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Even if she go nude spread her legs yakata, no preek go give am attention.

REASON:

She don fade and toto don slack well well.

Exchange it when dem don pour on top.

It's even too long my dear...
Make it shorter and accuse men tomorrow of premature ejaculation!

When preek refuse to perform it's civic duty the wife would jakpa and tell the children many lies about the old man.

Another excellent point.
Your head has oil.

onumadu:
This is not always true. At all.
In fact I've seen quite a few cases where this happened and the men involved where EXCELLENT fathers and husbands.
The problem is natural.
Monogamy has a reductionist demand on men that is impossible to meet. A women for example would want to avenge the fact that her husband looked at another woman 30 yrs ago! It is not that the man looked at another woman. It is that she is looking for a pretext to abandon him in old age!
A man gets married and at first controls 90% love and admiration. But as he ages, and he keeps investing in his wife and kids, he gradually drains himself of that love and admiration because he empowers them while he dis-empowers himself.
Over time, he would be lucky if he controlled 10% love and admiration.
How does love and admiration come about? Through MATERIAL THINGS: money, properties, etc.
Once he depletes all that and the kids grow up, the wife becomes "free" of the kids, and since he is sexually emptied as well for his wife, he loses everything and gets abandoned.
Life is NOT sentimental.
That is why a smart man must plan ahead and keep his materials very close to himself until his old age.
With those materials firmly under his control, he would retain love and admiration whether his wife and kids like him or not, or else ...

Very reasonable my dear.

She has hit the head on the nail.

ChybuzzDD:
Unreasonable response.

Take kong for head for talking out too loud. Even though you are saying the obvious, many of us would not like it this blunt.
So, shut up and don't let other women hear you say this.
All the same, clap for yourself because I see you leaving your husband at old age!

Choilila:
Because Men abandoned women during their youthful days chasing girls in the name of sidechicks.
So it's the responsibility of the chicks to look after the Men when their old age rocks.

May God save humanity from extinction oh.

God help your people to survive thes tribulations:

1. Hunger

2. COVID19

3. Ritual murder.

4. Wickedness.

5. High cost of living.

6. Fulani Herdsmen.

Everyone would go at the appointed time.

Sleep well, police officer.

May God forgive you for all the N100 bride taken at check points.

No sir!.
They should go further to check if dem even pants because forty percent of them nor dey wear anything under sef.

JasonScoolari:
So we should throw moral uprightness away right?

Ewo!

This would make Campus life very uninteresting.
Their semi-nudity stabilizes one's emotion which is good for the heart they say.

She was so generous with her toto that all the boys in my neighbourhood sampled her porous kpekus and that turned me on!

If I preek that your toto that wears a moustache, I swear you will cum reset your brain and remember me!

pocohantas:
Lol. I don’t subscribe to keeping, but there is just something about a man that gives. Especially without you asking. Honestly, I forget men that don’t give (easily) in seconds. I guess that makes me a bad person, but I can’t think of what to remember them for.

She was so respectful.

Liar!

When I become her ATM for daily withdrawals

Most drivers are high on drugs.

The lady set sha.

In Nigeria, some men would even give her N20m as birthday gift and pay her debt as well. But she used her mother's money to please a man.

Is she from Delta State?
Oh I love that!

toujurs:
she is looking for a rich man , Delta state that prostitutes are plenty.

You are a very logical woman. If you are real, I think I like you.
Let's chat on WhatsApp:
Zero eight zero three five zero nine six three four two.

Prettygirl200:
You all saying you want a woman that will support you and bring something to the table other than sex, those are working class ladies and u should know and put it at the back of your mind now that u cannot get 100percent loyalty from her. If she splits bills with you, she will also have a say in that house and detect what and what shouldn't happen, she will definitely not be around to give your kids 100percent attention, u will end up getting a nanny for your kids. She will always complain of tireeness whenever u want sex so u will have to get your silly ass out to go satisfy yourself.

And most of the times these women earn more than the man they get married to. So if u all saying u want a woman who can bring stuffs to the table other than sex, those are the things u should expect if u can cope, then you gat your dream woman.

Your preek will make you cry soon.

Stephen2324:
My Wife Always Makes Me Laugh.
She Said Our Landlord is Not Circumcised.
Funny Woman ha ha ha

Na wa for you oh.
By the way, I'm not a broke ass.

etrange:
Is it your money? Did you help them make it? What makes you think you're in a position to tell them whom to give it to or what to do with it? Is it your girlfriend they're giving it to? Some of you are just unhappy you don't have the money to spend, so you'd go out of your way to demonize those that do. Some men's way of expressing affection is by giving. It makes them happy and you can't deny them that. Do you, and let others do what works for them. What I give to my loved ones isn't your business just like you not giving to your loved ones isn't my business.

Runz babe looking for big fish.

You hug transformer?.

On Nairaland?
Stingy people out there.
Just sent you something.

iTroll:
This morning I woke up, and I was flat broke
I need to complete a school project and several assignment, but I'm just here with no money to buy Airtime or data
Please, I'm in need of any amount of airtime or data



Please I need help.

Why are young men posing as women? Abi una nor get self confidence?
Why use a female moniker when you actually have two balls dangling between your legs?

Well, fraud is in your DNA. Only God knows why on earth you are doing this.
If your intent is fraud, I wonder who among the stingy people on Nairaland will ever give you money.

Stop this trash and be yourself.

Wait oh, is Siofra a man too?
Which of these is between her legs:
Preek or bearded toto?

I understand she's now using the moniker 'GoodLady'.

Una too like toto.

Toto na trouble itself.

Are you mentally stable?

The landlord's gbola must have made her wet between her legs.