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Fvcking same toto in marriage is frustrating.

Make una drop something for am.
I've done that myself.

OVB123:
Chai nigerians are sufferring ooo!

Drop your WhatsApp number here and let the stud men do the job for you. Your husband dey learn!
I think what you need is a cucumber size preek that would make you cum thrice. It available.

Please don't kill that urge. It's priceless. You just need the right preek for this service and that your wet kpekus would sing the torkor-torkor tune.

OLOSHO!

This is not funny.

Contract the service to an Olosho.

Shout out with me:

Peter Obi!!!!!

The Northern Conspiracy may hinder his success in the North.

I hope you are not the scammer?

Gbaebesky:
It is not a scam, it is real, you will have to take the test immediately after payment.

The pride of Edo State.

Edo girls fine die!

Correct!
You have hit the head on the nail.

Ofadaman:
This is how modern day exams are set, why because the old method forces students to cram answers, here a student understands that he's not a sole repository of knowledge and can actually search for answers ,research and make better choices. The exams are not straight forward and there's no right or wrong just a way to share your opinion and reasons for your decisions.

Nigerian systems favours the crammers over those who actually seek knowledge , this is why many come out of school and have no idea what to do with themselves.

Say it loud!

Why are you boys so hard on women? Abi you nor get sister?
Wait for Siofra and CandidLady, you go collect from them soon.

Walai:
I gave my girlfriend goodbye lashing and told her she's free to ride any other dick cos I'm not ready to spend a dime on her again.
Her olosho tendency has been pushing up since this January as a result of pressures from her parents and younger siblings (she's the eldest).
I told her to come around for flings anytime she misses my prick but no string is attached.
She resisted initially but later accepted my new terms.

She's officially into olosho right now cos her small business can no longer sustain the demands from home.

You've gotten one in me.
Pack your bags and come to my house.

By the way, are you between 35 to 46 years old?
If you are single or a baby mama with no deformity and you live in the South-South, then you are qualified.

Hala me via WhatsApp chat: zero eight zero three five zero nine six three four two.

Sixfeetbelle:
I need a husband.

Thing is: I don't need a relationship. I don't have the energy to start figuring out Mr Right from Mr Wrong. I just want to go out one day, come back home and see my parents point to one man like that and say: "This is your husband. He's done everything. Just pack your bags and follow him home".


It's not like those that selected their husbands are generally happier.

Cc: Meobizy, this post is for you.

She will change.

For now she has no responsibility.

I would add-vice you to smoke weed. It keeps you in the social circle and sometimes makes you roam the streets naked.

I wanna fvck and make you cum with my cucumber size preek.

Preciousgirl:
What do you need most now

Drop it


Me: Laughter

Are some of these drivers okay?

True.

Lanty01:
Rubbish post

These small boys too like free toto.
Oh boy, the babe don wise....she's has graduated from being a cheerful giver to doing hookup. Or perhaps he is now dating a richer guy with bigger gbola.

If I were you, I will stop mourning and move on.

Try to build up yourself and make more money. That way, they will flock round you. Na you go dey drive them sef.

Stop crying over spilled milk. She has just saved you some cash.

N1.6m

Yeah.
Siofra or no one else.

Fraud everywhere you go!

Pull her close to yourself,

Start massaging her from legs and move up gradually, telling her sweet words like, "I love you more than my tongue can tell."

Tell her she seem to have beautiful bre*st

Touch the bre*st slowly

Move down again to her kpekus region and stroke slowly.

If she's not resisting, start undressing her slowly

UnCloth yourself in a hurry before she changes her mind

Repeat the above, then go further to stroking the kpekus with the helmet your preek is wearing and slowly penetrate her as you start your journey into what may later become the beginning of your problem in life.

Prostitution is old school

Hookup is more refined especially for those with basic education and above such educational standard.

Olosho is the Yoruba name for hookup.

You just dey make mouth. You neva jam woman wen go chop you against your wish and you go dey laugh like mumu. Nor be ordinary hand sha.

Yusufisraelj:
Are thinking well at all? How do you guys even come up with this kind of baseless talk?

Woman chop you, na you allow am, know this and have peace: nobody will ever put you in a situation that you didn't allow especially as an adult. Everything in life is by choice.

That's why this you're talk just look somehow!

Konji dey vex oh.

obinna58:
If you’re broke the last thing that should worry you is puccy

Girls now cash in on relationship as a means of milking the man dry to meet their selfish ends.
Gullible men seem to be their ATM from which they cash out whenever they need money.

It's like milking a cow.

She should go to the bank to obtain a loan and start a business.
The boyfriend is not an ATM.

Ten years!