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RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Girls by imitateMe(m): 5:27pm On Aug 18, 2019
united442:
i burst laugh when i read thisgrin grin

o.p abeg settle down look for wife oh, this ur strategy of finding a wife is very funnygrin

hahahahahahagrin

bcux of 1k o.p say him done see wifegrin
Me too

i wonder the kind of shock you received when she asked you for 5kgrin

atleast o.p, u still get sense.
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Girls by imitateMe(m): 5:26pm On Aug 18, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Definitely not that early. Why would you be giving away money to someone you don't even know that well? She could be living with another guy for all we know & OP is over there volunteering his services as "Minister of Finance", as foolish men are often referred to by these gold digging women. No part of their meeting deserves a monetary handshake is all I'm saying. He's the problem here, not her.
Just hear yourself. I know you aren't a Nigerian lady. What he offered was even little by the typical Nigerian lady "standard". Lol
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Scared Of Dating Single Fathers? by imitateMe(m): 4:12pm On Aug 18, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
Who wants problems? I can't date or marry a single father. I would rather marry a not-so-rich- man, than marry a single dad.
You mean a poor man grin
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by imitateMe(m): 1:35am On Aug 16, 2019
If I catch my wife cheating, first of all, I will never have sex with her. That might lead to a divorce eventually. Just plan yourself financially and sort your kids out.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by imitateMe(m): 1:29am On Aug 16, 2019
Safitu:
At 45 she’s still messing around, well she will never change I’m sorry to say that to you sir.

I want to ask though if you have been faithful to her all this while? You know, two wrongs do not make a right.
You sound like a teenager
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by imitateMe(m): 1:24am On Aug 16, 2019
Kingosytex:
cheesy

If after all these things happened you still can't take a tangible decision, it means that you are even more gullible than Timi Dakolo and your wife will always capitalise on that fact to manipulate you till thy kingdom come, can't you see she is using your brain to play bet9ja? ...Sorry for the harsh words but i just had to pour out my mind.


In your wife is the deadly combo of cheating, lying, deceit, nudist and promiscuity. Oga, you have a very big problem. Your wife has cheated and lied to you on many occasions yet you forgave her, i must commend you for that because it is only few men that can tolerate such excesses to the level you tolerated. I dislike liars with passion and i absolutely have no second chance to offer them.


Your wife is a perfect example that Okafor's law works. I will suggest you meet your in laws and table the matter before them though i don't believe anything positive will come out of such meeting, but you have to do that for the sake of formality. I advice you to break free from her bondage, send her away, divorce her. She is a cheat and she can't change. A leopard can't change its spots, Buhari is a perfect example about that. Your wife is prepared to ruin your life, she is willing to steal your joy and happiness and she might send you to your early grave.


Remember she has nothing to lose. If you die, she will move on with her lovers. Lastly, make sure you run a DNA test on those children to determine their paternity. Don't even think of selling your house, i advise you sell the undeveloped plots instead and grow your business. I believe you will overcome, i wish you good luck!
DNA test is expensive
PetsRe: Man Spotted Bathing His Lion In Lekki (Video) by imitateMe(m): 7:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
starbuck:
Which kind rough play be this na undecided undecided besides, do they use trainers to Bath animals
E don dey prepare to run na
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Adeniyi Johnson After Toyin Abraham's Engagement by imitateMe(m): 11:56am On Aug 15, 2019
safarigirl:
Sometimes, two people are not meant to be together forever.

Not every relationship is meant to succeed angry

Toyin and Adeniyi did not work. This is not an indictment on either of them, it just means they were meant for different people.

They are both with people who, hopefully, make them happier now. That is the most important thing in all of this



These jobless 'fans' should focus on their own personal relationships with their loved ones, rather than acting as judge and jury in another person's matter.

They should wish the both of them well and move on
Bitter feminist spotted grin
Educate me ma
FamilyRe: Woman Wakes Her Husband Up With N500k On His Birthday (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:51am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
This is unromantic & impersonal to me. Breakfast in bed & a handpicked gift would have added a more personal touch/warmth to it.

They don't call it COLD, HARD CASH for nothing.
Stingy woman spotted. Not you o
FamilyRe: Woman Wakes Her Husband Up With N500k On His Birthday (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 11:49am On Aug 15, 2019
Las las, na the wife go still spend the money. Na today?
FamilyRe: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by imitateMe(m): 5:55am On Aug 14, 2019
Sweettwenty8:
There was a day i bought the beans, he did not ask, he didn't eat it, he ate the rice like that, asked me if there was still some i said yes he asked me to serve him again ..they say he does this even in the office as well he buys rice and seperate beans so NwaAmaikpe is only talking trash for likes i dont get it
He is addicted to her beans. I love beans too. I eat different beans in a day.
FamilyRe: Please Help My Husband Does This Weird Stuff by imitateMe(m): 5:50am On Aug 14, 2019
sassysure:
My Yoruba and Lagos people, over to u grin
I no fit put mouth for this.

It's not only smokers and drinkers that can be addicts.
We have ewa addicts too cheesy
But i really don't understand the love for water water beans o.
I have seen lines formed somewhere at oyinbo just for this ewa.
I eat different types of beans even in a day.
TravelRe: The World Class Oshodi Transport Interchange (Breathtaking Photos) by imitateMe(m): 5:50pm On Aug 13, 2019
freshMallam1122:
south south governor busy stealing thier own oil money ..especially udom ...undergoing tomatoe an toothpick factory an calling it an industry.. tomatoes where hauza Fulani dong abandoned
Lol
TravelRe: The World Class Oshodi Transport Interchange (Breathtaking Photos) by imitateMe(m): 5:47pm On Aug 13, 2019
Toro2015:
Breath taking my as.s.. That is one of the most wasteful investment I have seen in Nigeria.. $70 million for an interchange in the midst of poverty. They should have invested in building good roads, schools and provision of security.

I work at Illupeju industrial estate and I use that route almost everyday except for holidays like this one.. under that bridge/interchange is a big slum.. My phone was almost snatched one morning after I finished a night shift and was going home.. They wasted alot of money in the midst of poverty

The pictures you see here are not even close.. I have never seen a place so dirty like that place..
Oshodi is one of the most "terrifying" places in Lagos. Lots of area boys and robbers there.
RomanceRe: Women Are Naturally Superior To Men. by imitateMe(m): 5:40pm On Aug 13, 2019
Blackivy27:
The best stylist are gay men.
Even the best chefs. Some have "gayish" tendencies.
CrimeRe: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by imitateMe(m): 11:31am On Aug 12, 2019
akinade28:
Suicide on the news everyday
This is disheartening
Imagine him asking them not cry but pray for him. Will their prayers wake him from the dead
Will his apologies undo what has be done.
He has deliberately made his wife a widow and his daughter fatherless.
Once you are depressed and having suicidal thoughts please seek help and talk to others about it.
No matter how grievous you offence is talking about it to the right set of people will relieve you. If you are too ashamed to tell the people around you or you can't trust them with your information. Then look for someone else that can be trusted. We have religious leaders, professional psychologist or counsellors or you can choose to talk to an anonymous person online.
Don't die in silence, hence adding sorrow upon sorrow.
Let us watch out for people around us as well especially introverts. They wouldn't tell you their problems except you ask or they can trust you with such information.
I'm depressed. I need good sex, can you give it to me?
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by imitateMe(m): 10:45am On Aug 12, 2019
Drekaz:
You will be alright jare, we've all been there...you are just passing through the stages of grief.
Relationships fail too and we learn from failures to make the next right move. Try get yourself some goals and start achieving them, the right woman always come, ALWAYS!
Cheers.

PS: Loosing 6kg in 3 weeks is massive mehn, you have a healthier weight compared to before sef, just looking on the brighter side o.
Since 3 months na only 3kg I don loose and my goal na to loose 15kg o...na still my goal sha.
The guy isn't serious jare. I'm 70kg, in my late twenties and no gf, yet I'm gallant. My career first, before any relationship.
I don't spend more than 2k on any lady lipsrsealed girls plenty.
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by imitateMe(m): 10:42am On Aug 12, 2019
rosy1992:
such is life, anything can happen. Get hold of yourself and move on. She isn't the best, someone better will come your way. Life is too short to hurt yourself for one person when there are others out there to put a smile to your face.
See woman consoling a weak man. Lmao.. Funny!!
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by imitateMe(m): 10:39am On Aug 12, 2019
dingbang:
What kind of weakness is this... angry
Really weak guy. He sounds like a woman.
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Emotionally Wrecked! by imitateMe(m): 10:39am On Aug 12, 2019
chinchonglee:
Mtcheww!!! U nor well oo.

U re in ur mid twenties nd dis is wat is making u depressedhuh

U never serious.
Lol....the guy is so funny. I'm in my late twenties and I don't have any gf...I'm not worried at all. He should be thinking of nursing a career.
CelebritiesRe: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 6:53pm On Aug 11, 2019
Nicolex:
Wawu!,dis one is looking 4 bumbum.lmao
Yes nw. cool
RomanceRe: 2 Friends Fight, Injure Themselves As 1 Sleeps With The Other's Boyfriend (pics) by imitateMe(m): 5:44pm On Aug 11, 2019
Girls too like dick
CelebritiesRe: Moesha Buduong Slays In Beach Photos by imitateMe(m): 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2019
I hate big asses assets.
I like girls that are somewhat ugly.
CelebritiesRe: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 2:24pm On Aug 10, 2019
Nicolex:
Smh,i tire..
Why not shake your ass instead of "smh" tongue
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna And His Son Spotted After His Divorce by imitateMe(m): 1:41pm On Aug 10, 2019
OKorowanta:
Life..
Oshiomole married that beautiful mamiwater from Eritrea and the marriage is still waxing strong,Ned Nwoko also harvested Regina from the market because they are billionaires.
Bitches even said there is no word as ugly billionaires.
Just because my guy no dey rich to keep the Colombian goddess,she don pick race.
To think out of these three men,he is the only one as handsome as an unexpected Christmas bonus,makes it more pitiful.
Poverty you be fool!

Tufiakwa!
She loved him. Is Regina a classy actress by the way? IK is okay financially
CelebritiesRe: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2019
Nicolex:
Lol,hmmm..if your voice is nice with dimples on a fine face,with good display of character,what's there not to like? smiley
I know you like the money. Talk true
PetsRe: Dog Rescues Little Girl, Saved Her From Getting Drowned by imitateMe(m): 11:28am On Aug 10, 2019
KingGBsky:
This might just be training experiment to teach dogs how to rescue. So someone was filming and watching the girl drown?
Use your upper.
My point
CelebritiesRe: "Economy Way" - Davido Screams As He Flies In Economy Class For The 1st Time by imitateMe(m): 11:27am On Aug 10, 2019
Nicolex:
.LMAO,money ke,does davido even know me..i like his songs and dimples jorh.
I also sing and I have dimples na. Why you no like my own?

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