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RomanceRe: Man Shares Lover's Dirty Undies After Sex, Gets Blasted For Disrespecting Her by imitateMe(m): 4:27pm On Aug 23, 2019
LillyVal:
When the pant is clean you will hear, baby remove it yourself.
But if it is dirty you will hear, baby close your eyes, am shy
That's how you do ba?
RomanceRe: Man Shares Lover's Dirty Undies After Sex, Gets Blasted For Disrespecting Her by imitateMe(m): 4:26pm On Aug 23, 2019
Funmmyastic:
To be honest those undies are dirty but what does he stand to gain from this?
Pudden head!
Doesn't look dirty to me. shocked
CelebritiesRe: Isabella Ayuk, Empress Njamah, Black Solo Storm Kingsley Amafibe Birthday Party by imitateMe(m): 11:50am On Aug 23, 2019
embarassedMy gf is sexier than her na
CelebritiesRe: See What Basketmouth Said About Couples In The Big Brother Naija House by imitateMe(m): 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2019
Bleep off
CelebritiesRe: Abidoye Damilola: What A teacher Did To My 2-Year-Old Son In Lagos by imitateMe(m): 10:57am On Aug 21, 2019
AreaFada2:
2 years old babies have no business being in school. A proper accredited creche at most.

It is your responsibility to ensure your kids school is the right one.
People need to weigh career and parenthood carefully to find a balance.

The foolish teacher needs to be stripped naked and flogged.
I started school at 1.5 years
CelebritiesRe: Abidoye Damilola: What A teacher Did To My 2-Year-Old Son In Lagos by imitateMe(m): 10:57am On Aug 21, 2019
Women have been physically abusing a lot of children.
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:42am On Aug 21, 2019
LillyVal:
That's me.
Long story short, send me ur number. I want to confirm if it looks like mine cool
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:39am On Aug 21, 2019
NkayStory:
Only senseless losers spend their entire time chatting and complaining about Nigerian girls attitude on-line.
No female owes you zilch on-line!...There are females all around off-line,chat with those!

You lots too tend to sound silly,with your lame chat-up lines and childish 'have you eaten' questions...

Sheesh!
Many ladies admitted to me that they love that question from men. I think you're not saying the truth. grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:35am On Aug 21, 2019
Olatara:
Some of them have been rejected by ladies so they come to pour out their frustration on babes here.
Like I said before, I never experience these set of guys on Nairaland in real life setting.
Are you that ugly? cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:31am On Aug 21, 2019
LillyVal:
Most Nigerian men are boring and very annoying. All this broke ass niga ranting here, the only thing you guys is good at is to ask senseless questions? Imagine ansering 400+ msgs of "How are you? have you eaten? where are you?"which school? did you graduate?, Where are you from? what do you do for a living? from?what do you do for fun?"

Meanwhile some of you guys didn’t write jamb while some can’t buy monthly data for themselves but they are online looking for serious relationships, the best way to discharge those fools is demand for money. My sister I repeat demand for money , so that the idiot will free you and get serious with his life. Some are even under age but because there auntie bought phone for them they will not have respect.

Some guys so annoying, when u become too nice dey start asking for you number, ifyou say no it's a problem o if u send it another problem... Me like dis I can be very nice buh once you send me ur number I stop chatting wit you dat how annoying I can be..... Thank you

Advice
As soon as a girl begins to give you these attitude, just know that, she is not interested in your chats
"Give me ur number at once." That's better than asking questions na. Btw most ladies prefer guys who go straight to the point.
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:29am On Aug 21, 2019
grin
MariaLavina:
Guys be interrogating instead of conversing, but then what does an average Nigerian man have to discuss other than diicks and pussy? Visits and straffing? lol. Yet these sick kids come here to rant. grin






Anyways me, when asked jamb questions.
How can u converse without asking questions grin
Ur brain needs overhauling grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:26am On Aug 21, 2019
rosy1992:
This got me thinking why would you expect a random girl to have an interesting chat with you, what does it portray?
K
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:26am On Aug 21, 2019
Paxie55:
Chatting with people's girlfriend and complaining they are boring, I wonder what your reaction will be if you found out that your girlfriend or wife is chatting happily and consistently with random dudes online.
Hypocrites!! As if there's more to what they want if not to beg you to come visit them or ask some stupid question about age, state or if you have a boyfriend.
Dumb motherfvxkers.
K
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:25am On Aug 21, 2019
phintohlar:
Na by force to reply, you chooses to tell me how your days went, so wetin make we do. The most annoying question you guys asked is " i've you eaten"
K grin
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 10:25am On Aug 21, 2019
Isha327:
Stop screaming and go get a foreign girl
Leave Nigeria girls alone tongue
K
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Creating Whatsapp Platforms For Job Vacancy Group by imitateMe(m): 2:06pm On Aug 20, 2019
CrimeRe: Police Officers Pick Corpse Of Woman Raped To Death In Benue by imitateMe(m): 11:24am On Aug 20, 2019
This is what they call rape, not the one madam busola was claiming. Now you are talking. .
CrimeRe: Sadiya Missing In Jos After Meeting Facebook Lover (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:17am On Aug 20, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
I don't understand how a lady will meet a guy online and then boldly carry her two legs to go see the guy. What sort of guts is thathuh And if you must go see an online friend or boyfriend, must you go there alonehuh Can't you go with at least 2 persons. Don't go with your girlfriend Infact if your way pure, you should be able to tell your brothers or uncles about your intention and let them go with you or rather, your online friend/lover should be the one to come visit you at an open place where your brothers/uncle will be there for safety sake. Some girls will even travel from Lagos all the way down to kafancha to see an online friend/loverhuh Una dey craze nihuh Se Edi Mu yin nihuh What nonsense has the online guy told you that has wiped all your sense of reasoning awayhuh Se Nitori Owo yi nonihuh Owo that you will have yourself if only you are patient and hardworking. Why allow covetousness cut your life shorthuh Fear has left many of these young women. Una no even dey pity/consider your family when taking decision. Now this one went with a Facebook stranger without thinking of what her family will go through should anything happen to her. With all the murder/strangulating/ritual stories flying upandan, they still no dey hear word.
Even me at my age, I still dey fear to meet some online friends because Aye Le nisin ooo. Trust nobody. Still these ones no go hear. You allow someone use you for ritual while your family wallows in poverty imaginehuh
Ladies please please and please, Aye Le ooo. The world is full of evil. We are in the evil times now. Don't get carried away by luxurious promises from any guy. Don't let anyone use you to enrich their pockets. I have said it before Ladies you are worth more than that. You are a princess, You are a Diamond, You are valuable. Please know your worth!!! Mothers in the house please teach your daughters contentment no matter their age, start from now. Teach them to work with their hands and not rely on another. Teach them not to go out with Strangers. It's difficult trusting relations let alone strangers. God will help us and give us the Grace to train up our children in the way they should grow according to God's word in Jesus name.
It is my prayer for this young lady to return home safely.
Read my signature
Aye le o ..Akamara grin
Na money dey kill women
CelebritiesRe: Abdullahi Olatoyan: “I Love Linda Ikeji, I See Her In My Dreams” by imitateMe(m): 8:26pm On Aug 19, 2019
Funmmyastic:
A school dropout,he should dream of improving himself financially,education wise rather than dreaming about a lady that does not know that he exist.
Don't be jealous ma
RomanceRe: Should A Wife Stay Faithful if Her Husband Is Jailed For Life? by imitateMe(m): 7:23am On Aug 19, 2019
funmisticqueen:
See how you contradicted yourself in that comment. Loyalty is a decision no one can be forced to make, man or woman and yet women are expected to be loyal to any tom, dick and dandruff once she opens her legs to him. If i want a man to be loyal to me, it has to be a decision he makes himself, unless i am from the mafia.

Taking care of a man's financial needs is the same as coddling him and will do this opposite of inspiring loyalty. It will only emasculate the man and turn him into a spoilt little child. Only a mother can do that without it being an issue.

For you to type and think this, no woman will respect you and will just take you as a simp. Are you lowkey gay? Better man up o.
Then don't demand loyalty from men. Period. grin
RomanceRe: Should A Wife Stay Faithful if Her Husband Is Jailed For Life? by imitateMe(m): 10:40pm On Aug 18, 2019
funmisticqueen:
why should we be loyal to unloyal men
Don't expect loyalty from people you have no power over. Men are men, and not children grin
If you want a man to be loyal, take care of his financial needs. With great power comes great responsibility; and vice versa.
Thank you grin
CrimeRe: Man Runs Mad After Refusing To Use Mom For Money Rituals, His Penis Was Rejected by imitateMe(m): 5:56pm On Aug 18, 2019
Why are Delta, Ph, Benin people so reckless when it comes to juvenile delinquency? Their girls are so full of STD, their boys don't know than to be using people for rituals!!
The few days in spent in Agbor and Benin, I know wetin those girls use my eye see shocked

I just hope this is just a drama
RomanceRe: I'm Doomed by imitateMe(m): 5:51pm On Aug 18, 2019
MariaLavina:
Oh sorry about that.

But are you sure you didn't share any personal things with anyone? Do you have your own personal clipper? Not that this matters anymore but until she's testedyou can't really be sure you got it from her.
I feel like farting in ur mouth undecided
RomanceRe: Girls Are Unpredictable by imitateMe(m): 5:41pm On Aug 18, 2019
MariaLavina:
Sometimes I wonder how you lots reason, upon all the brown yellow pink green pills you have been swallowing on Nl you still never heal.Your mumuness just dey skyrocket every day. Hain!

So you saw a girl, a beautiful one and automatically your brain and diick switched functions. Must you approach every beautiful lady you see immediately? I mean where's your value? Your pride? Your brain? How about turning the situation other way round for once?! is there a crime if she appreciates you?


Most of you are the cause of your predicaments because you belittle yourselves by chasing after any thing in skirts.Please be valuable, ladies love men who aren't easy to get.
Your jealousy go strong o grin
Take it easy mama grin
RomanceRe: Should A Wife Stay Faithful if Her Husband Is Jailed For Life? by imitateMe(m): 5:37pm On Aug 18, 2019
I trust naija women. Women with dripping pussies. grin
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Girls by imitateMe(m): 5:33pm On Aug 18, 2019
Zinny25:
I don't understand guys.... I dated one like that for one year and through out the relationship I never asked for a dime because I don't know how to, moreover I'm employed and he never even gave me #100 recharge card not to talk of giving me money. I had a pressing need at a time this should be after 10months of dating, I reluctantly asked him to borrow me some money, I knew the courage it took me to open my mouth to ask him,and he refused. In his little mind he's wise,no girl can eat his money...Guys are scum
You said "for a year", later you said " after 10 months" grin
O girl, you are like the typical Naija girl jare. grin
Who knows how much you asked for sef grin
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Girls by imitateMe(m): 5:30pm On Aug 18, 2019
XhosaNostra:
And the only way to change the entitlement is by not giving "tokens" to people for basically doing the same thing you're also doing. Which part of what I'm saying is not sinking in? If I was a man, a woman would have to breakdance before getting a cent out of me. You guys are just too desperate. You create these dilemmas yourselves.
You don't understand naija girls grin grin
They are hissing at you now grin
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Girls by imitateMe(m): 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2019
JONNYSPUTE:
.. So giving her a little token for tp is now seen as introducing money so early? And if he didn't give,its another issue. Let me even tell you that the girl declined the initial 1k was because she felt disappointed with the amount and her thought already was that the op is stingy or maybe broke,the reason she never went to visit him as earlier promised. If the op has given her substantial amount,she would ve visited him even more than once,in fact the op would have being the one pleading with her to stop visiting.And for her asking for 5k later justifies my stand. Take it or leave it.
Exactly!!

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