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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by imauri: 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
continentalceo: im sorry but Nigerians are cowards and majority are lazy ... it hurts don't it, but its the truth |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Unserious?!? by imauri: 11:32am On Aug 11, 2014 |
Ladystewie: Nigerians are just fun loving people and the ability to find fun in a rather serious situation in a bid to reduce the tension is genius to me. I think such 'jokes' tend to calm the people down and I don't really see anything wrong with it. fun loving in the face of mass extinction!... everything is fun to nigerians . do you see people in Liberia making fun of this? no? don't worry, id check back on u guys to see how funny it is when the bodies start piling up. SELF DENIAL AND IGNORANCE disguised as fun loving ... A country hell bent on destroying itself.. |
Family / Re: Do You Call Your Husband Daddy? by imauri: 11:25am On Jul 28, 2014 |
Omooba77: Biblically,wife is supposed to call her husband Lord,like Sarah.Please do you call your husband Daddy?And the relevance of this topic is? Dude/babe or what everdefuq.. if you are bored, head to a beer parlour or call one of your bored friends to gossip or something..anything...lool |
Sports / Re: Another American, Robert Simmons, Switches Allegiances To Team Naija @ C'wealth! by imauri: 11:16am On Jul 28, 2014 |
ednut1: we no want only he who has an option has a choice |
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by imauri: 1:12pm On Jul 17, 2014 |
Decibel: That Lebanese should be arrested as a matter of urgency. by who? your children? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by imauri: 4:35pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Largas:WTF! Patriotic to what country? who gives a Bleep what you think of me (this is the problem with most Nigerians, fake as hell, internet preachers, double standards, Impulsive liars if you had the chance to give yourself and your kinds a better future, wouldn’t you take the same steps they too? what do you mean 'not the best of options leaving your country for more money’ Bullshit.. ask urself what you would do. And if you say u won’t give yourself a good future outside Nigeria the same way they did then you are a f%$$ing liar .. Continue being patriotic while your leaders are buying private jets and importing girls from other country with money meant for you ..lol 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by imauri: 3:42pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Largas: LOL. expressing patroitism that does not exist..what other options would you suggest for them? would you offer them better jobs? or better living conditions/ security for their families? it is far easier to dwell in self delusion than to point in the direction of reality... save your advice noone asked for it 1 Like |
Family / Re: What's Happening To Our Men? by imauri: 9:56am On Jul 10, 2014 |
shelter4luving: Is like out of all the things in the world increasing, the only thing depreciating is LOVE.# is like you need to go for an english course and you need to stop depending on men for everything.. men are not your atm machines or business venture. |
Politics / Re: Sanusi Erases Scheduled Leave, Dares Jonathan by imauri: 10:32am On Jan 10, 2014 |
Pope Xander VII:but i miss abacha too... am i a joker as well? hehe |
Politics / Re: St Paul's College President Denies Speaking To SaharaReporters by imauri: 5:28pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
awodman: Following the allegation of certificate forgery against Nigeria Minister of Aviation, Ms Stella Oduah, a Nigeria group called Nigerian Liberation Movement (NLM) has revealed that Sahara Reporters, an online media deceived the public on their purported conversation with Saint Pauls College President, MrPeter Stith. so now u are providing their contact numbers for the jobless ones to call and harass, in your foolishness i hope you understand that anyone who knows their stuff can clearly see your ip address and the point of origin of your post... monkey... go on keep harassing them until some people come knocking on ur door and have u shit ur pants...lol 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Declares President Jonathan Incompetent by imauri: 5:24pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
Nigerians.... internet warriors, a full life of denial even when it stares them in the face... Go on keep supporting the shoeless teacher and the village hippo... very soon the country will burn and all you supporters of these evil people will burn along with it. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Pleas Help!!! My Sister Husband Is Asking Me Out by imauri: 3:20pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Pretyangel25: seriously he likes dashing me money o but I won't collect anything 4rm him again. tnx 4 ur adviceseriously he likes dashing u money o!!! who do you think you are talking to? that guy will never approach u if you do not encourage it.... some how u do... by ur own lips u just confirmed.... no man will approach a lady, who composes her self and has a respectable behaviour.....men fear such women.... there is something u do, either consciously or sub... somehow, u are encourageing him to approach u.....u better leave that house before that guy drugs and rapes u, who will u tell? and who will listen to you? |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Shows-off Engagement Ring From Boyfriend (Picture) by imauri: 3:56pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
a man does not need to die to go to hell......... hell can be found here on earth... in ur living room, in ur bed, waiting for you at home.....LOL... dame morocco ....lol 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs A Guy Is Unlucky With Girls by imauri: 9:36pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
how wouldn't you make all these observations when u dont work..lol |
Crime / Re: Man Murdered By Policemen Over Bribe In Port-Harcourt by imauri: 5:26pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
otijah: Who will take care of that beautiful woman nw? Please @op tell me the mans residence so I can discuss with the wife on how to continue her sex urge, that woman cannot be left like that you are a fool... how exactly do u intend to do that? with ur techno 1? goat fucking monkey.... |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Airbrushed Out Of Mandela’s Life Story by imauri: 4:43pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
all nigerians would say is it is high time you do this and that... all they do is speak big grammar online but docile as a drug fuelled addict... yes people run away from nigerians because they are ashamed... A president that has promoted corruption to the fullest, cannot be seen on center stage representing What? saying What?.. (tisk tisk too shameful)... A country that simply has no more morals where money rules over everything including humanity! nigeria is imploding, nigeria will implode.... when the country dies, Jonatan and abati and all their clowns will flee the country and leave those asking for his re-election to shed their blood.... Oil and greed is our curse.. never tot id ever say this but General sanni Abacha was a million times better than Jonatan.... the stats dont lie.... OP nice one there....check how much oil was, check currency check it all..... nigeria was not indebted to the imf...Our colonial masters(IMF) never left... they made a silent come back capitalising on our curse.. greed ... someone said.. mandelas incarceration was a time capsule shielding him from the corruption that engulfed the whole of africa.... i agree... |
Politics / Re: Jonathan Snubbed At Mandela's Memorial by imauri: 4:27pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
docile people= docile government, corrupt people=corrupt government.... nigeria deserves her leaders for they are a product of its very own society .... the younger generation are still the same... too bad the innocent will continue to suffer.... this write up is exactly the state of the country and its present image globally, Nigerians are hated almost everywhere because of this and it rubs off on all others.... the begining of the end starts from 2014. |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 9:05am On Dec 10, 2013 |
sakaguchi: Trust me it will, you are still at home?.. after all your noise? december 4th has long passed ... , silly little brat.. it appears you still have alot to learn...merry christmas and a happy new yr ... in advance... at home...... chilling . LOL 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by imauri: 5:28pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
dejilg: y dont you just practice ur faith and leave others to what they believe in... its all about our personal relationship with God, whats wrong with u sticking to urs and what u know and leaving Catholics to how they worship.. it is not in ur place to criticise anyone or conclude on what u think is the right way to worship...... when u point to the history of any faith critically , u have turned yourself to a judge by ur own hands... which makes u no different from the pastor in question. peace 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Okotie Replies Catholics Over His "Hell Fire"sermon by imauri: 5:21pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
clans: you bother yourself with some one willing to draw u out for nothing ..... this guy is not interested in understanding the catholic faith, ever ask yourself y they are always at peace with them selves when they attack catholics? dont both explaining to the guy , lets keep practicing our faith... ... peace.. |
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe That Guys Will Sleep With Those Rough Looking Girls In Brothels by imauri: 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Bleep , my gullet is on the floor and im staring at it laughing.... kai! my belle... my dear so sorry for the out come.. not what you were expecting was it? LOL...... this was an epic battle and i commend all my men, for this... Una be MEN.... LOL...OP next time entitle yaself to judge anyone.LOL.. kai...HOt KONK ...LOL 1 Like |
Education / Re: ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by imauri: 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
people3: the lecturers shuld be sack ....if dey like dey shuld not resume on or before 4 dec ...stupid ASUU ...imagine everybd knows no-work no-pay policy,dey a asking 4 4months old strike arrears without no work... rubbish ASUU you are a fine reason y ASUU is doing this.... u are an undergrad i presume , look at your english 1 Like |
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
whiteroses: ur description....... sounds full of experience ...lol |
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
uj_sizzle: i stand corrected... this woman has killed me u have made my day... big ups lol |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:52pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
sakaguchi: This post is dedicated to all the lunatics, never-do-wells, extremists, ASUU lazy a s s molecturers , and all the anti-Gej e-fighters who always wear perennial frown. I am not a GEJ fanatic, I don't like PDP, I don't like APC either and I don't like ASUU. All I like is my babe, Chelsea, good football by barca, arsenal, man u etc. I really don't like the like the things you hate and I don't hate the things you like, but one thing is certain. great fool...lol... how did u get into school....LOL.... i commend ur typing ability but then again... might be a paid service... lol. monkeybutt... |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:48pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
sakaguchi:everyone who reminds you of your self delusional state of mind is a perv... not like you know what it means but anyhow.... like i said yesterday.. your future and destination is set(sure p) with this level of foolishness and ignorance.... the so called pervs are living comfy while u still wait for pocket money..lol... O wise monkey ... at this rate sure p will reject you...LOL.... eat the banana. with a hair like that i dont think u have much hope, PS writing insults in capitals still doesnt make u audible..... it re-enforces the obvious .. |
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 11:06am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Danhumprey: So,how do you pass out solid waste materials? regurgitation? lol |
Health / Re: Nigerian Girls: Do You Exercise? by imauri: 11:00am On Nov 29, 2013 |
uj_sizzle: LOL... KAI.. this guy has killed me... nice one sir..lol |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 12:55am On Nov 29, 2013 |
sakaguchi:i see you havent eaten the banana and ur lack of its nurishing values enables u display ur brazen foolishness and hopelessness ...... endeavour to kill yourself when they get paid... because they will. lol... i still firmly believe that ur head is no good on ur neck and should be gently placed in ur own ass.. i think thats where it belongs .....lol |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:50pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Iaz93: What truth are you talking about? Tell me! i honestly dont give a Bleep with your replies, everyone knows how hard it is to be home on strike for almost a year... if you learn not to insult people just to be heard, u wouldnt have people like me hunting people like u.. i have not attacked anyone on this forum except some halfdead toad, which u kindly gave a hand to.. that y im chopping it off... PS do u even think i give a Bleep if u insult my folks? no.. u call me out? i set u straight.. next time stick to ur business or id make u pay for every letter u type...hypothetically of couse lol..... lol |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
sakaguchi: yet ur the one at home...lol..lol |
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by imauri: 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
sakaguchi: racial slurs only occur to halfdeads like urself when u display this level of of . cant explain it..lol.......... just take the dame banana.... and it would be shameful for you to think of urself as a NIGGER...LOL....PS u my friend! dont exist, u only served as entertainment for the day...u have outlived that usefullness.... this was fun... however, u are invited to call me out anytime...LOL lol.. enjoy home..... its only for a bit shorter now...lol.. |
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