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TravelRe: Nigerian Traffic Rules by ilaugh1: 8:00pm On Feb 27, 2009
some Nigerians make me laugh, their problem is either they havent seen a traffic light before because they live in the remote part of Nigeria, hence they think the traffic light is something that doesnt exist in Nigeria, but if you reside in Abuja, PH, Calabar, Lagos, then, traffic lights will not be a big issue to laugh about in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Nigerian Traffic Rules by ilaugh1: 7:56pm On Feb 27, 2009
some Nigerians make me laugh, their problem is either they havent seen a traffic light before because they live in the remote part of Nigeria, hence they think the traffic light is something that doesnt exist in Nigeria, but if you reside in Abuja, PH, Calabar, Lagos, then, traffic lights will not be a big issue to laugh about in Nigeria.
AutosRe: 2009 B M W X 6 ( One In Africa, Live With Inspired ) by ilaugh1: 10:12pm On Feb 25, 2009
and ask yourself this simple question, what if it is true that I can afford it? you think everyone is as poor as you in here? I repeat, by the grace of God, if I want to buy it, I will buy it as we speak, call it a priviledge people like us have and you dont have.
AutosRe: 2009 B M W X 6 ( One In Africa, Live With Inspired ) by ilaugh1: 10:01am On Feb 20, 2009
@Gestapo

No I dont, but I can easily drive it if I want!
AutosRe: 2009 B M W X 6 ( One In Africa, Live With Inspired ) by ilaugh1: 9:29am On Feb 20, 2009
Too much noise, what is the fuk about the X6? Tons of Nigerians drive it in London, how come you making a big noise of it on NairaLand! The X6 came out in 2008 and not 2009 bro!
TravelRe: Have You Travelled Out Before? If Yes: by ilaugh1: 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2009
@Poster

u make it seem travelling abroad is biggie?
TravelRe: Have You Travelled Out Before? If Yes: by ilaugh1: 3:45pm On Feb 19, 2009
rephrase your question, maybe it will make more meaning.
PropertiesRe: Check This Land Properties In Abuja. by ilaugh1: 1:39pm On Feb 19, 2009
@Segun,

8.5? Is that for sale or for rent? Obviously it is for rent?
PoliticsRe: Postal Officers & Knowledge Of Geography by ilaugh1: 5:30pm On Feb 18, 2009
Another stupid thread - The other day I washed a video on NTA, people in America were asked where Nigeria is, on the street of America, and many of them havent even heard of the name Nigeria before, talkless of knowing which continent Nigeria belonged to, so, poster, what s the big deal, what is causing your laughter if the woman failed to know where MALTA is? what is the big deal in that? and to say you rush to NairaLand to make a topic of that?

Many atimes abroad, many people dont know most places where other people come from, how is her case a special case?
TravelRe: In A Country That Doesnt Favour U,travel To Canada From There by ilaugh1: 5:05pm On Feb 18, 2009
and who said it will pay him or her if he/she goes to any of these countries u are offering?
PoliticsRe: Beware: Global Economic Crisis Will Last 7 Years - Adeboye by ilaugh1: 5:01pm On Feb 18, 2009
I am sorry o, but how is this a prediction? realy want to know, please educate me how this is a prediction? That it will last for seven years or that it will happen at all? Blimey!
BusinessRe: Top 5 Most Richest Nigerians by ilaugh1: 4:13pm On Feb 18, 2009
Call then the 5 top people who stole the most from Nigeria and from Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: The Final Solution To Corruption In Nigeria by ilaugh1: 4:09pm On Feb 18, 2009
@Poster


Come home first, dont stay away and offer solutions, solutions that obviously will never work, dont be like others, come home, see for yourself, and then offer practicable solutions, and not text book solutions.
RomanceRe: This Is 4 All Males In The House by ilaugh1: 10:29pm On Feb 17, 2009
@Poster

I pity u o, if you like go in rags from now till tmrow in the sake of getting true love, I promise you, na for that rag you go dey until Jesus Christ come back, who tell you say girls of now adays want anything but a good life? Look, no girl go look yah face if you dress in rags, how u go even attract them, na im i wan know.

Well, just be yourself, or go marry Oyinbo, that na the only way u go take get true love.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Frustrated With Their Govt by ilaugh1: 10:22pm On Feb 17, 2009
@poster

Is Ogun state the same as the entire Nigeria? Nonsense post.
RomanceRe: I Fell Mugu Once To A Prostitute And Need Your Advice Before I Fall Again Plz: by ilaugh1: 10:19pm On Feb 17, 2009
@Poster

You not only be mugun, you be mumu as well, you no know say these days, nothing goes for nothing? Na freely you wan put the pe nis inside the pu ssy? You think say she no know wetin she dey talk or what? Abeg, you lucky say na only 10k, what of person wey dey pay 50k per fok, no be person like you?
EducationRe: Covenant University Suspends Over 500 Students Few Days To Examinations by ilaugh1: 9:14pm On Feb 17, 2009
Honestly speaking, if they are not better off than others after graduation, or land better jobs, or become whiz kids, or becomes preferred students or graduates, then, I dont see the justification in speind such whooping sums of money in attending the school, or, am i missing something here?
EducationRe: Covenant University Suspends Over 500 Students Few Days To Examinations by ilaugh1: 8:58pm On Feb 17, 2009
Has anyone ever done a poll or take a statistics of CU graduates to see if they actually excel after school, or if it is just a case of joining the crowd from other universities after graduation. If it is a tale of the same thing as offered in other universities, then I am not sure if the strict rules, the high fees and the high moral grounds are realy called for and necessary.
PoliticsRe: Can A Nigeria Police Refuse Bribe? by ilaugh1: 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2009
@Childish Poster.

Why not reason inwards before coming to ask a general question? Why not ask yourself, lets say you are in the Nigerian Police Force, will you refuse bribe?

You make it seem to be an institution thing and not an individual thing!
PoliticsRe: Tough Times: Nigerians Flee To Ghana by ilaugh1: 5:20pm On Feb 16, 2009
The government of Vietnam recently warned Nigerians to stop coming to comit crime in Vietnam, is this a government problem or is it an individual problem? Go to Ghana, they will tell you there were no robbery problem until Nigerians started flooding their country, the same thing in south Africa, in the UK, majority of Nigerians who people think are living abroad are actually in jail in the UK, ask Gordon Brown, he will hapily tell the figures and stories, so, is this a government problem or the individual Nigerian problem? It is now a common thing to identify Nigeria with fraud, robbery, immigration crime, looting and credit card fraud worldwide, is this realy a government problem or right in the individual who comit these crimes? Is it justifiable to say, because the nation and the leadership is not up to task, so, Nigerians should be excused to go to other people's country and spoil the system hence making fools of themselves? Is this justifiable?
BusinessRe: I am Planning On Coming Back To Naija, What Biz Can I Invest 10,000 Pounds On? by ilaugh1: 3:10pm On Feb 15, 2009
To tell you the truth - 10,000 pounds is small change in Nigeria - that is 2.2 million Naira or so, boy, where do you want to start? You need a house, a ride, an office, and all these dont come cheap, unless you already have the above - i.e. a flat to live, an office to use and a car to ride, but without the above 2.2million is a small dough in Nigeria.

I am sure there are still one thousand and one things to do with that kind of money, share buying is no more prosperous, i beleive small buying and selling will increase that capital rapdly, but it al depends on what you train as, did u train as a technician or something where you make small repairs? the choices can be long realy.
RomanceRe: How Do I Say 'its Over' by ilaugh1: 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2009
tell her u are now a dog and need to do her from her arse hole, she will run from you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Another Plane Crash In New York. by ilaugh1: 4:11pm On Feb 13, 2009
@Osisi

Hmm, what a brilliant way to sum issues up!
PoliticsRe: Demolition Of Structures In Lagos State - Lekki by ilaugh1: 4:09pm On Feb 13, 2009
@MutilatedBrain

No dey dont!

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