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Travel / Re: Dana Air-crash Memorial Arcade (Pictures) by imauri: 6:03pm On Sep 18, 2013
no one asked you to put up these photos so Zap you for that.... no one asked you to remind us, without letting us heal completely hence Zap you again..... and to d guy who commented first, congrats for the 1st comment but Bleep u too for trying to make a joke out of this.....half dead, goat head eating muthafucker
Romance / Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by imauri: 3:30pm On Sep 17, 2013
LOL... grin UR MY HERO MEN...LOL
luizworld:
grin Lol. No time
Politics / Re: CAN Prescribes Psychiatric Test For El-rufai Over Anti-Christ Tweets by imauri: 4:15pm On Sep 16, 2013
there is no need to follow any handle... im sure he didnt... CAN are just trying to sensitize the issue... a fully corrupt breed of old corrupt men, who have all sold their souls for wealth and power.... He didnt attack Jesus Christ... he attacked them and they dont like it..... the only way to try to win is to drag the name of Jesus into it.... too bad... all for power
andresia:

I don't need to follow his handle. What abuse did he abuse our Lord? Or is CAN just sensationalising matters? If so then shame on them!
Romance / Re: Black Berry Wahala Wit My Girlfriend by imauri: 10:28am On Sep 16, 2013
you cannot change her... its too late for that now.. let her go cause.. its south bound from here on end my friend .....look for someone... from what i hear, there are loads of ladies very willing to take her place.... but this time do it right from the start
Romance / Re: Is'nt It Absurd For Couples To Shower Together? by imauri: 10:58am On Aug 29, 2013
[quote author=Symphony007]So because i detest this shambolic act, i am now gay. How narrow minded. Some of you blasting me are ignorant to the law of exclusivity. No matter how close and loving your marraige or relationship is, there is has to been firewalls. Too little openess in a relationship is bad, too little of privacy is worse and taking showers together is wrong. Period! What next? Sharing a toothbrush? Removing your wife or girlfriend's tampoon or pooping together?[/quote
there is nothing shambolic about it.....there is just something wrong with u.... if u dont like it then thats good for u.... no-one is going to try to change ur mind on it but dont try to make people see reason in this crap... or maybe ur alone time is in the shower.... maybe......
Travel / Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by imauri: 3:49pm On Aug 26, 2013
dridowu: thank you , mr teacher
anytime my dear
Travel / Re: HUNGARIAN Visa Application. by imauri: 3:23pm On Aug 26, 2013
akereconfi: At long last....I just I scaled through the interview. @ VGC complex Lekki Lagos.
Just came out 5 minutes ago. Thanks to everybody that helped especially KENNYBUDA....

Just booked ma ticket to University of Debrecen now for Software n Information Technology.

hope ur goood in programming.. esp java.. ud need the knowledge
Travel / Re: HUNGARIAN Visa Application. by imauri: 3:18pm On Aug 26, 2013
souleymon:

Hungary where hunger lives
We Nigerians are failing to understand
that our beloved Country is better than some of these
European Countries
malnourished lizard. if u eat beans and banana maybe JUST MAYBE u fit grow small brain....the op is right... there is no basis for Comparison in terms of infrastructure or education.... its a dame shameful that we have oil and they dont.....NOW back to the matter of ur inteligence.. do u know that protain aids brain-function?... if ur brain is filled with isi-ewu how can u think? lol...

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Travel / Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by imauri: 2:54pm On Aug 26, 2013
i understand ur pain and all but i do not share the same sentiment.... we all pain as well but home is home... no matter what.....i dont live in nigeria but i grew up there and it will always be my home...(do not call nigeria a pit just because u have the opportunity others may not have... i dont live in nigeria, i have a professional job( a good one at that) and my wife is not nigerian either but she knows i love my country ( every country has issues) EVERY....and it is my home and hers as well....so swallow ur anger....just so u know....truth be told alot of well meaning nigerians have no time for this crap..... so i guess those hating on u are the undergrads who use figures to rep words eg 8(hate)...... and u just responded to them

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Travel / Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by imauri: 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
dridowu: Y shd i 8 Nigerians living aboard ? I have never and i wll never 8 Nigerians living aboard......................cos i still dream of living aboard

y(why) shd(should) i(correct) 8(hate) nigerians living aboard(abroad), i wll(will) never 8(hate) nigerians living aboard(abroad).......cos(accepted) i still dream of living aboard(abroad)...... oya, 2nd attempt... dont be ashamed or shy...

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Politics / Re: An Expatriate's Indepth Analysis Of Corruption In Nigeria by imauri: 11:10am On Aug 26, 2013
Kairoseki77: This man has a distorted view of Naija from working in the oil and gas industry. We ALL know that the Nigerian oil industry is one of the most corrupt institutions on planet earth. If I worked in oil and gas, and then encountered minor corruption out of the office, I would come to the same conclusion as the author - that we are hopelessly and desperately corrupt.

Outside of the oil and gas industry (and politics), Nigerians are much less corrupt. Money changers are a good example. The main driver for petty corruption is the massive poverty rate. The main cause of the poverty rate is lack of power. As someone heavily involved in Nigerian business, it is dam.n near impossible to to anything at all in a country with no power. It is 2013, and most modern business ventures need at least 24 hour power to even have a hope of succeeding. Try running even a simple grocery store without power, and you will see the challenge. Manufacturing is impossible!

It is not true that Nigeria hasn't improved. I can list over a 100 things in Lagos that have improved in the past two years alone.
delusion of grandeur
Politics / Re: An Expatriate's Indepth Analysis Of Corruption In Nigeria by imauri: 11:08am On Aug 26, 2013
THE GOVERNMENT IS A BY-PRODUCT OF THE SOCIETY.... WHAT WE HAVE IN GOVERNMENT IS A GENERAL REPRESENTATION OF THE SOCIETY...THE PEOPLE.... LIKE IT OR NOT BUT UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE NIGERIAN IN US.... NIGERIANS DONT WANT CHANGE.. NIGERIANS DONT LIKE CHANGE... BRINGING CHANGE TO NIGERIA IS BRINGING A DEATH SENTENCE TO URSELF.....WE REFUSE TO CHANGE BUT WE WANT A BETTER COUNTRY.....dont lie to urself... pick one thing remarkable about the society.. apart from the madness for material posession at all cost...... this guy got it all right... unfortunate but true... hence its not the government to be held responsible ... it is us....

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by imauri: 2:21pm On Aug 21, 2013
ldollier:

well, from what i have seen, experienced yankee citizens are infact better than the nigerian guyz that i dated. not just yankee citizens, other nationalities(caucasian, asian, e.t.c) are infact better.

p.s: notice i did not generalize.. but thats what floats my boats
lies.... all lies.... baby! u lying...u lonely baby.. hugging urself and shit... aint no shame in it baby! lol
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by imauri: 2:11pm On Aug 21, 2013
WesleyanA:
i don't know. settle for less i guess undecided
LOL... u wish....most nigerian girls have nothing to offer...so i dont see the need for the infusion of LESS in ur statement..... besides (2/3rd most promiscuous in the world).... thats a hell of a title....(settle for less my ass)

Romance / Re: Does Dating A Girl Means That The Guy Should Buy Her Everything She Needs/wants? by imauri: 11:52am On Aug 21, 2013
Dyt: Lmao at these tadpoles pickin on me
Sorry y'all gays

u backed down.... u stupidly believed you knew how to talk abi....lol....be careful doe.. so ur desperation doesnt lead u towards beastility.......lol
Romance / Re: Does Dating A Girl Means That The Guy Should Buy Her Everything She Needs/wants? by imauri: 3:34pm On Aug 20, 2013
Dyt: Leave it, let it b prostitution
I like it dat way
Bt he must pay my bills, y will he hav moni and won't spend?
I pity una partner


Goal ball
yes we leave it at prostitution then again respect to prostitutes for non deception but u...ur just a dead maggot.. go and work for ur own money like ur a decent lady .. its his money not urs.......)0.0! ooh i didnt realise.... u ARE working...lol ride on sister....LOL fucking rat
Romance / Re: Does Dating A Girl Means That The Guy Should Buy Her Everything She Needs/wants? by imauri: 3:28pm On Aug 20, 2013
Dyt: One of d stingy negros

Bt he can do 2 me any style he wants abi
Shege bansa

but thats what girls like u are there for now...lol
Romance / Re: Does Dating A Girl Means That The Guy Should Buy Her Everything She Needs/wants? by imauri: 3:26pm On Aug 20, 2013
Dyt: And wat is wrong if he even takes care of my extended families

U men are so heavenly stingy
and u women have high handed unprofessional unlicensed prostitutional traits........
Romance / Re: Does Dating A Girl Means That The Guy Should Buy Her Everything She Needs/wants? by imauri: 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2013
Dyt: Yes I do
In fact comon garri, he does it 4 me
idiot... if u too vex go fry iceblock..or carpet third mainland bridge.... foolish girl...lol... ok u have a child... i ASSUME ur married so i wont insult u too much FOR UR HUSBANDS SAKE(only) .... just small..
Romance / Re: An Unbelievable Experience With A Female Banker by imauri: 11:06am On Aug 14, 2013
playdude: It was a cool morning, i was chilling and cruzing when i suddenly realized i had to make a payment to someone so so important. i had my bath, freshed up and zoomed off in a simple outfit.(I look my best just after bath).
I got to the bank, went for a deposit slip, and alas there was a queue. since i was rushing somewhere and wanted to quickly get out of the bank, i decided to fill the slip while standing, so i can catch up with any opportunity as fast as possible. It turned out those ahead of me were making withdrawals, after i was asked to then go to a cabin to make my deposit. I slightly opened the door and i saw this female staff who on sighting me gasped and left her mouth half open with an astounding look of awe. I didn't understand, i sat down and gave her the slip with my cash deposit, then i quickly told her that the double writings on the slip was because i filled it upstanding cos she would glance at the slip and then look back at me. She then told me to sign in certain areas on the slip for reasons best know to her, i obliged and bowed my head to sign. looking up to give her the slip, i met with another unusual stare, i became uncomfortable, started to think right there on what this might mean, then what she made a final word, i understood something must be going on in her head so so much she couldn't control it, had to show it off. That to me was assault, i felt like going back to slap her, but on what grounds? Synopsis is that ladies are now so shameless and unbecoming. only god knows what she would have done if the cabin wasn't transparent. i don't pride myself in my handsomeness because i didn't create myself, its a gift from God. Next time i see her or have a similar experience, its gonna be WAR!!!!!!!!!!

not what you expected init? today, u will be eaten alive mr handsome...LOL
Romance / Re: Happily Married To Nigerians (photos) by imauri: 3:48pm On Aug 13, 2013
y would he seek validation online? validation from who? u?... he spoke his mind and thats it... if u dont like it then Bleep off, he is not justifying anything..... he does not need to ...
demelza:
Why dont you just come out and say you have seen a white woman you want to marry instead of indirectly seeking for validation online?
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Talks About Attempted Suicide by imauri: 4:26pm On Aug 12, 2013
monkey
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped By A Lady Before by imauri: 3:44pm On Aug 12, 2013
and im sure he beat u like pounded yam......
Smartie gurl: Lolzz! I once slapped a dude for misbahaving..

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Romance / Re: My Younger Brother Is In Love With A White Girl by imauri: 3:31pm On Aug 12, 2013
my wife is white......and im not typing from the grave... there is a general misconception about this issue which amounts to fear mongering...there are just two issues here and ur fear is not one of them..
1.experience/maturity
2. marriage...
these are where your fears should lie

PS , FORGET ABOUT HER COMING TO NIGERIA FIRST... AINT HAPPENIN.......the kidnapping stories have gone too far....the truth is ur brother would have to go there first... and if he decides to, u cannot stop him, so dont force him, support him but make him understand that what he is about steping into may go both ways... depending on the girl.. canadian girls are not as mad(quite chilled) as their american and english cousins(black and white all they crase-and it includes,british nigerians and american nigerians). whatever the Bleep.. all join....lol


berem: I forgot to add that she wants him to come for a visit first before the end of this year. she said she needs a picture of both of them together to prove they are both in a relationship for tourist visa or so. Then after school, he will join her finally.

Another thing i fear is racism. with the way Nigerians are being killed because of white chicks, am really scared.
Romance / Re: Guys Only!!! Pls No Female Intruders by imauri: 10:29am On Aug 08, 2013
you be monkey o.....
Career / Re: Promising Careers And Professions Emerging In Africa by imauri: 1:57pm On Aug 01, 2013
kidnapping and holdings *****
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Access To My Scholarship Money. by imauri: 1:42pm On Aug 01, 2013
foolish boy... SHE WANTS TO MONITOR UR SPENDING AND ADVICE U ON INVESTMENT! OBVIOUSLY UR BLINDED BY SEEMING LOVE . SO U OBVIOUSLY REFUSE TO READ ALL THAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE... there is no point advicing u then...
Symphony007: One of the reason she gave for wanting the details is that she wants to monitor how i spend the money and advice me on how to invest the money for future purposes. Because after graduation. Jobs won't be waiting with open arms so i need some money to hold on to. It sounds sensible and caring but i'm still skeptical.
Politics / Re: £3,000 UK Visa Bond To Start In November by imauri: 2:56pm On Jul 30, 2013
AS MUCH AS I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS MOVE, IT IS EASY TO SEE Y MOST NIGERIANS ARE TARGETTED AND TREATED THIS WAY... just look at the comments on this trend... tribalsm/ NIGERIANS IN THE UK/US VS NIGERIANS BACK HOME.... bunch of idiots... we are all nigerians for G sake.... we fight amoungs ourselves over everything.. always wanting to degrade one another so how do u expect these people to treat u..... indians are a thousand times more unified this us...... shame shame...

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Romance / Re: If Your Wife Permits U To Have A One Night Stand, Is It Cheating? by imauri: 2:13pm On Jul 30, 2013
the question should be, are you dumb enough to even contemplate the offer? well if u are truly unimaginably that dumb then i will have you know sir, that she is getting ready to kill ur stupid ass.lol

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Romance / Re: What Are The Reasons For High Level Of 30 Years+ Single Ladies In Nigeria? by imauri: 3:39pm On Jul 25, 2013
obadiah777: ALL BULLSHYTTT. IF A LADY IS HOT ENOUGH, DOES NOT MATTER HOW BAD HER ATTITUDE IS OR HOW OLD SHE IS ( DIDNT HALLE BERRY AND JENNIFER ANNISTON GET MARRIED IN THEIR FORTIES ? ), SHE WILL ALWAYS FIND A MAN. YES I KNOW ITS UNFAIR BUT MEN ARE CARNAL BRUTE BEASTS. IF YOU ARE HOT, DOES NOT MATTER YOUR AGE, YOU WILL ALWAYS GET SUITORS. HOWEVER AFRICAN FOOD IS NOT GOOD ON A LADY SO MAYBE MANY AFRICAN LADIES AT 30 LOOK LIKE THE MICHELIN MAN HENCE WHY NO SUITORS grin grin grin HEY ITS A BRUTAL WORLD. YOU GOTTA SACRIFICE TO GET WHAT YOU WANT. YOU CANT HAVE IT ALL. DITCH THE AFRICAN FOOD AND TRY TAEBO, YOU MAY JUST GET A MAN AT 40 wink
yOUR ROLES MODELS ARE ALL GUNNING FOR THEIR 3RD AND 4TH MARRIAGES... AT 30S/40S ..... INTERESTING SELECTION BY THE WAY.........DONKEY..LOL

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Romance / Re: What Are The Reasons For High Level Of 30 Years+ Single Ladies In Nigeria? by imauri: 3:22pm On Jul 25, 2013
karpentar: Where are the guys? Folks are unemployed or struggling with poor paying jobs. These situations are not ideal for marriage.
Hence your name...
Romance / Re: What Are The Reasons For High Level Of 30 Years+ Single Ladies In Nigeria? by imauri: 3:19pm On Jul 25, 2013
A circle of recurring mistakes... they all wanted to be kings on earth.. have all the BBs, Gold ,cars, houses etc without working(9-5/) or for free and all right? use what you have to get what you want init! at some point in time in life 30+ ladies put a price on the heads and bodies, and now everyone knows the price already paid,their market value hit rock bottom... its a pity but it is what it is... i do accept thaT there are exceptional cases.... HEART GOES OUT.. BUT for the mass of them,rip the fruits.... no sympathy

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