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What's trending among ladies now is what we locally refer to as: Money for hand, back for ground!

No money no kpekus.

Take it easy, boys are roasting.
Vaseline crew everywhere you go!

Hookup anywhere you go..it's like, no kpekus for broke men.

I know you love sharing like I do but life has now taught me to keep certain things to myself especially business secrets.

People have become wise!

Church business would soon crumble and give birth to true Christianity.

People now worship money rather than giving God due reverence.

Is Siofra here?
Please let her confirm.

Charx122:
Hook up girls is basically into prostitution no two way about it..

Hookup now a thriving business in Lagos, Edo and Delta States.

Kisses.

siofra:
Nice

Haha!
That's rather too rash!

Beebah321:
Stop Making Stupid People Famous.

You nor lie sha.

Moh247:



Honestly the way some people attack girls for no reason here is bad

The girls also come up with some defense mechanism


..

Even hairless kpekus don't turn me on sef.

Wait for the big girls here..they will give you free mouth action soon.

StrongAlphMale:
It is plain stupidity When a girl says a man is stingy. Like is he your father? Did you give him money to keep for you? Or did you worked for him to deserve the money? Nigeria girls must Stop mistaking a business man with those yahoo boys they sleep around with.



We're impressed we have a sane girl who's filled with wisdom to differentiate between A legit Business man a yahoo boy who didn't work for the money he's wasting. The misunderstanding above has been cleared

40k for toto for one night nor be big deal for Yahoo boys for Benin City now.
Dem dey take the girls destiny take cash out.
Some wen get HIV dey put hole for condom take infest them. So, to allow them destroy their lives for 40k nor be big deal.
If you see some of these runs girls sef dem clean die.

Supporting her female gender!
The battle has just started.

Prettygirl200:
Keep quite if u have nothing to say, if you were in his shoes would have said 5k for someone that told you 60k una go con here con dey form one rubbish alpha male and na una worst pass. Bloody hypocrites!!! Muteeewwww

Me too.
But wait oh,
Where is my darling, Siofra?
Let her come and referee this fight oh.

Jayklefz:
�� I don laugh tire

Advertising their kpekus business with all aggressiveness.

If you care to peep between their legs you would observe too that they didn't remember to put on their underwears.

Help!
I think you are a wizard too.

Another shot at a male folk.
Result:
1 - 0.

Goodlady:
It's not proper. You didn't provide the money.

Oh boy,
We go trade blows here oh!
Please lay off GoodLady, she's mine.
We plan to go to Dubai soon on a Shopping spree...

PellsKodak:
I will fight for you baby
I won't tolerate Anyone looking for your trouble
Mmadu4 your last warning

Most ladies above 45 are not easily sexually stimulated that is the reason why most men go for younger ladies who are sexual tigers in bed.

Ha!
Na me first woo you now..
Why are you flirting with one who simply called you 'My Babe'?

I'm so jealous.

Goodlady:
Hello darling, that guy has been disturbing me. Pls help.

Hear her:
The man is verbally abusing her, not physically though.

The man is not mad. It takes two to tango.

I believe your sister is already enjoying big young preek she bought outside the home.

I want to knack your sweet-smelling kpekus with a cucumber size preek
Cum here Siofra.

siofra:
The hate I'm getting from here is becoming too much and I don't think I can hold on for much longer.

I'm a very sensitive person in real life and your hate has started affecting my offline life.

Anyway you guys should enjoy me now o! Because soon I'll relocate with my ridiculously older husband and settle into the role of a house wife, tending my herb garden and looking after my home and being famous/chasing clout on other social media platforms like I was doing before I became addicted to nairaland.

I'm going to miss you guys so much! But there's only so much hate I can take here.

This is not a final goodbye but I'm just telling you guys what to expect when you don't see me here again next year.



Toodles!

She used juju on you.

These drivers should always go for mental health check.
R.I.P. to the dead sha.

Do you have Dangote Salt?