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You should have bought the one that would fit in properly. Not this shrunken type now.
No wonder you dey vex.
Anyway, I beg manage am like that. But if the thing nor satisfy you, DM me. I get a bigger, custom-grown cucumber when go make you happy and shake your waist like who newly craze!

ahnie:
See the #200 cucumber I bought this evening
The way I held it sef,you go know say I dey vex.

Cat sleep, rat go bite im tail.
Wetin e dey find?

Na kpalava u dey find...kpalava u go get e oh!

HolyMan12:




I dedicate this STC to the Yee.bo Jews of Emeka-land

Long live Sit-at-home

STOP!

1 tablet of Cypron.

T0BY:
Please which drug is good for erection. Just asking for a friend. I wanted to recomend vega drug for him

You don find trouble. Wait for lashing.

ahnie:
I need me no Christal ball to tell me he's my brother from the beautiful east.

The crunchy forehead and sacrimonous railway lips give him away.
Igbo kwe'nu hey!
Ndigbo ama'ka.

Advice her never to go raw.

Her boyfriend must use condom whenever he wants to enter her kpekus.

She dates a Useless Boyfriend too.

I'm different.

I see a woman who is loyal to me as a "better half". Her opinion matters to me oh.

I'm a 58 years old widower.
I'm from Edo State...Benin City precisely.

I need a Serious Relationship with an educated, beautiful and God-fearing working-class lady.
I wouldn't mind if she had had children from her past relationship(I have 3 myself).

Interested ladies my be prepared to be resident in Benin City.

If interested, please, Chat Me Up on WhatsApp: 08035096342
Just indicate in your chat that you are from the Relationship Section of Nairaland.

I need a beautiful and an educated lady, between 38 to 50 years old, resident in Benin City to marry. I'm 58 years old widower.

Chat with me on WhatsApp:
08035096342
Just say,
"Hi, from Nairaland Relationship Forum"

Are you calling him a she-male?

afolwalex20:
are u a she or he?

This woman ehn, I for like to see you face-to-face. You wise too much.

Prettygirl200:
U should be the one to get busy Mr, na u wan show me say ur sense dey your prick. Instead of quoting or arguing blindly with a lady, like the fool you are? Why not run along?

Methinks the man woke up to pee using his flashlight.
As he pointed it, behold..see kpekus wide open, soliciting for preek and the man's preek flew out of the man's trousers and, MISTAKENLY entered her.

Trouble when kpekus go cause for man ehn e nor dey constitution.

NO

How much?
Lowest offer please.

Oluwatoyink:
https://informationcentral.com.ng/

This site is for sale

I remember the film titled,

ALIBABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!

You have hit the head on the nail!

virginprincess:
She becomes wet down there .

Most girls cheat on their boyfriends particularly if they can't satisfy them either in cash or in preek

Drug nor good oh!

See the negative effect on person pikin

True.

Still available.

Contact:
+2348139 762 800
Calls and on WhatsApp chat.

This direct Belgium like new Lexus Rx 350 2010 model jeep I saw at a stand in Benin City made me think it is NEW.

I was just passing by and admiring this car when the dealer asked if I was buying it.

He offered a price, I negotiated with him until we agreed at a price. I saw similar ones there but just three of them caught my attention most!

I bought a grey coloured RX 350 jeep 2010 model and decided to be the agent's referral.

He is legit and very reliable with a competitive cheap prices on all cars and models...

See my signature below for his Facebook link..
YOU WILL BUY WHAT YOU SEE PHYSICALLY ONLY..

Without any contact with the victim's phone?

Run oh!
She's a spirit oh!

Too many young girls on the streets doing runs.

Behold!
The would-be ruler of the Agbado People's Republic.

Gas from farting(mess) has been proven to have health benefits to the inhaler.

Do your research.

When I first heard about it, I started patronising Primary School classrooms and I got good doses of it.

Can you please teach me?
I will pay for a practical demonstration because, though I drive rough but I don't go beyond 10minutes.
imagrg@live.com

Prettygirl200:
yeah that's what I love slow nd gentle sex

Can I have your attention please?

Prettygirl200:
A guy that takes sex enhancer cannot Bleep me oooo I will just die on that bed, me that don't have stamina for sex?? Ten minutes am satisfied biko.

Lacks moral intelligence.

Are U okay?

Weed nor good oh!

Her toto will look shapeless too.

If this one climb the man to do frog jump on top of him preek ehn, na die oh.