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CAPSLOCKED:
I WAS BORN THIS WAY. BUT IF THAT WASN'T THE CASE LIVING IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD WOULD HAVE MADE ME IRRELIGIOUS DEFINITELY. THERE'S NO WAY THAT I'D SEE EXTREME LACK AND POVERTY, READ ABOUT ALL THOSE KILLED BY TERRORISTS AND WITNESS EMERGENCY VICTIMS OF ACCIDENTS AND OTHER TRAGEDIES AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A MARVELOUS GOD UP ABOVE LISTENING TO PRAYERS AND GUARANTEEING HUMANS GOOD THINGS.

PEOPLE ARE GOING THROUGH THE WORST THINGS EVERYWHERE BUT A LUCKY JOB SEEKER OR HUSBAND FINDER FEELS THEY'RE SPECIAL BECAUSE OF THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AFTER THEIR WISHES CAME TO LIFE.

IT'S FUNNY HOW ALL THESE VICTIMS OF TRAGEDY PRAY EVERYDAY AND CLAIM "IT'S NOT MY PORTION BECAUSE I'M A CHILD OF GOD" UNTIL THESE SAME BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM, SO THEY CHANGE THE MUSIC TO "IT'S THE WILL OF GOD".

NOBODY'S SPECIAL. NOBODY'S HIGHLY FAVORED AND WALKING IN DOMINION. YOU'RE NOT WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE OF "GRACE". WE'RE JUST LUCKY TODAY AND MAYBE TOMORROW THE LUCK RUNS OUT. AND WE'RE DEAD.

A case of celebration of ignorance, and the usual zombie dependence on fellow human preachers instead of God. God doesn't promise you all these fairy tales, your pastor probably did. Read the Word properly, rightly and balancedly yourself.

LordReed:
What do you mean by process?

To grasp the meaning or to integrate sensory information received so that an action or response is generated.

LordReed:
LoL if he's in my nose he must be very tiny. LMFAO! Besides how am I supposed to see something inside my nose? LoLz

It's an idiom for something obvious, duh.

LordReed:
LMFAO! I wish the god had an online presence to stalk. Instead all he seems capable of mustering is people coming online to say funny things in his defense. Bwahahahahahaha!

He doesn't need an online presence, does He? He's right in your nose as it were, open those eyes.

LordReed:
LoL@ "not something you seem capable of processing or even believing", I certainly agree with the not believing part but why is what I say less miraculous?

Is there any miracle you can process? No.

HardMirror:
has unbelief ever promised them salvation in days of trouble? But your god that made such promises, how far is it holding up to it's promises?

You obviously don't understand the covenant or promises of God. Your point/goal is for people to leave God to your nothingness, right or right? You have nothing to offer them under the rubble or do you? So it's only logic that you leave people with hope seeing you have nothing to offer than tell people to leave their faiths. All the rest in the middle is coming towards this.

LordReed:
LoL! Hard for me to process? If the god could fit 2 of every animal in a boat less than half the size of a large container ship plus their food for a whole year what did he need the boat for cos he could have just "magiked" the animals to safety. Actually you are the one having a hard time with this, if you believe your god could do it then why can't he do it without a boat?

There's a lot of ignorance and assumptions in the post. Miracles are not something you seem capable of processing or even believing. i believe in miracles, it's so simple for me.

LordReed:
The more people talk about FSM the more you'll see it.

Until then, your fascination about God remains impeccable. It's almost like a stalking.

Rants of mirror mirror. As if unbelief would have saved them instead. Unrefined folly.

LordReed:
Faith has nothing to do with it. It is fun discussing imaginary beings. FSM and sky daddy included, where ever sky daddy's palace is located is fine by me. LMFAO!

Let's SEE your fascination about FSM, you only believe it.

LordReed:
The dynamics of what it was susposedly meant for. 2 of every animal in the world cannot find into the space defined by the dimensions given, not to even talk of carrying their food for a whole year or the logistics of disposing of their poop. No way that story happened the way it is told.

Besides a god that can ensure that snails hitch a ride on penguins who were going to cross from Turkey to the Antarctic were successfully delivered to their destination is powerful enough to kill all his "enemies" without drowning the entire world.

It's too much for you to process doesn't mean it is too hard for God to do? The question is there anything too hard for God to do is easy to answer in the case. There is nothing too hard for God to do, that's why you're a mere man. What dimensions worry you BTW, ever heard of S.I units before in all your education?

LordReed:
Oh I am fascinated by FSM I wish more people would talk more about FSM. Sky daddy is your god na, the one who you believe sits on a throne in the sky. LMFAO!

Revelling about god, what does that even mean? LoL

That fascination is probably by faith, right? Because we cannot see it oh, no evidence. God is everywhere na, He's right here with me not just in Heaven. Heaven is not the sky BTW.
Intense pleasure or satisfaction is revelling, that's what you have discussing about God every day.

LordReed:
Such a god won't have needed a comparatively small wooden boat in the first place. LMAO!

Who made it comparatively small?

LordReed:
They must have given African snails a ride home on their way back to Antarctica. LMFAO!

With God, it's possible. Only believe.

LordReed:
Exactly! It's a fascination with a highly comedic proposition. A sky daddy or a Flying Spaghetti Monster! LMAO!

Remember that you are not in any way fascinated with a sky daddy or FSM. You'd doze off talking about such. But you can't do without revelling about God.

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! Dead god? Nah more like never existed god. LoL!

Same, your fascination about the never existed God is the joke.

LordReed:
LoL! I said if it was merely an accusation I wouldn't stop it, only if it was proven that the person was indeed evil. But sure this was your purpose all along for me to say I won't let my daughter marry a wizard but you forget I said I would allow it if the person was simply a stage magician doing magic tricks which was the meaning of wizard I gave. LMAO! Your gotcha was plain as day.

There was never a gotcha except that you were playing a ostrich in the sand about wizards and witches in the first instance. The point was clear enough but we had to dance around it.

LordReed:
I only want obnoxious people to back off. Anytime you get obnoxious I'll give you the breathing space you require to calm yourself down. LoL.

The is no living god, simples. LoL

You're probably on some malignant God forbidden weed or something. It is more ridiculous fascinating all lifetime about a dead God, don't you think?

alphaNomega:
you're not ready

i don't need to be. i don't do foolery.

LordReed:
I meant didn't pardon the omission. I don't know the meaning to you, I gave the meaning to me and I asked you what you meant, you refused to give it, now you are bellyaching about it. If you were not trying to be too smart by half you'd have provided the meaning when I asked instead of coming after the fact to make noise about it.

No noise needs to be made about witchcraft and wizardry. You were the fellow attempting cleverness by feigning ignorance of the meaning. Point was proved though, you don't want your child to marry a wizard.

LordReed:
LoL! Keep telling yourself that buddy. I know you don't want me talking about how silly your god concept is and want me to back off. Your "reverse psychology" is not going to work. LMAO!

You're kidding right? Me wanting you to back off, you're the one that does that na. You cannot stop talking about the living God, simples.

LordReed:
I have not written anything in "addictive awe of the living god" so you're obviously telling yourself a fib.

Your fixation on God is the awe, your addiction is not in question. You can't stop talking about God, you'd get sick.

LordReed:
Again why did you say so when I asked?

did or didn't? As you're showing, you're just playing chase. Every normal Nigerian including you know the meaning of witches and wizard and don't need dictionaries or trip questions to find out.

alphaNomega:
If you want to answer the question for Bishopkingsley, you can have a shot.

Better if you had a go at the question i asked you instead.

elated177:
Just answer the simple question, image123, or take your hatred and frustration elsewhere.

It is not hatred and frustration, but love and correction to confront you with the truth. Your teaching is not found in the Bible that's why you are resorting to baseless parables instead of humbly changing your mind.

elated177:
Image123, how many meals do you eat in a day?

i don't know, you tell me or simply answer normally or repent instead of this beating about the bush. You weren't speaking parables when you unabashedly spoke authoritatively about something not found in the Bible.

LordReed:
LoL. Why didn't you say that when I asked you? Bwahahahahaha!

Because you know.

LordReed:
LoL! Why do you guys like lying to yourselves?

Where's the lie?

alphaNomega:
What was the purpose of setting such a test, knowing fully well they would fail and be punished severely? Is that not wickedness?

Why do you think gold, automobiles, metals etc. are tested? Is it wickedness?

elated177:
Any man who enjoys sticking his tongue and pleasuring women with his tongue is more than likely an expert in fellating other men. These are unnatural sexual practices. The saints, servants and messengers of Yahushua the Messiah must abstain from such demonic practices.

elated177:
Neither is what found anywhere in the "word of god"? I don't really know what you are talking about. Where exactly did witches and witches' confession factor into the message, image123?

This.
Where did you find it in your Bible? Did you see demons doing it or how is it a demonic practice? It is confessing witches/wizards and so called "Lazaruses" that make these forms of wild unfounded claims. Where's your source of inspiration?

PastorM:
I'm the OP and I did not say that. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

The other security men covered for the missing one so the supervisor thought he was around somewhere.

Okay i see, when i heard that they'll cover with the supervisor, i suppose that's where the issue comes. In that case, i believe it's a management/company issue or policy, not a moral one. There are places where workers do cover for each other based on arrangement. That is not deception, but if your conscience is not okay with it, don't bother. People are different. Like kimco mentioned, i have been in similar situations where it was even efficient and i sanctioned it. i had some guys doing next to nothing at the period, one of them covered effectively instead.

LordReed:
LoL! When you start flushing gold or diamonds the way you flush shot lemme know.

Yes because NL is the only place I exist. Bwahahahahaha!

Don't need to pretend, your god simply doesn't exist. LMFAO!

Over 100 posts from you since the last we discussed this. Over 90% of it in addictive awe of the living God, few chirps on politics and others, none still on cocomelon.