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Celebrities › Re: Photo:like Father Like Son: Teacher Says 3 Girls Are Fighting Over Wizkid's Tife by illicit(m): 7:45pm On Dec 08, 2021
Star boy
Politics › Re: Aregbesola: I Won’t Resign Over Frequent Jailbreaks by illicit(m): 7:41pm On Dec 08, 2021
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Why My Marriage To Laila Ended — Ned Nwoko by illicit(m): 7:22pm On Dec 08, 2021
Wow
Education › Re: Reaction As Boy Who Moved Many With His Campaign Speech Loses Election (Videos) by illicit(m): 4:08pm On Dec 08, 2021
shocked

No qualms tho

That's the beauty of sportsmanship
Romance › Re: I Can't Go 48hrs Without Having Sex! by illicit(m): 1:57pm On Dec 08, 2021
grin
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Protests On Railway, Demands DSS To Give Nnamdi Kanu Food (Video) by illicit(m): 1:55pm On Dec 08, 2021
This guy tho undecided
Politics › Re: FG To Collaborate With Isreal On Poverty Reduction, Youth Development by illicit(m): 1:52pm On Dec 08, 2021
Nothing good will come out
Foreign Affairs › Re: Merkel Bows Out After 16 Years, Olaf Scholz Takes Over As New German Chancellor by illicit(m): 1:44pm On Dec 08, 2021
Fvck Hitler
Romance › Re: What Is The Strangest Story You Heard On Radio by illicit(m): 1:42pm On Dec 08, 2021
I heard a man married his daughter and only got to know several years later
Education › Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Police Investigate 4 More Dowen College Students by illicit(m): 1:36pm On Dec 08, 2021
shocked
Celebrities › Re: Meet Amar Bharati Who Has Raised His Hand For 45 Years (Pictures) by illicit(m): 1:32pm On Dec 08, 2021
Lazy man

E no get handwork ni
Crime › Re: Thief Given Soft Drink, Asked To Dance To Avoid Punishment (video) by illicit(m): 11:01am On Dec 08, 2021
Nice people
Crime › Re: More Details Emerge About 7-year-old Girl Murdered And Kept In A Cooler by illicit(m): 10:58am On Dec 08, 2021
shocked

Ur story no even join
Travel › Re: Family Of Four, Student Dies As Car Crashes At UNILORIN Dam by illicit(m): 9:47am On Dec 08, 2021
Haaaa it's not good bye

It's see u again

Better by far
Romance › Re: I Am Being Emotionally Blackmailed To Date by illicit(m): 9:45am On Dec 08, 2021
Fvck one of their sisters
Celebrities › Re: 'Ogun Kill You' - Daddy Freeze Replies Instagram Troll by illicit(m): 9:14am On Dec 08, 2021
shocked
Family › Re: Family Festive Giveaway by illicit(m): 9:12am On Dec 08, 2021
OK

I will get them to make a video call and I will ask questions

They must present credentials to prove that it's a family
Education › Re: 10 Distinct Things You Probably Think Are The Same by illicit(m): 9:08am On Dec 08, 2021
Nice one
Nairaland General › Re: Pity Killing And The Yoruba Proverb Of Ikúkú Yá Jè'sín, A Criminal Homicide? by illicit(m): 8:15pm On Dec 07, 2021
Ori agba re, o San ju oju agba re lo....


Some deaths are better than some form of living
Education › Re: Idogbo Secondary Students Edo Destroy School Properties, Attack Principal, Polic by illicit(m): 5:52pm On Dec 06, 2021
shocked
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ooni, Oba Of Benin To Grace Owa Of Idanre’s 45th Coronation Anniversar by illicit(m): 5:51pm On Dec 06, 2021
Idanre

Nice town
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by illicit(m): 4:59pm On Dec 06, 2021
Can I eat in front of my galhuh
Romance › Re: If You See These Guys With Your Girlfriend What Would You Do(photo) by illicit(m): 4:56pm On Dec 06, 2021
She must have told them that I won't say anything....


So why will I disappoint her lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: Pastor Sotitobire Free As Appeal Court Upturns Judgement On Missing Child by illicit(m): 6:18am On Dec 06, 2021
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Guess Who? And Win A Price by illicit(m): 9:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
Baba Nla tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Urinating In Public Spaces... Please Stop. by illicit(m): 9:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
Datboredberry:
Two things:

You're either confessing a weird fetish... embarassed

Or

You mean you can 'pour your akamu' in a private part... tongue

I'm a pervert... Be clear... huh
Fetish....


Pervert me pls tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Urinating In Public Spaces... Please Stop. by illicit(m): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2021
Datboredberry:
Why do Nigerian men do this?

I went out not long ago... An evening stroll...

I was with my phone... Listening to a song... I wasn't paying much attention...

From no where, this dude...(probably someone's dad)...walked over to where I was standing... Unzipped his trouser... and starts peeing!!! undecided

Less than three feet from where I stood... Dude doesn't mind that I'm a young girl... That I can see his junk... No concern, no shame!

He could have peed elsewhere... But he chose not to... That's weird...

Why do men pee in public? Especially Nigerian men... Like, it's gross... No one wants to see to see that thick black worm sticking out from your tangled bush... It's just not appealing...

Second reason it's irritating... Most of you don't wash your hands after peeing... undecided

I was told never...never...NEVER...touch a man's hand and eat immediately after... He's probably eased himself... Just shook the pee off his pẹnis and didn't bother to wash his hands... Honestly?

Allergic to good hygiene? Or what?!! cry

Another issue I have... What's with the zero consideration for the kids who see your pẹnises? Imagine, I'm a girl who squats in front of a teen boy... Vagina in his face and I start peeing... undecided

It's indecent exposure... It's damn wrong... Most of you do this in the presence of children... It's not right...

Before you leave your homes, ease yourselves...
I don't know if men have weaker bladders... Women tend to hold it in better... But if you can't... Walk into an eatery... Or a gas filling station... There are clean restrooms... wink

Don't drink much water... Okay?

And if you just gotta pee... Buy a sachet of water beforehand... It's just ₦20... Affordable...!


Unrelated: glad to be back from a ban... grin
I can urinate in a private part wink
Crime › Re: 170 Domestic Animals Rescued As Bandits Clash In Kaduna by illicit(m): 6:34am On Dec 05, 2021
Rescued huh

From frying pan to fire

They will be grilled
Romance › Re: This December Na Dirty December Oh See New Method Boys Are Using To Fu**k Girls by illicit(m): 10:01pm On Dec 04, 2021
reward9ja12:
grin grin grin
If you want kwa oh but I no mention dog for my post
But the thing be say you know girls love cute dogs no be that dog for your village oh ehnn
So you fit still use the dog attract her
tongue grin
Romance › Re: Survey: This Thread Is For Guys who Perform Mouth Gig. Win 1K naira by illicit(m): 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2021
brain54:
So na why you dey lick and suck dust like Orange...ok o. Continue. Na you get your mouth.
tongue
Romance › Re: This December Na Dirty December Oh See New Method Boys Are Using To Fu**k Girls by illicit(m): 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2021
Them go give d dog fvck toohuh
Crime › Re: Man Caught Smoking Weed Inside Church In Port Harcourt by illicit(m): 10:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
Getting high in the presence of d most high

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