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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by imauri: 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2014
continentalceo:

We are not cowards, Lazy and bloodsucking people only you, your hometown peeps, friends, Family and everyone you know.. Now how do you like the sound of that? LOL

im sorry but Nigerians are cowards and majority are lazy ... it hurts don't it, but its the truth
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by imauri: 11:32am On Aug 11, 2014
Ladystewie: Nigerians are just fun loving people and the ability to find fun in a rather serious situation in a bid to reduce the tension is genius to me. I think such 'jokes' tend to calm the people down and I don't really see anything wrong with it.

fun loving in the face of mass extinction!... everything is fun to nigerians . do you see people in Liberia making fun of this? no? don't worry, id check back on u guys to see how funny it is when the bodies start piling up. SELF DENIAL AND IGNORANCE disguised as fun loving ... A country hell bent on destroying itself..
Family / Re: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by imauri: 11:25am On Jul 28, 2014
Omooba77: Biblically,wife is supposed to call her husband Lord,like Sarah.Please do you call your husband Daddy?
And the relevance of this topic is? Dude/babe or what everdefuq.. if you are bored, head to a beer parlour or call one of your bored friends to gossip or something..anything...lool
Sports / Re: Another American, Robert Simmons, Switches Allegiances To Team Naija @ C'wealth! by imauri: 11:16am On Jul 28, 2014
ednut1: we no want

only he who has an option has a choice
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by imauri: 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2014
Decibel: That Lebanese should be arrested as a matter of urgency. angry

by who? your children?
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by imauri: 4:35pm On Jul 15, 2014
Largas:
Talk that crap to someone else.
Be patriotic to your country. You are a fake citizen. You talk as though my post was referred to you.
If you needn't my advice, then you needn't have quoted me.
WTF! Patriotic to what country? who gives a Bleep what you think of me (this is the problem with most Nigerians, fake as hell, internet preachers, double standards, Impulsive liars if you had the chance to give yourself and your kinds a better future, wouldn’t you take the same steps they too? what do you mean 'not the best of options leaving your country for more money’ Bullshit.. ask urself what you would do. And if you say u won’t give yourself a good future outside Nigeria the same way they did then you are a f%$$ing liar .. Continue being patriotic while your leaders are buying private jets and importing girls from other country with money meant for you ..lol

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Foreign Affairs / Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by imauri: 3:42pm On Jul 15, 2014
Largas: LOL.
This is a common case among some West African Health Professionals.
Normally, the pay scale/range for health professionals in oversea is huge. So some frustrated Health professionals from Ghana, Nigeria, Togo travel overseas and obtain citizenship in order to enjoy higher salary.
But, that is a wrong move. Forsaking your home country because of plenty money is not the nicest of all options.

Don't call this a Ghanaian thing. Some Nigerians do this as well. And even through other means.

expressing patroitism that does not exist..what other options would you suggest for them? would you offer them better jobs? or better living conditions/ security for their families? it is far easier to dwell in self delusion than to point in the direction of reality... save your advice noone asked for it

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Family / Re: What's Happening To Our Men? by imauri: 9:56am On Jul 10, 2014
shelter4luving: Is like out of all the things in the world increasing, the only thing depreciating is LOVE.
when i was a little girl, there's this picture of men i had in my head. i see them as people that are strong, hardworking, brave and people that can defend and protect women. probably all these qualities was meant to be them ,but today, it's difficult to see men with these attribute. what i see now is, different from what i thought.
1. now some men are confidence and bold to publicly tell people how their wife is the bread winner of the family. i even hear this during testimonies in church. oh sorry to say this. if she's the bread winner, please don't expect total respect all the time.
2. Is like all men now want a working, independent woman. so the woman wouldn't depend on them. forgetting that every woman love to depend on his man even if she have the whole money in the world. if a woman cant depend on you, of what use are you to her?
3. a lot of men can actually lie, pretend to love a rich lady just for the sake of her money or fame. that's why you keep seeing advert: ' i want a sugar mummy who can pay' it's disappointing.
4. most men don't even care nor appreciate how the woman manage her time to take care of the children, and still rush home from work to prepare food for the family. rather they keep going around forming Baddest Boy Ever liveth. chasing other ladies and don't even consider how the woman feels. Mr. man, are you not suppose to protect that woman instead of giving her pains and making her cry?
Men, please what's up with you?
if you continue this way, our little boys wouldn't learn how to be real men.
please arise and be the real man you were created to be.


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is like you need to go for an english course and you need to stop depending on men for everything.. men are not your atm machines or business venture.
Politics / Re: Sanusi Erases Scheduled Leave, Dares Jonathan by imauri: 10:32am On Jan 10, 2014
Pope Xander VII:

You're a joke.
but i miss abacha too... am i a joker as well? hehe
Politics / Re: St Paul's College President Denies Speaking To SaharaReporters by imauri: 5:28pm On Jan 09, 2014
awodman: Following the allegation of certificate forgery against Nigeria Minister of Aviation, Ms Stella Oduah, a Nigeria group called Nigerian Liberation Movement (NLM) has revealed that Sahara Reporters, an online media deceived the public on their purported conversation with Saint Pauls College President, MrPeter Stith.

The NLM engaged the services of a private investigator based in the United States to help demystify the alleged scandal.

They also investigated the certificate forgery of Bola Ahmed Tinubu, former Lagos State governor.

In a statement released to elombah.com, NLM stated Mr Peter denied ever speaking with Sahara Reporters and telling them that Oduah never attended the college.

According to the NLM President, the Registrar said that
Sahara Reporters would need a court subpoena to enable
them release such information to them, and since none of
such court order was given, they also did not divulge any
information.


The University was accredited by the Commission of Southern Association of Colleges and Schools to award Baccalaureate degrees but they lost the accreditation on June 21, 2012.

These were the numbers used in contacting the following people who proved Sahara Reporters story wrong.

Commission of Southern Association of Colleges and
Schools: +1 404-679-4501

The President of Saint Pauls College: (+1) 434-848-3111.

The registrar of Saint Pauls College: (+1) 434-848-1800


Meanwhile NLM also stated that the Registrar of Chicago
State University was frustrated that another inquiry is coming on the case of Bola Tinubu stating that they already sent a report to one Gani Fawehinmi in the past and we should refer to him. Any further information from them they noted would require a court subpoena.

This is the number used in getting the Registrar Chicago
State University: (+1) 775-995-3521.

The group spent $2000 to get the information.

http://elombah.com/index.php/special-reports/19999-oduah-certificate-scandal-saint-pauls-college-president-denies-speaking-to-sahara-reporters


so now u are providing their contact numbers for the jobless ones to call and harass, in your foolishness i hope you understand that anyone who knows their stuff can clearly see your ip address and the point of origin of your post... monkey... go on keep harassing them until some people come knocking on ur door and have u shit ur pants...lol

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Declares President Jonathan Incompetent by imauri: 5:24pm On Jan 09, 2014
Nigerians.... internet warriors, a full life of denial even when it stares them in the face... Go on keep supporting the shoeless teacher and the village hippo... very soon the country will burn and all you supporters of these evil people will burn along with it.

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Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by imauri: 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2014
Pretyangel25: seriously he likes dashing me money o but I won't collect anything 4rm him again. tnx 4 ur advice
seriously he likes dashing u money o!!! who do you think you are talking to? that guy will never approach u if you do not encourage it.... some how u do... by ur own lips u just confirmed.... no man will approach a lady, who composes her self and has a respectable behaviour.....men fear such women.... there is something u do, either consciously or sub... somehow, u are encourageing him to approach u.....u better leave that house before that guy drugs and rapes u, who will u tell? and who will listen to you?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Shows-off Engagement Ring From Boyfriend (Picture) by imauri: 3:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
a man does not need to die to go to hell......... hell can be found here on earth... in ur living room, in ur bed, waiting for you at home.....LOL... dame morocco ....lol

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Guy Is Unlucky With Girls by imauri: 9:36pm On Dec 13, 2013
how wouldn't you make all these observations when u dont work..lol
Crime / Re: Man Murdered By Policemen Over Bribe In Port-Harcourt by imauri: 5:26pm On Dec 13, 2013
otijah: Who will take care of that beautiful woman nw? Please @op tell me the mans residence so I can discuss with the wife on how to continue her sex urge, that woman cannot be left like that

you are a fool... how exactly do u intend to do that? with ur techno 1? goat fucking monkey....
Politics / Re: Nigeria Airbrushed Out Of Mandela’s Life Story by imauri: 4:43pm On Dec 12, 2013
all nigerians would say is it is high time you do this and that... all they do is speak big grammar online but docile as a drug fuelled addict... yes people run away from nigerians because they are ashamed... A president that has promoted corruption to the fullest, cannot be seen on center stage representing What? saying What?.. (tisk tisk too shameful)... A country that simply has no more morals where money rules over everything including humanity! nigeria is imploding, nigeria will implode.... when the country dies, Jonatan and abati and all their clowns will flee the country and leave those asking for his re-election to shed their blood.... Oil and greed is our curse.. never tot id ever say this but General sanni Abacha was a million times better than Jonatan.... the stats dont lie.... OP nice one there....check how much oil was, check currency check it all..... nigeria was not indebted to the imf...Our colonial masters(IMF) never left... they made a silent come back capitalising on our curse.. greed ... someone said.. mandelas incarceration was a time capsule shielding him from the corruption that engulfed the whole of africa.... i agree...
Politics / Re: Jonathan Snubbed At Mandela's Memorial by imauri: 4:27pm On Dec 10, 2013
docile people= docile government, corrupt people=corrupt government.... nigeria deserves her leaders for they are a product of its very own society .... the younger generation are still the same... too bad the innocent will continue to suffer.... this write up is exactly the state of the country and its present image globally, Nigerians are hated almost everywhere because of this and it rubs off on all others.... the begining of the end starts from 2014.
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 9:05am On Dec 10, 2013
sakaguchi: Trust me it will, cheesy cheesy cheesy
My friends are resuming tomorrow. Some of your colleagues will be made scapegoats come Dec 04.

you are still at home?.. after all your noise? december 4th has long passed ... undecided, silly little brat.. it appears you still have alot to learn...merry christmas and a happy new yr ... in advance... at home...... chilling . LOL grin

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Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by imauri: 5:28pm On Dec 04, 2013
dejilg:

Oh my! Here comes the catholicist ranting about curing someone's ignorance! Well go through more of ur priest's lies and tell us na! Somethin as "historic" as ur stations of the cross shldnt be hard to call na! Or did u forget the name of d place Jesus got crucified? Am sure u wdnt need ur priest on dat one! The fact is u catholics are not Biblical Christians but purely following ur man made church traditions! Take a step to check ur church history and see its filth!


y dont you just practice ur faith and leave others to what they believe in... its all about our personal relationship with God, whats wrong with u sticking to urs and what u know and leaving Catholics to how they worship.. it is not in ur place to criticise anyone or conclude on what u think is the right way to worship...... when u point to the history of any faith critically , u have turned yourself to a judge by ur own hands... which makes u no different from the pastor in question. peace

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Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by imauri: 5:21pm On Dec 04, 2013
clans:
first of all, no catholic bows down to Mary quote me, what we do is call genuflecting the same you do to your obas and you chiefs and even the average elderly Yoruba man or woman you see on the street. as for Mary being the way the truth and the life you said so yourself NO catholic has ever said that, because we are sinners and have fallen short of the glory of God we go through his mother to INTERCEDE for us on our behalf. Mary was specially conceived without original sin you and i was born with, she was specially designed as the vessel to bring the savior into this world, as for the name Mary, you are right it could as well be Martha or even chrissy3, but it wasn't . and if you say she was just a human, y weren't YOU chosen to bring the savior into the world. i beg of you change you ideology about all this things. ignorance is bliss they say but it is stupid when you base your arguments on them.. have a nice day smiley


you bother yourself with some one willing to draw u out for nothing ..... this guy is not interested in understanding the catholic faith, ever ask yourself y they are always at peace with them selves when they attack catholics? dont both explaining to the guy , lets keep practicing our faith...
... peace..
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by imauri: 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
Bleep grin, my gullet is on the floor and im staring at it laughing.... kai! my belle... my dear so sorry for the out come.. not what you were expecting was it? LOL...... this was an epic battle and i commend all my men, for this... Una be MEN.... LOL...OP next time entitle yaself to judge anyone.LOL.. kai...HOt KONK ...LOL

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Education / Re: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by imauri: 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2013
people3: the lecturers shuld be sack ....if dey like dey shuld not resume on or before 4 dec ...stupid ASUU ...imagine everybd knows no-work no-pay policy,dey a asking 4 4months old strike arrears without no work... rubbish ASUU
People are looking 4 jobs outsides... Dey shuld be sack nd look 4 competent people to replace dem Foolish ASUU ppl time wasters

you are a fine reason y ASUU is doing this.... u are an undergrad i presume , look at your english cry

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Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2013
whiteroses:

he's one of many nigerian dude racist to their own people, his dream would be to marry an akata woman and have mixed race pickney, then one day she will say babe i'm sorry I dont love you anymore and take her shilren away with a restraining order grin. He will then turn into a snake leather-shoe wearing aristo looking for under 25 hot Nigerian girls like me to re-marry cheesy. Them plenty here in London don't mind him jare ore!

ur description....... sounds full of experience ...lol
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2013
uj_sizzle:
Lol i be woman oo grin

i stand corrected... this woman has killed me grin
u have made my day... big ups lol
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2013
sakaguchi: This post is dedicated to all the lunatics, never-do-wells, extremists, ASUU lazy a s s molecturers cheesy, and all the anti-Gej e-fighters who always wear perennial frown. I am not a GEJ fanatic, I don't like PDP, I don't like APC either and I don't like ASUU. All I like is my babe, Chelsea, good football by barca, arsenal, man u etc. I really don't like the like the things you hate and I don't hate the things you like, but one thing is certain.
This decision from GEJ is a popular decision, go back to the beginning of the thread and do some counting. Lol.

great fool...lol... how did u get into school....LOL.... i commend ur typing ability but then again... might be a paid service... lol. monkeybutt... tongue
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:48pm On Nov 29, 2013
sakaguchi:
Happy birthday oo jaare!
Be careful oo! Before perverts like Demdem and Imauri show their peni5 face on the thread.

Long life and prosperity!!!
everyone who reminds you of your self delusional state of mind is a perv... not like you know what it means but anyhow.... like i said yesterday.. your future and destination is set(sure p) with this level of foolishness and ignorance.... the so called pervs are living comfy while u still wait for pocket money..lol... O wise monkey ... at this rate sure p will reject you...LOL.... eat the banana. with a hair like that i dont think u have much hope, PS writing insults in capitals still doesnt make u audible..... it re-enforces the obvious .. grin
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2013
Danhumprey: So,how do you pass out solid waste materials? undecided

regurgitation? lol
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 11:00am On Nov 29, 2013
uj_sizzle:
wonderful! So exercise dey damage bone shocked tongue

LOL... KAI.. this guy has killed me... nice one sir..lol
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:55am On Nov 29, 2013
sakaguchi:
And the question is, why should they be paid? Did they work?
i see you havent eaten the banana and ur lack of its nurishing values enables u display ur brazen foolishness and hopelessness ...... endeavour to kill yourself when they get paid... because they will. lol... i still firmly believe that ur head is no good on ur neck and should be gently placed in ur own ass.. i think thats where it belongs .....lol
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:50pm On Nov 28, 2013
Iaz93: What truth are you talking about? Tell me!
Renovation is going on right now in my university. .Someone sent me pictures of renovated hostels and laboratories.
Nigger, things are already happening. Why is ASUU still making noise. Do they expect to be paid when they didn't work?

One of my lecturers told me he's already tired of the strike. In his words: "you people should just keep praying for it to end". You see!

Most lecturers would return to work immediately.
I'd even love it if those old profs with outdated knowledge are dismissed.

Nigger, is that how you insult your siblings and parents? You call them "dead brains". Or did you learn how to insult from your father? I'll quit replying you if you can't do without abusive words.

i honestly dont give a Bleep with your replies, everyone knows how hard it is to be home on strike for almost a year... if you learn not to insult people just to be heard, u wouldnt have people like me hunting people like u.. i have not attacked anyone on this forum except some halfdead toad, which u kindly gave a hand to.. that y im chopping it off... PS do u even think i give a Bleep if u insult my folks? no.. u call me out? i set u straight.. next time stick to ur business or id make u pay for every letter u type...hypothetically of couse lol..... lol
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2013
sakaguchi:
Oh my God! Now I know I have been trading words with a lunatic. If you truly laugh whenever you type lol, speak of banana with so much emphasis as if it gives you orga.sm, then you need your herbs.

PS. I won't trade words with you, not again, I don't discuss with folks whose IQ digits can be rubbed together to start a fire.

yet ur the one at home...lol..lol
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2013
sakaguchi:

Yea! I need to export it to your bullies wherever it is you are hiding, your obsession with banana might be because you've received repeated racial slur. Quite frankly, I hate exchanging words with ni ars who have low self esteem.




***here is your banana, I can only imagine the rhapsody with which you want to take it off me***

Schmurk.

racial slurs only occur to halfdeads like urself when u display this level of of . cant explain it..lol.......... just take the dame banana.... and it would be shameful for you to think of urself as a NIGGER...LOL....PS u my friend! dont exist, u only served as entertainment for the day...u have outlived that usefullness.... this was fun... however, u are invited to call me out anytime...LOL grin lol.. enjoy home..... its only for a bit shorter now...lol..

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