₦airaland Forum

yes o - fiften of my girlfriends called me today to say they are all pregnant - oh boy - my mind cut like say hen - before i realised it was April fool, I don buy ticket to jet out to Iraq where none of them will see me, but glad it was all April fool.

whats the problem with that - if you as a man see woman wey yin like, yin no go approach am? So if these ladies sees a man they like and they think asking for pop corn will do the trick, why not, in fact, for me, from today, i will never go there without two bucket fulls of pop corn in my hand, and any lady that approaches me for one, I will gladly ask her, do you want a pop corn and a fok after!

@poster

You are a crab.

each time i fall in love, i have my eyes glued on the moda foking pussy.

please send her to me make i fok the living hell out of her darn worn out pu ssy, she go know say khaki na the same as leather - i dey wait o.

tkb417:
I-laugh
he was actually refering to a country to be stupid
when they wont face thier books while in school.
The educated illiterates we have in this country is the reason why the country is "stupid"

When people say the country is stupid, i am in my mind actually saying that starts with you talking, am i right?

Each time I f uck, which at a normal day can be up to six times, therefor, i bath say six times a day.

9ice wey just call me say he get one babe wey him wan make i run, na im these shuku shuku peeps they say broke, na una di ck go break into two parts in the process of insertion.

@Em2Va

I detest you because each time your girlfriend wants you to fok her, you are on NairaLand, and each time you fok her, you refuse to c um on time because your whole mind, body and soul is focussed on NairaLand while she sobs for you to fok her like if there is no tomorrow.

The guy/lady who said "stupid country" - who realy are you referring to? Who is the country?

this is called pu ssy and di ck till death do them past, i imagine the long hard dick penetrating the soft lusciously haired pu ssy while the woman shouts in pleasre and the man pumps his di ck in a fashion that makes the pap burst out in an explosion that makes the lavas of a volcanoe an easy game in the highlands of the himalayas.

Poster

Na you be bitch number one for this world. gbwam.

wetin go drive em go soon come, mark my words - dem go soon see say khaki no be d same thing as leather.

@Poster

Show me any car imported inti Nigeria without an odometer rollback and I will show you virgin grandmas in Peru.

Siena Siena - ma da[b] grace [/b] of da lord abide with you.

why make them feel so important by begging them to return home? You no know say their head go dey swell, even the ones among them wey be say na toilet him/she dey clean for abroad, him go dey feel important, abeg leave dem make dem rot for there,

who wants them to return home anyway, thy will come and spoil the country the more. F them.

@Poster,

You are like a man with a whittered di ck,

Likes of Martins, Utaka, Yobo etc. Wetin una think?

The solution to our soccer is for all of us to desisit from sex for one month.

Martins - that goal you missed would invariably cost us the world cup.

Between me and Taiye Taiwo, who ugly pass?

Mozambique -

No be gra gra be football o.

@Redman

Go and buy a good telly -

go give Martins some heels make him tall small na,

is 4 goals to 5.

its cos of people like u.

@Poster

Are you a christian and do you read your bible at all? If you do, you will know that we are admonished in the bible that if anyone slaps us on the right cheek, we should also turn the left cheek to the person to also slap in return, thus, when you husband slapped you, did you turn the other side for him to also slap? If you didnt, pls do so tonite. Also, dont you know that the bible also admonish us to forgive as many times as possible, in fact in 70 times 70 times, thats the admonishion. So quit whining here and get your hubby's di ck back pounding your hot juicy wet pussie.

meaningless thread.