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Newfoundlove:
I joined NL on January 6, can I participate?

Cc cochtrane

I miss idowuogbo

Where is she?
What happened to her

I will frustrate the debtors life

If they can't produce a president

Why can't they develop one

Haba

Two brothers from d same mother

Wow

See fine boy

So I saw everything she has to offer

I don't wanna Bleep I was very tired, I just went into the toilet and start showering and rinsed my teeth, I didn't have a toothbrush

She was calling me but I didn't answer I was listening if I will hear any commotion from from the street

Princess house was very near

After about 20- 25 minutes I came out of the bathroom, I checked my phone, no calls

She baby was under the duvet looking at me intently

Then there was a gunshot on the street

Or from the street

Gbos
I ducked reflectively

Another one gbos !!


I heard someone blew a whistle within the hotel and I heard feet running and somebody shouting a command, somebody responding and somebody shouting like in pain

She baby was shocked, she tucked herself into the duvet completely and kept repeating Jesus Jesus Jesus

I went and locked the door, I could hear other doors locked

I kept repeating princess princess princess under my breath and moving up and down in the room

The fish was still, very still

Walahi it wasn't swimming around inside the glass

It stood transfixed

I don't know if a fish stoods tho but I don't know which word to use

Until I went near and stamped my feet, the table and it's glass vibrated, the water was disturbed but the fish was not

Is it dead?

Fish, I called

She baby said what? Is it dead?

I called again, Hey fishy!
I whistled
Then there was another gunshot
Gbos!!!


The fish jumped and stated swimming around very fast

Me and Shebaby, we were focused on the fish
Very strange

Our mouths were opened because we were flabbergasted.

Then we heard siren

Lone siren

The sound was not like police, it sounded like ambulance

I jumped into the bed, Shebaby hugged me and pulled me into the duvet she said wait who is princess first

I pointed to the fish....



I didn't wanna Bleep her I just started romancing her, I wasn't having the power or motivation

She said into my ear while licking my ear that do I have condom I said I don't wanna Bleep that I am very hungry, maybe later, maybe
Keyword maybe

In-between kisses tho

I was trying very hard to avoid the kissing so I didn't open my mouth

Her mouth was not smelling bad, just cigarettes but I won't kiss her
I don't even know her name

I don't even know her at all

I was even still thinking she was a runs girl

She looked clean and her breast was firm

So I quickly remembered that at school, there were many girls like that too
U can meet them now and Bleep them now but it still don't mean that they sleep around

That's when she dropped the bombshell

She said, Do you know that I am a corper?

I said what?

She said yes now, that she just returned from camp and didn't wanna stay in the family house

She said she knows I think she is a runs girl

I said hmmmm....

She said oya fvck me with this your long dick, it's been a long three weeks to cut the long story short

I said no, I no do

She said yes o, u go Bleep and started to drag my dick and opening her pot

I use style style to smell her pot

It wasnt smelling bad

I use two of my fingers to open it and inspect it thoroughly....

I looked at the fish, do you know that the fish was fixed again and looking at us

I didn't know that Shebaby was looking too

She said what's ur name sef, I said Prince

She said where did u bring this ur princess fish from, the palace

I laughed and she looked really curious, she wasn't bad looking, infact she has dimples and gap teeth....

I said it's my friends

She said I think it can hear us

I said yes it seems so

The fish was swimming now and probably hungry for food or wants to mate

I was gonna get it food and maybe a female later

Before I know it Shebaby has started sucking my dick....

Yeah

That was when somebody banged at the door GBAH GBAH GBAH
and my phone rang simultaneously. U know the intro of dagrin Pon pon pon

That's my ringtone, it's a series of gunshots
Machine gun, tatatatatatatatata....


We all jumped.... Including the fish





Ishilove
Candidlady
Lalasticlala
Jeon

U go buy me join o

5 btc

U said u were both tired

I didn't know that sex gives energy

Davido, u hear?

Omodua:
He is a Fulani from Ilorin.

Thank u jare

Moferere:
Despite the fact that his origin was boldly written there, you still dey ask mumu questions

His origin is Ilorin

So what are u saying exactly

Na fulani

U do well

Mortuary abi cemetery attendant

Awwwww

Miyetti Allah

Pray for them

RIP

Wow

enonche85:
My comment is a proverb, I'm not implying you are a thief.

I know

enonche85:
Na thief dey sabi thief pass...

Na spoil I spoil I no dey thief

Yahoo

He for don settle those boys jare

All these for no happen