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Kobojunkie

I want to fok you on christmas day, under clean white linen sheets, candle lit , cosy lavender perfume, common - make it real.

My prophesies for 2009


1. Many people will have their pricks returned inside the legal pussies in the year 2009

2. Many pussies that are gumming together due to lack of diks will resurect and become wet in the first quarter of 2009

3. Many withered diks will suddenly jerk up on a sunday morning

4. Many holes shall have sticks poking inside them daily in the second quarter

5. There shall be many more sex freaks on NairaLand

6. Ribadu shall sleep with Fashola's pregnant wife as he records it on a webcam

7. Obj shall go to Spain for tommy tuck

8. Seun shall get married to sistawoman.

9. No more banning on NairaLand.

10. There shall be established a national TV that shows pornography 24/7

some Nigerians deserve nothing but stone as breakfast, lunch and dinner - in summary, they deserve nothing good in life, because if you give them anything good, they will curse you in return, so why bother?

Suddenly, he is now a celebrity. This is what Nigerians and NairaLanders like.

very good thing - welcome development.

I am sure the fagots on NairaLand will write it off as usual.

may ifa chop of your dik@Poster.

Dont mind him - he seems to know more than Merrill Lynch.

Mr Parked in the garage -

diggler:
If u buy a car and park it in your house, the chances of u have any fender benders is like 1 in 1million

However if u take the car out for a spin everyday and try to see what the real speed limits are, ur chances of crashing increase exponentially.

So the drivers of the Nigerian economy have decided to park it at home and take rides in other economies (swiss, cayman islands, etc)

@ Fyneguy, tell me how e no go safe.

and your point is?

whats da big deal about Oshiomole - is it Mr Obashiomolema?

lucabrasi:
i guess we can safely say oshiomole is the first person to reap the benefit of barrack obama's "change we need" at this point in time let us hope and pray he follows in the footsteps of notable leaders by doing what other governors have never done before and showing the younger generations there is a hope for nigeria still because frankly speaking so many millions went against the norm and invested a great deal of hope and expectation on oshiomole, he didint spend hundreds of millions like other governorship aspirants but traded on his immense goodwill being a labou leader so now is payback time

You are a kokombilo for this kind of post - u are a gigolo.

sexyLeamon:
wish you all the best in your presidential campaign, and hope you get another PA

You break my heart - my love.

sexyLeamon:
Would You Sleep With Your Boss To Secure Your Job?

never ever NEVER

Dont speak too soon baby - because i will soon become the president of Nigeria, and I want to make you my PA, but you must sleep with me to get that job - so - never say never.

but do u want to die?

Eziachi:
In a decent society it's abhorrent for a man to touch a woman abusively but for public servant wearing constitutional uniform beating a lady on the street for no just cause is totally unbelievable.
Did this girl has member of state assembly?
Did she has a member of House of representative?
Does she has anyone called a senator representing her?

They should lead the vangard toward the sacking of every single person involved in this coward act from top to bottom.
These same men will go home an cuddle up their own wife but on the street beating someone else wife, sister and daughter.
Where is civil right lawyers and the Nigerian bar association? Isn't this the type of case they should pursue to the highest quarters until justice is done.  When I said I am a Biafran, this is  one of the reason.
Nigeria is a backward nation among civilized nations.

SHAME!! SHAME!!!!!

A decent society?

Like your lovely America??

Police brutality in America - with video

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=police+brutality&search_type=&aq=f

Emad:
Humm 9 ja!! hey
i wonder how any man born of a woman can treat any body like this!

this is disgraceful
In future the camera man should film the faces of the officers doing so and show it on national television and
then let us see what the wives and daughters of these men think about them

check this:

and your lovely America??

Police brutality in America - with video

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=police+brutality&search_type=&aq=f

and your lovely America??

Police brutality in America - with video

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=police+brutality&search_type=&aq=f