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PoliticsRe: Labor Party: I Think The Enugu Campaign Rally Is The Biggest One So Far by illuminutty: 10:02pm On Jan 12, 2023
smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Scam In Town - Lagos & Ph by illuminutty: 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
infoleak:
They use these victims held hostage to call and convince family members or friends to come over and take the job/business offer.
This shiii doesn't add up. Were any of his family member called to take the said "job"? Have you or your "brother-in-law" report the incident to the police or they wiped the memory of the place from his brain? Make it make sense abeg undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Endorsement: Bodejo Can’t Speak For Fulani – Miyetti Allah by illuminutty: 4:51pm On Jan 03, 2023
lol
Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by illuminutty: 4:39pm On Jan 02, 2023
AllDModsAreMaad:
250km/hr with a Toyota Prado in Akure - Ife - Ibadan expressway...

It was in a bid to overtake few cars trying to drag the road with us.
The person(an experienced driver) on the wheel is someone that get pissed off easily, so he did that to rubbish the other people's cars and humble them.
To humble people you may never meet again in your lifetime. You can't even remember their faces or vehicle registration numbers ever again. The funny thing is that once you park to pee, the one going 60KPH would come and pass you grin grin
CrimeRe: Ugandan Man Beats Wife To Pulp For Interrupting His Sex With Another Woman (Pix) by illuminutty: 11:30am On Dec 30, 2022
How dare she interrupt a man having coitus? Did she know how much of effort, work and time he campaigned to win an erection and she just disrupted it just like that?

Woman, you were dead wrong. Shoulda waited until he cums to his senses.

PoliticsRe: Disquiet In APC Over Buhari’s Non-participation In Tinubu’s Campaign by illuminutty: 1:27pm On Dec 29, 2022
Buhari will vote Peter Obi in 2023. I am sure there are more classified info on Tinubu that Buhari has but cannot come out openly to say it in the name of party politics.

Buhari knows that Tinubu is a national security risk awaiting to happen. International drug cartels who have more damning records of EscoBat would hold Nigeria to ransom if by mistake their erstwhile bagman clinches the presidency.

PoliticsRe: Jigi-Jagaban: Tinubu Supporters Hold Free Medical Outreach In Bauchi by illuminutty: 12:05pm On Dec 29, 2022
Peter Obi and the Obidients na you do this one oooo. Thank you oooo for changing the dynamics of political campaigns in Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: Anti-Tinubu Comments: Machina Campaign Team Chides Lawan’s Supporters by illuminutty: 9:18am On Dec 23, 2022
Lol
CrimeRe: Wanted Unknown Gunman, Chukwuma Ejionye, Arrested In Anambra State (Photo) by illuminutty: 2:41pm On Dec 19, 2022
Unknown Gunman Now a Known Gunman.

SportsRe: World Cup: France Battle Virus Outbreak Day To Final Against Argentina by illuminutty: 7:35am On Dec 18, 2022
That's how APC and PDP voters will suffer virus, bacteria, fungi, malaria, typhoid and hallucinations attack on the day of the 2023 presidential election.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans Premieres January 15 With $100,000 Grand Prize (Video, Pics) by illuminutty: 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2022
leisuretym:
That’s why they took the show to South Africa, you wan apply for visa to go South Africa to resist them?
They will view from 9ja.
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans Premieres January 15 With $100,000 Grand Prize (Video, Pics) by illuminutty: 8:13pm On Dec 15, 2022
APC has in connivance with MultiChoice come up with another strategy to ensure low turnout of young voters on election day. We will resist them and shun this devilish programme.

Car TalkRe: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by illuminutty: 12:53pm On Dec 13, 2022
Automatic transmission has eliminated that dilemma since 1980. Suffer head no dey taya una?

But to satisfy your curiosity, >>Break>>Clutch>>Neutral>>Downshift
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Enthusiastic About 2023 Poll, Storm INEC Offices For PVC by illuminutty: 12:45pm On Dec 13, 2022
We Go Show Them That Peter Gregory Obi and Obidients Are a Movement and Not Political Noise.

PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Arrives Venue Of APC Presidential Rally In Kaduna (Videos) by illuminutty: 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2022
They have been announcing it on radio in Hausa since over 2 weeks ago and still could not fill a small stadium.

PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Orders CBN To Suspend New Cash Withdrawal Limit by illuminutty: 5:06pm On Dec 08, 2022
Lawmakers That Don't Know The Law cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Bunch of Agbada-wearing Clowns grin grin

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by illuminutty: 2:29pm On Dec 08, 2022
udomonday:
depending on how long you last during intercourse,it can take just a minute to shoot and get her pregnant.especially those young girls that know absolutely nothing about pregnancy prevention.and even if they knew,do they have a choice?
True...
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by illuminutty: 1:16pm On Dec 08, 2022
"The investigation linked the abortion programme to a belief widely held within the military and among some civilians in the northeast that the children of insurgents are predestined, by the blood in their veins, to one day take up arms against the Nigerian government and society."

“Let us analyse the period from July 2021 to November 2022. A total of 82,064 Boko Haram fighters and family members have surrendered to Operation Hadin Kai troops. Out of this number, 16,553 were active male fighters, 24,446 were women, and 41,065 were children. The Borno State Government is camping and accommodating them family-by-family, as per households, without having to separate the children from their parents.

“In the same camp are thousands of pregnant women and nursing mothers. A total of 262 babies were born within 4 months (94 in July, 98 in August, 60 in September, and 11 in October 2022). This figure comprises 150 female and 112 male children. The children were neither aborted nor yanked from their mothers."


Seemed these people shot more sperms than they shot bullets.

How were they able to breed all these children under such a hostile war condition? How How how?

PoliticsRe: Former DSP, Lasun Yusuf, Formally Decamps To PDP (Photos) by illuminutty: 1:53pm On Dec 07, 2022
LOL
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Sets The Pace With His BBC Interview - Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah by illuminutty: 7:53am On Dec 07, 2022
You can only lie to yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West: I Caught Chris Paul With Kardashian by illuminutty: 1:18pm On Dec 02, 2022
Never make a hoe a housewife.

TravelRe: Nigeria Issues Travel Advisory To Nigerians Going To US, Europe by illuminutty: 1:52pm On Nov 28, 2022
Is this a joke or what?

Even Afghanistan, with all that is going on there, is safer than Nigeria.
TravelRe: Corruption In The Nigerian International Passport Process (Video) by illuminutty: 1:42pm On Nov 24, 2022
Every Nigerian is corrupt except Peter Obi

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi & Soludo Hug Each Other After Soludo Criticized Him Publicly (Photos) by illuminutty: 1:41pm On Nov 24, 2022
As e suppose be

SportsRe: Korean Team Members' Names: If You Were The Commentator, What Would You Do? by illuminutty: 1:18pm On Nov 24, 2022
lol
FamilyRe: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by illuminutty: 10:55am On Nov 24, 2022
How is that your business? Busy body amebo oshi.
PoliticsRe: Senate Endorses ₦‎48 Billion Pipeline Surveillance Contract To Tompolo by illuminutty: 3:34pm On Nov 23, 2022
I thought Tompolo was a wanted man by the FG.
PoliticsRe: Sylva: FG To Grow Oil Reserves To 40bn Barrels By 2025 by illuminutty: 10:30am On Nov 23, 2022
Oil that is becoming useless
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Promises To Recharge Lake Chad If Elected President by illuminutty: 7:29am On Nov 23, 2022
Druggie
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Tinubu, Bala Muhammed Launch Oil Drilling Process In The North by illuminutty:
North will soon lead the dissolution of this bad marriage called Nigeria. I trust my northern brothers. They have agriculture and now oil, they can confidently kiss southern Nigerian goodbye. The only thing that has kept them to this contraption is oil.

SportsRe: Qatar: This Is Just The Beginning! (pics) by illuminutty: 9:43am On Nov 22, 2022
This world is corrupt. It just depends on your level of corruption but basically, the heart of man is meant for survival by whichever means necessary - good or bad.

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