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op...y must you talk about her increasing age.....she's aware that she's not getting younger pple don't have to remind her of it........na wa oooooo

temmypotter:
four synonymous words in appraisal of one woman?. I'll pass dude.. You get all the likes and ''crushes''.

me a lady sir...... n yes she's worth them

wow.............













hit like if UA crushing on this sexy,beautiful,pretty and gorgeous woman

bibiking7:
“The corpulent, lecherous, grasping crew has felt the first wind of change (no idea, but I think he means power hoarding crew).
No more bloated epigastrium (big tummy) bon hommie (from chilling with hommies), suyaing (eating suya), peppersouping (drinking psoup) and big stouting (downing big stout ). The military higher echelon have been given the F5 (they have been refreshed, like when you press F5 for system) it sorely needs”

direct translation..... lols

midolian:
Sofily sofily catchee monkey

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suyaing and peppersouping..........with hommies...

hahahaha wow

midolian:
Sofily sofily catchee monkey

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suyaing and peppersouping..........with hommies...

hahahaha wow

she should also transform her k.leg

pls ooooo wats with all d marriage thing...if she's not married is she not living a normal life or are those married happier than her.....pple should let the lady be...to me she's better than those married and having to deal with one scandal or d oda,those moving from one marriage to d oda.....



HBD..... Rita live Ur live biko.....marriage no dey heaven

Obascoetubi:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/186525-breaking-explosion-rocks-church-in-jos.html

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I just found out there were no casualties due to the rain ...... thank God....the bomber threw the bomb and ran away..

oh my beautiful plateau......your walls are crumbling.. the heart of many bleeding and full of hate...





rest in peace to the dead

true.....Mr op.....I always say that the problem is not lack of employment but unemployability...

that's child's play naaaaaa.I can do better than that joor.....











with African magic anyways... loool

my money eeeeh my money eeeeeh african (naija)....money ooooooo.small oga pikin dey chop am yafu yafu....him dey chop am yafu yafu.....pikin dey chop am wawawawa...




see him nose..mtchweee.

the Swazi reps.face be like......



pass a nasty racist comment then u will know watsup.

am qualified.....

ireneony:
if an obsessed lady can find love, what abt me that is very fit
Nawa for this life o

I think we wear the same shoe....

ireneony:
if an obsessed lady can find love, what abt me that is very fit
Nawa for this life o

I thikn we wear the same shoe....

OK we've heard.....n will do the needfull

asumo12:

BH be like...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ylial.gif

abeg which kind cake b dis,na who dem make d cake for...... if na me I no go eat am.....I go know say bomb follow inside.

op... thank God for Ur life..u will live long in Jesus name....
am in jos but didn't hear of anything until this morning
hmmmm tnx to PHCN....
there have been rumour of strange pple in town n posible bomb blast but most pple disregarded it.

I know that its not all Muslims that support wat d BH do sheik Jingir should continue n not to deter from wat he believes in even if they succeed in killing him


we should be more vigilant....security is not one mans business,especially our yan banga.
any time I pass thru far in gada in dat traffic jam I just pray I should get to skul safe...




and you try n stop smoking........ its bad for Ur health
if bomb no kill u....cigarette will.


God help us....we are already enjoying peace on d plateau n bomb will not stop it....Amen

liberty300:
Abo.ki killing abo.ki, why should it bother us?

Muslims killing Muslims, why should it bother us

These are the people that think everyone else except themselves are their problem

that a very stupid thing to say man.....do u think its only Muslims that are affected?there are innocent igbos here,there are innocent yorubas,there are innocent S.S ppl.there Christians ur "brothers in Christ".... there are Muslims.or do u think when they finish us here..(which will never happen anyway) they will not come for u?instead of u to say we should pray they are defeated ua wishing they kill fellow humans like u.....how different are u from them pls..




let's mind the words n language we use....have a heart brother....shallom

since Nigeria will not permit homosexuality...... they now change their gender....hmmmmm

ring bearerring bearer

jakearganaut:
Sofily Sofily catchy monkey

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hahahahahaha Mr. pato.

but why their own Moslems dey worship with women n in trouser n uncovered hair.....their own Islam different ni.

hahahahahaha am still laughing n watching which one he will do next......



change....una go see change

where those change agents ....they should come n continue the change mantra

Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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true.........the way this white men step on our toe n make a mockry of our rules is soooo annoying n sicking....we completely turn a blind eye to their neo-imperialism n "white man suprimacy syndrome" including our leaders "how e take affect me shey na white man".....imagine only that market woman could challenge them...she may be a market woman but she knows her right n am sure there were so called educated pple on that queue as well.



I comment u op...for challenging them the way u did.



me I never seen someone that has a "white"skin d day I see...I will know they dat d person is extraordinary.

am sure she did not approve your adulterous life too......so no lele

by the way I thought jega handed over to a man from sokoto....