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Celebrities › Re: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 10:14am On Aug 10, 2019
Nicolex:
What's not love about him?
You love his money grin
Celebrities › Re: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 9:20am On Aug 10, 2019
Nicolex:
;Dwawu!,as if both economic and first class can't get you to your destination...sha i over love this davido too much joy for him body.
Why you no go love am?
Politics › Re: AAC Expels Sowore And 26 Others From Party by imitateMe(m): 9:38pm On Aug 09, 2019
Idaytesj29:
Now I see, Yorubas are truly the betrayals. Bunch of victim players.
You no dey read. Didn't you see Nzenwa there??
Politics › Re: AAC Expels Sowore And 26 Others From Party by imitateMe(m): 9:34pm On Aug 09, 2019
hammerVJ:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COWARDLY BETRAYERS...


WE KNOW DEM.
You no dey read
Romance › Re: Lady Moves Boyfriend To Tears With Fried Plantain And Eggs (photo) by imitateMe(m): 2:52pm On Aug 09, 2019
chiommy123:
If you come prepare fufu/ eba with correct ukazi soup wetin he go do?
As if you can do it.
Science/Technology › Re: FGN Invites Recent 1st Class Graduates In Sciences And Engineering To TYSON by imitateMe(m): 7:38am On Aug 09, 2019
Just as Nigeria is good at winning u16 football cup; in the same vein, Nigeria loves producing first class graduates at BSc level.
You can't compete with the whites at advanced level All these talk talk won't get us anywhere; we are NOT INTELLIGENT enough!!

How many of our programmers can hack better than the Indians, Americans and Europeans? At least we all have computers. How many Nigerians can invent a cryptocurrency like Santoshi Nakamoto did? How many of our chess masters can beat the average Asian grandmaster?

We'd rather gather and talk, talk and talk!
Celebrities › Re: Charles Okocha Kisses Lady With Mouth Odour by imitateMe(m): 12:49am On Aug 09, 2019
MiaB:
so many hidden comments
Dirty girl
Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Delta Girl Commits Suicide Over Failed Relationship With Boyfriend by imitateMe(m): 12:42am On Aug 09, 2019
akinade28:
Relationships are for mature minds oo, because the pain of an heartbreak is usually very bad.
I remember my first heartbreak, I was just walking around the campus aimlessly with my hair unkept, I didn't even notice I was putting on bathroom slippers. Mind you I was in my mid twenties
Another friend of mine barbed her hair after her first heartbreak.
Someone said that the part of brain that processes physical pains also processes emotional pains. For physical pains, other people can see it, hence they can comfort you, treat it and help in the healing process but emotional pains nobody can see it, you are the only person that knows where it hurts hence healing is much more difficult except you get professional help from a psychologist . unfortunately a lot people have little informations about these things
I don't understand you women
Car Talk › Re: What Would You Do If Someone Did This In Your Car? (PHOTO) by imitateMe(m): 12:37am On Aug 09, 2019
MiaB:
Dirty boy
I'm a clean man
Car Talk › Re: What Would You Do If Someone Did This In Your Car? (PHOTO) by imitateMe(m): 8:48pm On Aug 08, 2019
MiaB:
Sometimes you'll get good customers, sometimes you'll get bad ones. clean it up and move on
Dirty girl
Romance › Re: Man Caught Sexually Abusing A Lady In A Queue, Caught On Camera (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:12pm On Aug 08, 2019
All girls love it
Celebrities › Re: Sonia Morales And IK Ogbonna Divorce Legally by imitateMe(m): 5:29pm On Aug 08, 2019
Kilamiti:
A woman will divorce you without looking back If 1) you are out rightly gay. 2) you keep laying your filthy hands on her until one-day she can't take it no more. 3) when you feel because you have married her then you can now boldly cheat and do anyhow thinking after all she wants to bear "Mrs" she will tolerate all my nonsense. LMAO dear men, these new generation women are nothing like your mothers and grandmothers ohhhh,they are changing the narrative. They are going all out to be independent,vibrant,energetic. They will throw your silly ass outa their precious lives and move the Bleep on without looking back.these ones know the importance of self love and peace of mind.dont go about cheating and misbehaving.they are quietly watching you and one-day monkey go go market and won't return to your home with the kids. There are a million and one men with the same dick as urs if not even sweeter. Treat your women as trash and one-day like play like play you will loose her to a better man.
Lol..only women liked your comment.
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Enjoys A Stroll With His Russian Partner And Their cute Twin Daughters by imitateMe(m): 4:48pm On Aug 07, 2019
Ivanmykel:
Beautiful people
I need twins too.
Let me give you triplets. I've not had sex in 8 years now. cool
Family › Re: Lady's Children Die After Eating Carrots (Graphic Photos) by imitateMe(m): 1:04pm On Aug 07, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I wonder why she's posting this on social media. She needs to be investigated imo. Perhaps there's a new relationship she wanna pursue & doesn't want the children standing in the way of her "happiness". Something is fishy about this.
True.
Romance › Re: Women Are Naturally Superior To Men. by imitateMe(m): 12:08pm On Aug 07, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Says who? Swerve pls.
Even females don't deny it. Women are actually better at twerking.
Romance › Re: Women Are Naturally Superior To Men. by imitateMe(m): 9:42am On Aug 07, 2019
In everything, men are superior. Even in fashion and skin care. The best hair stylists are men.
Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Boring, I Mean Very Boring. by imitateMe(m): 6:41am On Aug 07, 2019
phintohlar:
Na by force to reply, you chooses to tell me how your days went, so wetin make we do. The most annoying question you guys asked is " i've you eaten"
Some ladies like that question. I know one who admitted it.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Older Oyibo Lover. See Reactions by imitateMe(m): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2019
chiommy123:
Gone are the days when men work hard to make geniue income.
And gone are the days when women don't receive money or gifts from men they aren't engaged to.
Family › Re: Lady Who Married After 3-Month Long Distance Relationship Speaks After It Ended by imitateMe(m): 9:10am On Aug 06, 2019
Even when you messed up, you wanted him to overlook and pamper you abi? Continue dreaming. This is the problem of most women
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Charges Men N20million To Get Down With Her by imitateMe(m): 9:06am On Aug 06, 2019
Hahaha...if I use 3k on top you, something is wrong with me then. grin
Science/Technology › Re: Hunters Butcher 23 Whales And Turn The Sea Red With Blood In The Faroe Islands by imitateMe(m): 10:20pm On Aug 05, 2019
kingy1:
i taught the person i quoted earlier was the most stupid. I never knew you were a competitor in the stupidity market. With this level of stupidity, in a week time, you should have make your competitors go out of stock.
You certainly must be from Bayelsa. Your outburst is pardoned.
Crime › Re: Brazilian Gang Leader Dresses Up As His Daughter In Failed Prison Escape (Pics) by imitateMe(m): 8:27pm On Aug 05, 2019
toffyz:
If he eventually escaped, then what about the daughter? Will she be there in his place ?? Because what is most certain is that both can't go out @ same time.

Will the daughter now go out twice??

I'm not understanding o, lol
His daughter must have been visiting him in the prison often times to see to his welfare. The officials would likely not apprehend the daughter and see her presence as one of those usual visits to her father.
Science/Technology › Re: Hunters Butcher 23 Whales And Turn The Sea Red With Blood In The Faroe Islands by imitateMe(m): 5:50pm On Aug 05, 2019
izzou:
grin

An already dead whale was butchered in Nigeria and insults were flying upandan

Now these ones voluntary killed, not just one, but 23 grin

Let me wait for the usual praise singers to resume for afternoon duty cool
They didn't eat the whales like animals. Your people ate the whale like their lives depended on it.
Investment › Re: A Little Bit Of Forex Memes by imitateMe(m): 1:03pm On Aug 05, 2019
PETCOKE:
Forex has left my heart in stitches lol
So females trade forex?
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Of Househelp Forcing Faeces On Madam's Son by imitateMe(m): 12:49pm On Aug 05, 2019
EngrMcDon:
Some people women are naturally wicked and heartless, what is this world turning into.
Only women abuse children. That's why beat them. If they were stronger than men, they would beat us too.
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Of Househelp Forcing Faeces On Madam's Son by imitateMe(m): 12:38pm On Aug 05, 2019
So many children are in permanent problems because of the carelessness of their mothers. How can you be letting a stranger bath your own baby?? Women really have fish brain oo.

All these abuse on innocent children by women must stop. Everytime we read about women abusing children. Why women??
I swear, I won't hesitate to deal with any woman who behaves improperly around me. Mtchew.
Politics › Re: #RevolutionNow: Man Beaten & Dragged Into Police Van For Having Sharp Mouth by imitateMe(m): 12:31pm On Aug 05, 2019
Sowore is buying popularity.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Jeff Evicted From The Big Brother House by imitateMe(m): 8:45pm On Aug 04, 2019
deepwater:
LONG OVER DUE
Cute guy like that.
Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of Nicholai (slimchase) & Chiamaka by imitateMe(m): 4:53pm On Aug 04, 2019
Chai....this babe fine. Tall and clean babe. Money is good. That man carry bar.
Health › Re: Never Sleep On The Same Bed As Babies, It Can Kill Them- Dr Olufunmilayo by imitateMe(m): 4:52pm On Aug 04, 2019
J4JUVENTUS:
grin More like a native doctor,right huh
More like a melicine man. Lol

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