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@LuvLawyer

See your username self, it points to the fact that your mind is full of sex and sexual thoughts that you even hear it on the other line whn you make a call, your pu ssy will always be we and moist i am sure of that.

POster

I hear kobojunkie is seriously looking, why not hook up with her.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/35/20090305/ten-rihanna-marries-chris-brown-764dee7.html

This na wetin dem dey call nponkwem. Abi. Beat me, I beat you, God no go vex.

Poster

I think your are the devil and satan all rolled up in one. I am sure by the time I read that book you are talking about, I will be looking for you to hit your stupid head with a long dangling stick.

Give him your mother fucking butt hole to Bleep until the cows come home.

@Nuzo

I will assume you havent been in Lagos or in Nigeria within the past two years., hence you can make that statement.

You are calling yourself an exparte? you make me laugh .

we dont discuss evolution because it is simply rubbish.

the main problem i have had with the two cars is that i alays catch loads of girls when i roll in the touareg but fewer girls when i am in the cayenne.

@Poster

God punish you - who tell you say my guy broke, guy wey fiti buy you. u dey craze.

Yes, lets join hands in appealing to them to come home, home is better my brother.

sista-jay:
The case of the Ex. . . . . . . . for a while mine refused to go away quietly, claimin no one can do him like I do!

Wow - aint you the luckiest human being living?

sista-jay:
We have nothin in common (opposite attract), hence the fireworks everyday, and its bein eight years of dat!! We do love each other like crazy!

Wow - eight long years - how have you done it? Keep it up o.

sista-jay:
What can I say, im ten years older than my man and we've been together eight years!!

wow - Eight years is a realy long time, keep it up Sista!

Civilised people use more civilised means to make their protest known, see how few unknown galatians go disgrace themselves in the name of protest? I pity them, who dem theu fight for?

Stupid people - see wetin credit crunch don cause o - dem no get work again for London, dem come turn to thugry, chei.

Another bunch of lies from the "foreign press" - the day this post was made, the dollar fell from an all time high of 187 to 175, and yet odili.net carried a very false report.

kiss him or her daily so you can get used to the toilet smelling mouth.

As usual - the diasporians will rubbish it as not necessary.

Good stuff from the government, we support your initiative. Talking of the diasporians - their noises are vanishing because they know that the country is going in the right direction, hmmm, one day, they will become so irrelivant so much so they will all eat poison because Naija is now a great country.

Cant someone just tell them that they are no more relivant?

@^^^

Craziness is a state of the mind.

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly.
He came in just after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. The special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house.
Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in tow.
They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were.
The wife was in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head as the wife shouted, don't do it!
This man has been very generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He is the one who paid for the Prado I bought for you.
He paid for this house we now own.
He gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the Air tickets we use for travel.
He also pays our children's school fees (Baobab, Chengelo & AIBT) and even for that suit and the others you wear.
He even pays our monthly dues!
Shaking in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked: what would you do if it were you?
The driver said; cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.
So guys, what will you do if it were you?

if he/she fails to show up on "Valantine's" day, I will ask him or her to show up on "Valentine's" day instead.

how many of these so called rich men has billions of dollars in bank loans dangling over their heads unpaid, both in their business name and on their name, and yet you list them here as tem richest people in Nigeria- remove their bank loans and you will see that they are not as rich as you are claiming here.

One time alone is not enough - let him see you with more men and he will wake up to see what he is missing.

Only 500 dollars.

Poster,

Your name is Diva- yet you let this man threat you like an ordinary woman, dont you know what Divas are made of?

its called keeping it in the family.