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Artificial hymen go soon borku

faceLAGOS:
No hymen, no...

Paying the foools peanuts and they are happy about it.

Bet me, they will regret they did!

D2ice00:
I’m paying my customer and you are saying nonsense

*This Is The Revelation I Had From God This Morning At 5.00 AM*

That something terrible is about to happen between now and twenty days time in Nigeria.

That we should FAST and PRAY for 16 days and ask God to avert it.

Please let's all be serious about this revelation.

Let's share this message to all and sundry.

May peace reign in Nigeria.

Hackers doing what they know best.

Remember: Russian refinery is foreign; Dangote Refinery is indigenous.
Ghana is like one Local Government Area in Nigeria and its economy is shrinking on daily basis.
I remember when we closed our borders to Ghana; every Ghanaian citizen was crying and venting anger on Nigerians residing there.

Ghana is in red economically now, so, shut up.

Just30:
Ghana is already okay on this front... Dangote refinery will not get product buyers from Ghana..

Ghana has already started receiving cheap Russian oil and has two refineries that will fully meet her needs.

Nigeria need that refinery more than anything, to hopefully end the regular product shortages that bulk your country down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZzbVifvxM

In case you change your mind, DM me.

Sixfeetbelle:
Oga dey go, I no wan do

You nor well sha.

Louis8796:
Why do u talk as if u have swollen boil in your mouth?

Mothers are supposed to inculcate morals into their children.

ukaface:
fathers are to be applauded

I cum clean, medically certified.

I use good condom.

No worries. I do a lot of washing after coitus.

PellsKodak:
Don't infect her with std

You go see me face to face one day.
I dey for you oh.

Prettygirl200:
U people should stop loving me here oooo. Love on a faceless forum? See juju oo

Your bad-mouthing doesn't move me. I'm following you bumper to bumper. I think I like that spark in you Siofra.

Do me a favour: stop bashing us.

Goodlady:
You are not well

This my darling again!

I beg make we date.

Location please?

And remember to quote your price.

Prettygirl200:
Why are u lamenting? Na your money dem dey spend?

E dey pain you?

Goodlady:
You can't advise him on how to better his life.

Dey form.

You go stay tey for your papa house.

Bintdawood:
No dey stress life abegg, Shey na by force? Leave am and face wetin dey your front.
Idk why I'll give or collect someone's number when i know am not interested in that person.... Wetin i wan come use am do? Some ladies sha

If you reside in Benin City, go to Paulingo at Upper Mission Extension before Aduwawa at night and see underage girls lined up there waiting for clients.

This world ehn.

I'm not begging for relationship.

I don't care whether you are abroad or in Nigeria. That you are rich or poor is out of the matter.

I have just a bachelor's degree and I'm not proud about that either.

If you want to always engage me in discussions via WhatsApp and phone calls, I'm available. But if you think I don't match the credentials you dropped here, move past this response.

WhatsApp chat number: +234 eight zero three five zero nine six three four two.

What about small preek?

Nia69:
I don't have.

Without money, all these na grammatical errors to a Nigerian lady.

Even if you fine like monkey, give am money, she go follow you go anywhere.

Born foool!

She should learn to close her legs and allow the kpekus to rest.

Lie lie kee you.

Which girl has been disturbing you?

GeneraVieve:
I have a business i am running currently in lagos,but i want to expand it so that i can increase my daily profit. The problem now is that i have no money to expand as i spent heavily to set up the place and running it. I spend daily on fuel bcus my area lacks light most of the time. I even spend on repairs and other things. I havent used loan apps before and i dont know if they will give me the amount i need since it is my first time.
I have heard about some microfinance banks that give loan like lapo but i have also read some negative reviews about them. I dont know if it will wise to try them out. I can repay the loan since i make profit daily and more on weekends. I just want to expand my business so that i can get more profit from it. Please if you have idea how the loan thing works with lapo kindly share. Or if you know any other better way i can access a loan.
Thanks
Sorry about the subject

One Bobby big like the man head.

My question is:

How e wan raise her legs up if he wan enter the inner room?

My preek just dey listen with wrapped attention!

Magnoliaa:
Now you're making this into the "fact" that you've fuked me?

Where? When? How?

I don't know shit about you, you don't know shit about me.

Is this how desperately you so try to make up for the lack of parental love you didn't get from your parents?

Nor vex.
Me for like to fvck you sha oh because as you dey talk my preek just dey listen with wrapped attention!

Magnoliaa:
Now you're making this into the "fact" that you've fuked me?

Where? When? How?

I don't know shit about you, you don't know shit about me.

Is this how desperately you so try to make up for the lack of parental love you didn't get from your parents?

Let me hit you with the balls offline and SIMP with you online.

Nia69:
Balls online, simps offline.

Police ke?

Dem fit fvck am for cell sef.

soundOsonic:
Can you please call the police on them

You might save a generation

I see her as a woman that is emotionally and psychologically battered.

Why must she not be bitter?

1. When the yeye man who first deflowered her did so with a cucumber size preek like mine.

2. When she had been used, abused, fvcked front and back with promises of marriage and later dumped for a virgin hole.

3. Tried severally to find real love but always serving her worn out toto to gigolos and chewing gum boys.

4. Now she's an evening newspaper expecting young men to still fvck her slack, wetless, wrinkled toto, even offering them money, them nor gree do.

Tell me, why she wouldn't hate us.

Go and work hard and make real money.

Take her to a standard eatery with your latest RX350 and feed her with whatever she wants.

Don't ask her for a date, just drop her at her place and ask her to buy herself snacks with 50k and drive away just like that.

The following day, she would be disturbing you on phone. When you pick her call, tell her you are busy, I swear your WhatsApp messages go full with, "I love you" and
"Please when do we see again".