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I have seen very many gas filling station gone down in Europe and replaced with structures, from houses, to parks and to just open ground, so, what is the big deal if a petrol station has to go to make life better for people in Nigeria?

i can die laughing my butt off here. Recently, a plane landed on water in America, people caused Nigeria on this forum, saying it should have happened here and all will be dead meat, they reasoned, air crashes can never happen in America, we shouted, it can happen anywhere, they used all means to compare and wished everything bad happening in America to happen in Nigeria, now, plane crashed into buildings in NY, and the same people are now saying, dont compare to Nigeria, how I wish people have double mouths with wish they talk with, when it is good, compare it with Nigeria, when it is bad, dont compare it with Nigeria, na wa o.

As usual, no answers given for the poster's questions, only arguments and big english that has nothing to bear on his questions, shio.

@Poster

Crack yah ribs will fit you, kindly apply.

@poster

Please call Michael Hughes on 08098763456. We need to buy 139 of those devices for our new taxi business.

@poster

you need help!

We arent as crazy as you!

Returnee Nigerians with experience in Europe/America wanted for the following jobs:

1. Bus drivers with BRT- experience needed, you must have driven London Buses previously

2. Guards in Shoprite, Grand Square, Park 'n' shop in both Abuja/Lagos - experience of manning gates in America/Europe a must

3. Railway attendants on the new Lagos/Abuja metro railway system - experience of cleaning trains and tubes at Waterloo London, a must.

4. Cleaning the streets of Abuja/Lagos - experience of cleaning streets in America/Europe wanted.

5. New age cab drivers, newly introduced in Lagos -experience of cabbing in America/Europe a must.

the same responses from the same blockheads - stayin far away and making the loudest noises imaginable, the poster sums up his view of Nigeria, and packed all in his signature - he said - "Nigeria - the aberration called a nation"? What does this mean? what good can this person see or write about Nigeria, even if something good is being done? Poster - apart from seing Nigeria as an aberration, having an assumption that you know the meaning of the word aberration - what do you think is the problem with Nigeria and how to solve them, apart from all these talk about the problem, what do you think are solutions to the problems of Nigeria, an aberrated nation.

@Poster

Na craze dey worry you, you no know.

that there are more fools in and outside Nigeria than i thought.

ifyalways:
@Plapville,don't tell him now.how old are your siblings now and is any of them working yet?i suggest you wait till atleast 3 of them can fend for themselves and even others b4 telling him.Telling him now might not only make him not trust you but it might bring a problem to your marriage  u really don't understand,do u?

I feel like slapping you and the poster, wetin you dey yearn for mouth so? na good thing abi?

the problem is with the followership, nothing else.

@Poster

You have revisited what slave trade did to our fore fathers - selling their birth right because of food, common, can you do this to your black brother? You lied to him just because you want to marry him, you sold your conscience in place of a white di ck, who told you your family will forever be dependent on him? you need deliverance and forgiveness from your entire family, i weep for you and your likes.

B.O.S.S.:
And once again, i laugh hahahahhahahaha

awwwwwwww, sorry, because you sure gonna die laughing. Get rich or die laughing while others get richer.

What God had made me to achieve in life are things your parents and grand parents can ever dream about, so, kiss my black nigger butt hole. Dont I understand why you all bark? I sure do!

now, that got me laughing, who will marry someone like that? hahahahahaha

No wonder, I Laugh.

hahahahaha


Someone calls herself kobojunkie, you mean she is the one strapped to the back of foolish Mum and foolish Dad riding his motorbike? It can only be.

bawomolo:
i believe he was talking about the gross economic inequality in Nigeria.  There is hardly any middle-class.

Why would anyone compare yar'adua to George Bush.  should we also compare our schools to the ones in Afghanistan?

Economic in equlaity exists every where in the world, my man, how come we are made to believe this is only a Nigerian thing?

Noone in his or her right mind, honestly speaking, someone who wakes up and thinks and not someone who wakes up and doesnt even know how to use his or her brain, noone like that will call Nigeria a failed state - people who are so ignorant, people who are blinded to opportunities, people who have been deceived by the little comfort that the life abroad offers, these are the people who - for the reason of not being able to fit back into the system, calls Nigeria a failed state, a doomed for entity, and a country where nothing works - these are the people who needs help.

Thousands of Chinese, South Africans, Americans, British, Indians are rushing to Nigeria as a land of opportunity and loads of them are making it in a big way in the same country that Nigerians have written off as a place where nothing works - please how do you explain that to me? You sit down abroad, and thinks up issues in your own mind and calls it reality? how can you call it reality when all you experience about the country is what has been conjured up in your mind by foreign journalists and so called diasporic jouranlists who sit behind cyber space to write about what they know nothing about? How foolish and myopic that can be? Thousands make millions on a daily basis in Nigeria, and yet - someone sits behind a 17inch computer to tell me that Nigeria is a failed state - honestly, I pity such kind of a people, they need help and they need it fast.

the same way you dont think everyone should start washing cars to survive is the same way that not everyone thinks Nigeria is a failed state, doomed and sick like you always want us to beleive.

the country is not working- the country is not working - stay there and moan, while others make money and are happy in the same country, even common artisans make so much money in the same country you think has no hope - on saturday, I took my car for a wash in a roadside car was in abuja, and four young boys, with water from the road side tap, ekes out their living washing cars, i bet you will say it is a demeaning job - I purposely stayed with these guys for 5 hours, and these guys earns 500 naira washing one car - in five hours I was there, they washed over 15 cars - multiply that by 500 naira and assume they wash double or tripple that in a day, which i am sure they will wash more, and you can assume how much money they make on a daily basis. yet, everyone is suffering in your own yeye eye -

Same thin in London, a lot of folks eke out their living washing cars and making money, so, before you tell me that car washing is a bad thing to do, i can refer you to London and show you how many of our Nigerian graduates do the same thing in Londodn, washing cars - and you will just wise up.

the only way to make critics like B. O. S. S. and KOBOJUNKIE keep quiet is for Fashola to press on with projects like this and make sure he doesnt listen to any of such meaningless avocados - i thought this was going to raise so much meaningless discourse like the CCTV thing did! Look at them even saying kudos to Fashola, the same man they had hitherto called names for daring to initiate the CCTV project. hmmm - we now know Fashola knows better than these egg heads - te hehe -tetetetet,

@Seun

why why why - u r too good - come o - are you single still? I have a suggestion for you, why not marry KOBOJUNKIE? if you do, she will be the happiest person on earth, she will ROFLMAO till death do the two of you part, please SEUN, do not ignore this my humble cry.

@Asha 80

I am so happy for you that you saw the news on Punch Newspaper as well - wow - you must be very clever o - who asked you where you saw the news, or what has this buffonery answer got to do with my comments?

Another case of unfounded speculations and a case of a loud mouthed journalist who writes without putting foward any meaningful solution to the problem, writer - what solution do you think will work, this is what we are interested in, not in writting thesis about the problems - we all know the problem exists - what solution will you profer- if you have nothing to proffer, then go sleep.

another stupid diasporian.

@konquest

U are the only one who ever made sence.