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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Advice, If It's Worth Moving Back To Nigeria? by ilaugh1: 3:00pm On Apr 06, 2009
@Poster

There are people with better credentials who have moved back to Nigeria and are doing great - kini big deal?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Launches 10,000 Cctv Cameras by ilaugh1: 2:57pm On Apr 06, 2009
Sky-walker:
This guy is the best. FASHOLA FOR PRESIDENT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Although, they need to find a way of getting people identities in thier database so they could always know any one who commits crime profiles and stuff. although its not easy but this is a f--king major development in Lagos State. it might not be very efficient from the start but surely they will develop it more.Fashola is really trying to make lagos state the hottest state in africa

With people like this.i feel proud to come back  to Nigeria
Who "f--king" needs you back in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Launches 10,000 Cctv Cameras by ilaugh1: 2:56pm On Apr 06, 2009
blacksta:
impressive  - i need to move back home and be a part of this development .  information technology is my arena  i have been opportuned to see a lot of tried and tested innovations here in europe.  Fashola has definately got the WILL for change.
I will be the first to stop you from coming to the same home you and your likes have rained curses and aspersion on so much.
TravelRe: Another Nigerian Jumped From 7th Floor In Guangzhou. by ilaugh1: 11:53am On Apr 06, 2009
yOU and your likes are the ones that gives Nigeria a bad name and you come here on NairaLand to criticise anything Nigeria - na only 7th floor - very soon y'all will be jumping from the 25th floor to escape the wrath of the law - but as y'al know - there is no hiding place for the sinner.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Null by ilaugh1: 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2009
most of us that started foking at your age also had the same problem - but we overtook the fear by being so bold, you know what, every lady wants a fok, so, why fear to ask her for one? Just go to the one you see and like, say to her with a staright face - hello baby o - can i make you my baby o - say, can we be foking ourselves. That is the ultimate cure for your fear - boy o boy - watch where you will be in three years from now, you would have foked a legion, i mean a legion of pussies so much that when they call pussy cat and you are nearby, even the pussy cat will run from you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama's Hug With The Queen Of England Sparks Controversy. by ilaugh1: 2:53pm On Apr 05, 2009
u too get time - dont u know d British press by now?
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Men Are Nasty And Loud? by ilaugh1: 2:46pm On Apr 05, 2009
@Topic

I agree with you - but dont proto type - the ones you meat abroad are the worst type of Nigerians, and hey are the ones who gives the country a bad image, an average Nigerian, especially the ones who live in Nigeria, are different in many ways than the ones you meet abroad.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 2:34pm On Apr 05, 2009
vanitty:
Imagine the audacity our beloved country Nigeria not invited!! Talking of development alone we are far better than all the countries that sat there, after all we enjoy daily power supply, good transportation and many more

Hmmm jokes apart
Why on earth will he even think he deserves it? And he better stop lamenting and better put his house in order then MAYBE his dreams will come true
Even if they invited him he should be too ashamed to show his face. As someone correctly said what will he say there?
He will at least tell all other countries to send the stupid Nigerians who spoil their country and also spoil Nigeria, he will have an oportunity to tell them to send them packing out of their country.
RomanceRe: I Have Problem Dealing With My Wife's Past Relationship by ilaugh1: 6:06pm On Apr 04, 2009
@Poster

You are a congolese withered di ck man - go and ask your ex women how your performances were and come back to use it to brag to your wife.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 5:54pm On Apr 04, 2009
I can now see that the cold in the places you stay have turned your thinking faculties into something that is worth nothing less that the toilet roll that i use to wipe my sweet butt - you reasonings and arguments are so devoid of wisdom but hatred for the man Yar Adua and for the country Nigeria - so, I am saying, what can you guys add to the country Nigeria - nothing, you are all so mhyred in a state of blind egotism that you think nothing less of the fact that Nigeria cant progress and that the only way Nigeria can progress is for us to listen to the rubbish talks you all post on NairaLand- how can that be? How on earth or what on earth do you want Yar Adua to say? To say that his country is one of the worst country in the whole world? when actually the index to measure the state of the nation outside the country is to look at the lifestyle of the so called Nigerians outside and the whole world will conclude how nasty the counry Nigeria is. If your thoughts and speeches on NairaLand is actually an indication of the wisdom you all posess- then Nigeria should be sen in a very great light by people outside Nigeria, but since you, the so called representative of Nigeria, seen and judged by people outside Nigeria, you are all seen as worthless non entities, so, how come you come to NairaLand to talk rubbish, rubbish and rubbish,
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In East London. . . by ilaugh1: 5:21pm On Apr 03, 2009
Thats Nigerians worldwide for you - a whole bunch of disgrace to themselves.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 5:07pm On Apr 03, 2009
Y'all come home and make a change - like you who drives London buses, come home and drive molue - you who sweeps the train in Liverpool Station, come home and sweep trains at Oshodi, you who do parking attendant in London, come to Ikeja CBD and issue tickets at car parks, you who wipe old people's butts, come to Old peoples home at Sabo and wipe butts, these ways you will contribute your own quota to the country Nigeria - but as long as you cant do all that, sit your stinking butt where you are and let Naija people be - bumper to bumper.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 4:53pm On Apr 03, 2009
blacksta:
I say sharrap again -  Those in Nigeria have tough skin for poverty and all the other nonsense we all use to  enjoy on daily basis fortunately someone of us have tasted life on the other side and guarantee you that  we are having more postive impact than you on ground would ever have
Another arrant nonsence - I bet millions are still in Nigeria whose lifestyle and whatever life they taste daily are better than yours that you think is worth being proud about.

I realy wonder what these so called diasporians have to offer the country - of course nothing - all they have to offer is abuse, courses, criticism and all what nots, which one day will dry up and they wont have anything else to rant and moan about, but trust me, they will always want to find relevance - chei.
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by ilaugh1: 11:25am On Apr 03, 2009
@Poster

I pity you so much - make ai ask you, u be virgin? As in, have you inserted your di ck into a womans pu ssy b4? If your answer is yes, then common, go ahead and tell the girl, but if your answer is no, then, dont dare, becasue i can forsee you stutering when asking, and i can forsee a dirty slap from the girl, you get me?
PoliticsWhat Are The Indices Of The Current Global Economic Meltdown In Nigeria! by ilaugh1(op): 11:22am On Apr 03, 2009
The meltdown is obvious in developd countries:

Job losses

Crash in the property market

Credit crunch - noone ready to lend

Banks collapsng - declaring losses

Lower purchasing power of currency

Loss in mortages/homes

These indices are so apparent in America/Europe - what are the indices in Nigeria.

Pls note, this is not a Naija bashing discourse.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 11:18am On Apr 03, 2009
Ibime:
Sharrap. Keep accepting the current malaise. Your country will only get worse. Govt is by the people. We only realised it when we came abroad.
hahahahah - you must be the only one abroad?
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 11:04am On Apr 03, 2009
As usually the case - all diasporians think the same, are you surprised? The same meaningless argument, calling the President of "their" country sick, stupid and mad - which kind of people are these? No wonder you all stay away and write rubbish, a country you despice so much can not add any iota of value to your life, so why not just live her and her leaders alone while y'all f off?
PoliticsRe: Major Expressways For Concessioning-yar' Adua by ilaugh1: 10:51am On Apr 03, 2009
Una dey craze too much - nothing wey una understand, you just need to shut up and keep quiet instead of criticising every step the government takes, una hear?
RomanceRe: Ladies: Could You Possibly Date Your Driver? by ilaugh1: 10:34am On Apr 03, 2009
Studies has shown that women can fok anything that moves once they are in a sexual state called freudal ignite stage - at this time, not only the driver can do, even if it was the cook, he will be adequately foked to his heart desire.
RomanceRe: Can You Go On A Date With Someone Younger To You? by ilaugh1: 5:04pm On Apr 02, 2009
you fool.

pussy and d ck get age difference?
RomanceRe: I'm Confused Btw "mother Or Daugther"! by ilaugh1: 5:02pm On Apr 02, 2009
POster

You are a fool- you better be a man and fok the two women expressly.
RomanceRe: What Should She Do? by ilaugh1: 3:24pm On Apr 02, 2009
All this long english - just let her go to the guy and tell him how much she wants him to be foking her, simple.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Contract Job With Total (200k) Vs Masters In The Uk: Which Do U Prefer? by ilaugh1: 11:51am On Apr 02, 2009
myboo

Masters in what? And from which school and country?
Christianity EtcRe: Another Nigerian Pastor Involved In A Scam (Sunday Adelaja) by ilaugh1: 5:59pm On Apr 01, 2009
no proof yet.
FoodRe: What Is The Razzest Food That U Just Lurv?share! by ilaugh1: 5:54pm On Apr 01, 2009
Rat cheesy
RomanceRe: Would You Lie To Be At Peace With A Man? by ilaugh1: 5:53pm On Apr 01, 2009
how can lie ever bring peace?
HealthRe: How Many Times Do You Take Your Bath/shower Daily? by ilaugh1: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2009
Ultrame:
You must have turned white from dumping too much fluid. lol

take it easy o!
You are so so correct, you must be a witch - hahahahaha.

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