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Christianity Etc › Re: The Pastor That Wears Ladies Heel according to “God” by illicit(m): 1:18pm On Apr 25, 2022
undecided

Politics › Re: The Lion Someone Saw In Jos Zoo by illicit(m): 12:15pm On Apr 25, 2022
Christistruth00:
If they cannot afford meat for the lion they should at least feed them with Cow, sheep and goat bones

Go to the local abattoirs and find what is freely available

They will have a better result than this

It will be very easy to understand why if nobody wants the responsibility of feeding those Lions in their Cage
Lol

Lion no dey eat bone nah

Na cat
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 With Fresh Human Head & Hands In Kwara (Graphic Pix) by illicit(m): 11:08am On Apr 25, 2022
lexy20I4:
Sometime I feel that we men don't deserve to be on earth,I mean can we just get wiped out from earth permanently if that will stop all these calamity?
From rape to ritual to theft and other craze crime na we dey do am.

If I hear or see any idvvt insult or blame women on this forum make thunder faya that person because we will never talk about this instead na to dey talk about wetin women wear and how Dem dey live their life.

So many dvvmb men making this world very uncomfortable to live in, everyday one live with fear of not to get robbed or killed by our fellow gender,street killing na we, fighting fvvlishly na we,but instead of some of us to create topic and educate the fvvlish ones here no na to carry woman matter for head dey drag them like mugu,set of BST.
The truth be say we men are responsible for the problems going on around the world,idvvts are free to curse themself oo,I no send.
But u said u are a cultist

Why are u now complaininghuh
Romance › Re: Alice In Yonderland (Friction) by illicit(op):
So before I tell the story of Alicia

Let me continue with this episode....

I went straight to princess house just across the street, how could a waitress at a night club afford to live there and drive that car, she must have a sponsor. it's Ijapo estate Men
Pls fathom it.

I didn't have to think long or stay long, so I just immediately told her that there are drug officers or cops at the hotel

She was shocked and then she started parking

Before I left I told her to meet me at her club
She said no, they will find her that I should go to another hotel and call her that she will explain

To me?
Explain what?
Why?
She said not to worry

Okay o, I don't know what I am getting myself into, neck deep....

She repeated she was gonna explain later

I hurriedly walk out of the compound.
She told me to take her pet with me
It was a little pink fish in a jar or vase or glass I don't know exactly what to call it
It wasn't even up to 20 hours that we met and I was already enjoying the drama
We had already fvcked now we are getting to the sitcom but I feel like there's a storm coming but I didn't care, afterall my mum is dead....

I went back to the restaurant
I kept the fish on the counter

The Bargirl or should I say waitress was probably in the toilet I hear water rushing somewhere within, the music from the TV was not loud, there was nobody

I called that babe I met there earlier, let's call her She baby

She said I should come to her room
I said she should come back to the restaurant first

Ok

I took water from the chiller and gulped it to half and I was still at the counter

The fish was looking at me, I have to think what to feed it later I know I can't give it water


The water from a toilet was still rushing within

When She baby entered, she said hey baby, she smiled to me. She even hugged me

She saw the fish, she was like awwwww see this cute thing. She even kissed the glass

I asked her if she liked it, she said yes
I said Ok
She said she didn't see it there before i said yes that's because I just came with. That a courier guy in a car just delivered it now and I put it there, she said oh, I said yeah

I wouldn't want the cops to see it and I have to take it to my room

So I told her we can take it to my room

She said why don't I come to her room that she wants you be under her duvet
I said she don't need a duvet
She said she likes it warm under duvet and under the AC undecided

I said I can keep it warm and still cold like the AC wink
When we entered the room, I switched off my phone, I played some music from the collection that Princess gave me

The fish like blues, Princess told me, I never knew that fish can hear....


She baby too likes blues and she was smoking a cigarette that smells sweet like mint.

I wasn't going to fvck her but her eyes was saying I should come and fvck her

I went and stood by the window looking towards the gate, I can see anybody going in or out

I saw the officers going out of the hotel in battle dress and formation
They were Anti Narcotics
I switched on my phone

I smiled


I knew Princess would have left the house, the officers will get there and not find anybody or any fish

But then something crossed my mind that it couldn't have been Princess and her little fish that they all came to carry....
When I told her there were officers at the hotel, she didn't call anybody on her phone
She knows what to do or she has a plan already?

Something was fishy

I was still deep in thought when I heard a bedroom voice behind me, it said "Baby"

When I turned back
I saw shebaby, totally naked on my hotel bed.
She was feeling the blues and fingering herself....
I opened my mouth I don't know what to say



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Romance › Re: Nigerian Twins Marry Same Bride On The Same Day (Photos, Video) by illicit(m): 7:59am On Apr 25, 2022
Perverts
Politics › Re: Good Morning Niland: I Came In Peace by illicit(m): 7:46am On Apr 25, 2022
Zoo is synonymous
Crime › Re: Kano Hisbah Impounds 250 Cartons Of Beer by illicit(m): 7:14am On Apr 25, 2022
So person wey dey Kano no fit shayo
Crime › Re: Two Suspected Ritualists Arrested With Fresh Human Head And Hands In Kwara by illicit(m): 7:12am On Apr 25, 2022
shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Ill-mannered 'Christians' On Nairaland (Repent & Change Your Attitude) by illicit(m): 7:10am On Apr 25, 2022
Let them know....
Education › Re: Miss Faith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" And Best In The World (photo) by illicit(m): 6:59am On Apr 25, 2022
Jay5mie:
Stop comparing kids, leads to mental instability
Anything on the internet can be compared
Culture › Re: Meet Baba Kekere, A 135years Old Man Who Has Served 3 Alafin Of Oyo by illicit(m): 6:36am On Apr 25, 2022
That man no reach like that abeg....
Crime › Re: Ogun Police Arrest Man For Raping 20-year-old In Church (photo) by illicit(m): 10:11pm On Apr 24, 2022
Emperorx:
How are u sure the story is true
undecided
Education › Re: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by illicit(m): 9:13pm On Apr 24, 2022
candidbabe:
Everything is wrong with this contraption called Nigeria.

An old man like the Alafin of oyo being a vice chancellor of a university...
What does he have to offer?

APC has ruined this country
Government of old foooools
Chancellor not vice Chancellor
Education › Re: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by illicit(m): 9:11pm On Apr 24, 2022
diplomat058:
Yeah, supposedly. But the Nigerian constitution doesn't recognize anyone as a King as Nigerian is a Republic. Unlike Japanese constitution that recognizes the Emperor as a symbol Head of Japan
So you see that the new Oyo is a town and not even a city talk more of na empire

His great grandfather founded the new town after the old Oyo empire collapsed
He is the the king of Oyo not an emperor
Politics › Re: NURTW: MC Oluomo, Istijaba Factions Engage In Bloody Clashes by illicit(m): 8:07pm On Apr 24, 2022
Gbas gbos
Romance › Re: Comrade, Can You Do This??? Pic by illicit(m): 8:04pm On Apr 24, 2022
Lol
Nairaland General › Re: Pandemonium As Security Operatives Kill Three In Kwara Community by illicit(m): 8:04pm On Apr 24, 2022
shocked
Politics › Re: The Lion Someone Saw In Jos Zoo by illicit(m): 8:02pm On Apr 24, 2022
Make dem kuku kill d lions use am do pepper soup

shocked
Education › Re: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by illicit(m):
jidamsel43:
You drank what did not suit your system. Can you define an empire?
Oyo Atiba is an empire?

We're u even at school at allhuh
Education › Re: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by illicit(m):
diplomat058:
shut up and learn. The Empire of Japan was dissolved by McArthur in 1945 when a pacifist constitution was made for the Japanese.

Why do they still regard the monarch as the Emperor of Japan all over the world?
So in your mind

Alaafin is an emperor grin

The present day Benin is an empire too
Education › Re: University Of Maiduguri Mourns It’s Chancellor, The Alaafin Of Oyo. by illicit(m): 7:56pm On Apr 24, 2022
timefarm:
You are the illiterate here
shocked
Education › Re: Miss Faith Odunsi Crowned "Mathematics Queen" And Best In The World (photo) by illicit(m):
Thank u for making us proud

2face daughter dey open breast

10 years old na cowgirl
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla, Acquires New Benz (Photos) by illicit(m): 7:26pm On Apr 24, 2022
Hi new whip
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel And Palestine Conflict Will Soon Escalate by illicit(m): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2022
Amen
Celebrities › Re: Tushbee Talks About Few Benefits Of Swallowing Sperm by illicit(m): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2022
What did she mean by 'Uncle swallow sperm " huh
Crime › Re: Housewife Kills Housegirl, Makes It Look Like Suicide. by illicit(m): 7:21pm On Apr 24, 2022
Say no to domestic violence
Celebrities › Re: The Late Alaafin of Oyo was excellent in English language by illicit(m): 5:33pm On Apr 24, 2022
Yes now

He was well schooled and groomed
Celebrities › Re: Oòni Of Ife Gifts Portable Bundles Of Cash As He Pays Him Visit In His Palace by illicit(m): 5:26pm On Apr 24, 2022
No be juju be dat?
Romance › Re: Groom's Father Disrupts Wedding Party, Asks DJ To Play Only Christian Music by illicit(m): 5:23pm On Apr 24, 2022
Ehen

Play Saint Janet - Sinners chapel now

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