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Christistruth00:Lol Lion no dey eat bone nah Na cat |
lexy20I4:But u said u are a cultist Why are u now complaining ![]() |
So before I tell the story of Alicia Let me continue with this episode.... I went straight to princess house just across the street, how could a waitress at a night club afford to live there and drive that car, she must have a sponsor. it's Ijapo estate Men Pls fathom it. I didn't have to think long or stay long, so I just immediately told her that there are drug officers or cops at the hotel She was shocked and then she started parking Before I left I told her to meet me at her club She said no, they will find her that I should go to another hotel and call her that she will explain To me? Explain what? Why? She said not to worry Okay o, I don't know what I am getting myself into, neck deep.... She repeated she was gonna explain later I hurriedly walk out of the compound. She told me to take her pet with me It was a little pink fish in a jar or vase or glass I don't know exactly what to call it It wasn't even up to 20 hours that we met and I was already enjoying the drama We had already fvcked now we are getting to the sitcom but I feel like there's a storm coming but I didn't care, afterall my mum is dead.... I went back to the restaurant I kept the fish on the counter The Bargirl or should I say waitress was probably in the toilet I hear water rushing somewhere within, the music from the TV was not loud, there was nobody I called that babe I met there earlier, let's call her She baby She said I should come to her room I said she should come back to the restaurant first Ok I took water from the chiller and gulped it to half and I was still at the counter The fish was looking at me, I have to think what to feed it later I know I can't give it water The water from a toilet was still rushing within When She baby entered, she said hey baby, she smiled to me. She even hugged me She saw the fish, she was like awwwww see this cute thing. She even kissed the glass I asked her if she liked it, she said yes I said Ok She said she didn't see it there before i said yes that's because I just came with. That a courier guy in a car just delivered it now and I put it there, she said oh, I said yeah I wouldn't want the cops to see it and I have to take it to my room So I told her we can take it to my room She said why don't I come to her room that she wants you be under her duvet I said she don't need a duvet She said she likes it warm under duvet and under the AC ![]() I said I can keep it warm and still cold like the AC ![]() When we entered the room, I switched off my phone, I played some music from the collection that Princess gave me The fish like blues, Princess told me, I never knew that fish can hear.... She baby too likes blues and she was smoking a cigarette that smells sweet like mint. I wasn't going to fvck her but her eyes was saying I should come and fvck her I went and stood by the window looking towards the gate, I can see anybody going in or out I saw the officers going out of the hotel in battle dress and formation They were Anti Narcotics I switched on my phone I smiled I knew Princess would have left the house, the officers will get there and not find anybody or any fish But then something crossed my mind that it couldn't have been Princess and her little fish that they all came to carry.... When I told her there were officers at the hotel, she didn't call anybody on her phone She knows what to do or she has a plan already? Something was fishy I was still deep in thought when I heard a bedroom voice behind me, it said "Baby" When I turned back I saw shebaby, totally naked on my hotel bed. She was feeling the blues and fingering herself.... I opened my mouth I don't know what to say Ishilove Smellysperm Justcruise Ntiobaeneke Candidlady Jeon Meekysmudger Jovial2june beezman |
Perverts |
Zoo is synonymous |
So person wey dey Kano no fit shayo |
Let them know.... |
Jay5mie:Anything on the internet can be compared |
That man no reach like that abeg.... |
Emperorx: ![]() |
candidbabe:Chancellor not vice Chancellor |
diplomat058:So you see that the new Oyo is a town and not even a city talk more of na empire His great grandfather founded the new town after the old Oyo empire collapsed He is the the king of Oyo not an emperor |
Gbas gbos |
Lol |
Make dem kuku kill d lions use am do pepper soup |
jidamsel43:Oyo Atiba is an empire? We're u even at school at all ![]() |
diplomat058:So in your mind Alaafin is an emperor ![]() The present day Benin is an empire too |
timefarm: |
Thank u for making us proud 2face daughter dey open breast 10 years old na cowgirl |
Hi new whip |
Amen |
What did she mean by 'Uncle swallow sperm " ![]() |
Say no to domestic violence |
Yes now He was well schooled and groomed |
No be juju be dat? |
Ehen Play Saint Janet - Sinners chapel now |
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