes up and write junk and nonsence about Nigeria and the only thing Nigerians will do, instead of telling him to go back and write shit about his country - the only thing they do is to idolise this man who only came to Nigeria or Lagos for a few days and then makes his stupid conclusion - so now - Lagos is more dangerous a place to live in than any other parts of the world or what is new in what he as said? Lagos is more dangerous than Johanessbourg, or what is he talking about - he goes to J'burg- he sees his white headed brothers, he goes online and cries J'burg is the best place to live in the world - but  he writes shit about Nigeria, and Nigerians hail him and spend their time debating all the nonsense he writes - and this man is just a nobody in his country - just like themselves.

Who cares is they come to Lagos or not, stay there, stay in your little corner of the world, where there is no crime, where there is no over population, where crime is at its lowest, stay there, who gives a damn anyway? And all what these arm chair critics do is to give accolades and push downs to a place they themselves ran away from, a place they havent been in 20 or more years, and they seek we to listed and share their opinions, how can we listen to such shit? Not all of us are fools, some of us are still reasonable to know when someone is making sense or not - like in this case- the writer made no sense and obviously - he wrote or said nothing new.
PoliticsRe: Crash Kills Nigerian Footballers. by ilaugh1: 4:47pm On Jan 26, 2009
hajifaty:
Mr I_laugh, don't u ever think twice before you write down your pro-govt comments here? When pple are thinking in a reasonable way but u seems to think the other way. You said, you were back to naija recently, well noone know where you are coming from. Is this how pple get killed due to bad roads in abroad? are u coming from afganistan? You were the only one that sees xmas lights as a development in nigeria. Whose knows,maybe you are one of agents of our devilish govts huh. we are talking about lost of lifes here but u are putting up jagons here. What a hell are u doing in Abuja? I guess,u are there to get ur share of the ill gotten wealths from ur so called good govt. You don't seem to be what u called yourself,you are just a bush man. JJC
is this the best reply you can concur or conjure from your stupid mind? You need to go back to school, i just found out the problem with you and your likes is the fact t aht you cant read and understand, you are so backwards and your mind is so stupid that you fail to read properly and understand. I therefore see it as a waste of time repying to you, you need to learn the english language so you can read and understand what i write instead of opening your mouth wide to shout, but in case you are realy pissed with me and Nigeria and Nigerian government, why not jump in front of the next moving car that passes by your house? In that case you will be free from these "evils" which you see and write so much about in Nigeria, that is you can go to hell for what I care, kappish.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Yar'adua To Proceed On Two-week Leave by ilaugh1: 4:29pm On Jan 26, 2009
Even if Jesus Christ was to rule Nigeria, there will be criticisms against HIM, so why should a mere mortal worry about all these?

I am sure if Obama's Dad were to be Nigerian, he wont have a chance in hell to get to where he is now.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Yar'adua To Proceed On Two-week Leave by ilaugh1: 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2009
You have not yet said or given any tangible reason to adduce or deduce that it is wrong for the President to go for a two weeks leave, you need to give a very meaningful reason to justify why this is wrong, and to justify why this provision whould be taken from the Nigerian Constitution - if you dont have cogent reasons apart from the one give by someone called B. O. S. S. - which is - whi is he going on holiday in the midst of economic crisis - if you dont have better reasons, then simply shut up.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Yar'adua To Proceed On Two-week Leave by ilaugh1: 11:59am On Jan 26, 2009
if i have the opportunity - I wil slap all these goats making comments just because a man seeks two weeks leave which is constituionally his right - fools.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Should Prostitution Be Legal In Nigeria? by ilaugh1: 11:45am On Jan 26, 2009
why should it not be legal in Nigeria - after all , it is legal in America which we always use as a yardstick for anything meaningful development here on NairaLand.
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by ilaugh1: 11:02am On Jan 26, 2009
you weep for yourself, not for Nigeria.

Ask yourself a simple question. Is it possible or not for a human being to turn or be truned into an animal, is it possible for someone to be shot directly with a gun and he still lives, is there witch craft and voodoo worldwide, is it possible for people to use human beings for money making rituals, is it possible for these strange and wierd things to happen? Beleive it or not, they happen, you can weep and cry for Nigeria from today till tomorrow - that only makes you a fool.-- the topic is larming, but read beyond the topic - are you doubting the possibility of an armed robber actualy turning himself to an animal? s that what you doubt? or are you blaming the police because you think nothing good can come out of the police in Nigeria?

You will be damned when one day, your neighbour turns you into an animal just to prove a lesson to you in juju and in witch craft and you will see that noone needs your cries and tears for Nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: Why People Are Scared Of Obama by ilaugh1: 10:47am On Jan 26, 2009
the only people I have heard this from are Nigerians- and this is simply because they are foolish, stupid, myopic and imbeciles.
PoliticsRe: Crash Kills Nigerian Footballers. by ilaugh1: 10:42am On Jan 26, 2009
when drivers are reckless on the roads and accidents happen - they say it is the fault of the government, even when the roads are good and free, they say it is because of bad roads and blame government - na wa o-. I have been in Abuja for almost three weeks, Abuja roads are one of the best in the world, yet, accidents happen here every sinlge day since I have been here - yet, people who know nothing, people who are out to talk just for the sake of talking, they come here and write what they know nothing about - is bad road the only cause of road accidents worldwide?
PoliticsDo U Think Barrack Obama Would've Won D Preseidency If His Father Was Nigerian? by ilaugh1(op): 10:37am On Jan 26, 2009
Me dont think so, because Nigerians would have risen up against him so much - the "educated" Nigerians would have rallied round to make sure he failed, NairaLanders wold have seen so many reasons why he shouldnt rule America. Nigerians would have told the whole world he is foolish, Nigerians would have given no single support to him, they would have spoken so much english, so much newspaper articles, so much blogs, so much comments that would have made him failed, he would simply have been made to fail at all cost.
PoliticsRe: I Am Proud Of My Country, Nigeria. There Is Hope In The Air. by ilaugh1(op): 10:31am On Jan 26, 2009
@Last poster


So - in other countries - including America - crime is not recorded on a daily basis - or what is it you are trying to say with this post of yours?

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