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Celebrities › Re: Singer Portable Zazuu Accused Burna Boy Of Ripping Of His Slangs & Music by illicit(m): 3:01pm On Jun 15, 2022
That's his way of talking

Even Burna knows
Literature › Re: Emily Millionaire by illicit(op): 2:48pm On Jun 15, 2022
In memory of MKO
Romance › Re: New Format Alert! Guys Checkout The Trap I Set To Catch My Proud Neighbour by illicit(m): 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2022
grin
Politics › Re: Moment Young Sowore Threatened Nigerian Military Government (Throwback Video) by illicit(m): 8:17am On Jun 15, 2022
Sharp guy
Crime › Re: Mary Ngoshe, Chibok Girl, Rescued With Her Baby By Soldiers (Photo) by illicit(m): 8:15am On Jun 15, 2022
shocked
Romance › Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by illicit(m): 10:50am On Jun 14, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why is that so? grin
I am so bad at everything I do
Education › Re: 10 Religious Cult Groups That Instigated Murders/mass Suicide by illicit(m): 9:23am On Jun 14, 2022
Hypnosis
Romance › Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by illicit(m): 9:19am On Jun 14, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are too bad.. undecided smiley
Yes

I have bad manners
Romance › Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by illicit(m): 9:15am On Jun 14, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Come on.. cheesy cheesy grin cry
wink
Nairaland General › Re: White Panties Are Just The Best! by illicit(m): 7:37am On Jun 14, 2022
Is that u?
Romance › Re: Do You Find Prominent Collarbones Attractive? by illicit(m): 7:29am On Jun 14, 2022
Datboredberri:
No comment? undecided

If it's about my vagina... 5 pages...

Stupid men...
What about ur vagina?


Can we talk about it
Literature › Emily Millionaire by illicit(op): 10:16pm On Jun 12, 2022
Emily Millionaire

Emily Onikaba. Second wife. First lady.
First lady elect. In effect.
Because her husband Money Kudi Owo was and is president elect.
Her husband's friend, hitherto despot,
the vice was Raybanned, Abacha.
Some other Vice was Avarice.
Their Tenant was A Good For Nothing Fellow.
Call him Attache.

The president elect was arrested, tortured, incarcerated by his despot friend.
The first lady elect was about to meet one Queens English speaking diplomat in French speaking Togo

She actually spoke in toungues though
Ofcourse she was a Polyglot and a Linguist.
Just so you know
A Polyglot is not necessarily a Linguist and vice versa

BUT The man in Raybans got wind of this info via the tenant, the snake

There are about fifty shades of grey but what about black?
Do you know there is a reason why people wear black shades
Do you know why?
It's because its not just a fashion, it is more of a statement
It is a mental case.
Like Police case.
Like when you start to dey craze
Yes
Abacha was crazy
Hell nuts
Hell yeah....
Abacha was nuts, he was the case and he also had another case, another nuts called Rogers on any of his own case, so deadly.
He was alive and living life to the fullest, yet he was the parody
The coolest
The foolest.

He sent his mafia to trail the first lady elect
One morning when Mafioso Sergeant Rogers was casing and trailing Emily millionaire when she was headed to Seme
Since she couldn't and wouldn't fly
Her passports and that of her immediate family, ring and caucus confiscated already

In short she was shot the same place Williams was shot decades later in his own car
As well
And Williams would have been governor.
I pour him libation
Fashion › Re: GUYS! This Is The Best Makeup For You!!! by illicit(m): 9:47pm On Jun 12, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


If you like have the best hairdo. Drive the most expensive clean rides. Be built as king LeBron James. Gather pacs like dbanj. Get a thousand houses like the kingdom of heaven.


If your character ain't clean/built/fine to me you are still irresponsible.

He looks clean (responsible) because of haircut. undecided
Body go tell some ladies.
To be candid

Character wise, I am neither the protagonist nor the antagonist

I am the comic relief, the clown grin
Career › Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by illicit(m): 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2022
UnknownQueen:
You mean she's late now?
Yes
Career › Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by illicit(m): 9:23am On Jun 12, 2022
UnknownQueen:
Where's that Yoruba woman that survived that fire accident but got burnt beyond recognition and later released a track that year...

Ojabo KO fo
Ojona KO Ku

Oluwa ti gbe mi leke mo domo la bansi.....hahahahahahahaha
She later fo o
Romance › Re: I Am Prepared For Heaven by illicit(m): 9:18am On Jun 12, 2022
See u in hell wink
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Pause Before You Share - 16 Fake Viral Photos People Believed Were Real by illicit(m): 9:14am On Jun 12, 2022
Cool
Technology Market › Re: Portable Settles Old Beef With His Ghetto Friend And Even Gave Him Money by illicit(m): 7:17am On Jun 12, 2022
O ti zeh
Romance › Re: Parents Share Why They Dislike Their Kids On Reddit... by illicit(m): 9:53pm On Jun 11, 2022
I am scared to have kids in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Owo Church Attack: Tinubu Visits Scene (Video) by illicit(m): 12:03pm On Jun 06, 2022
Where are the culprits when u need dem huh
Health › Re: Mosquitoes Or Heat: Choose Your Poison by illicit(m):
At the University

I lock my door and windows and smoke about 5 wraps of Igbo

The mosquitoes can never fly that night

Even if and when they do

I can't ever know because I am smoked up and my blood will kill them with overdose

I hate their guts and music
Politics › Re: Owo Attack: Insecurity Has Gone Out Of Hands In Nigeria - CAN by illicit(m): 11:53am On Jun 06, 2022
CAN na mumu association abeg

They don't even have a millitant wing in the face of persecution
Politics › Re: Atiku Condemns Owo Catholic Church Attack by illicit(m): 7:45pm On Jun 05, 2022
Owo is not an area council in Ondo state capital tho
Politics › Re: Couple Who Got Married Yesterday Reportedly Among Victims Ondo Terriost Attack by illicit(m): 6:50pm On Jun 05, 2022
So sad
Politics › Re: Akeredolu: Foreigners From Mali Trained In Libya Behind Attack On Owo Church by illicit(m): 6:48pm On Jun 05, 2022
Via Niger Republic?
Romance › Re: Account Of An Alien Abductee Who befriended A Reptilian ET ((Photos)) by illicit(m): 6:32pm On Jun 05, 2022
shocked
Politics › Re: Owo Catholic Church Attack Is Declaration Of War Against Yoruba People— Akintoye by illicit(m): 6:17pm On Jun 05, 2022
CAN na one mumu association
Christianity Etc › Re: Will Bad People Burn In Hell? by illicit(m): 11:45am On Jun 05, 2022
I will not burn in hell in Jesus name Amen
Politics › Re: Who Are Those Buhari Is Always Waving At. (photos). by illicit(m): 10:02am On Jun 05, 2022
Waving to the thin air
Romance › Re: We’re About To Vacate; Kindly Hide Your Husbands – SHS Girls Warn Married Women by illicit(m): 9:51am On Jun 04, 2022
siofra:
Hide which husbandhuh


A husband who will fall for girls like this is not worthy to be a husband.
Na lie
Foreign Affairs › Re: Let Them Fight!; Mike Tyson Goes Philosophical On Ukraine Conflict by illicit(m): 9:50am On Jun 04, 2022
War is normal

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