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LEARN A LESSON FRM DIS
STORY. A certain woman
had a little baby n a dog,
everyday she went abt her
daily activities leavin d
baby in d care of d dog. D
dog always guard d baby
wit so much luv n care. D
woman ws so pleased wit
d dog dat she cud go
anywhere n ws sure dat d
baby ws safe wit d dog.
They all lived happilly
2gether until 1 day wen
sumtin tragic happened.
Dat day, d woman came
back frm d market n met
her house in a diff shape.
She went 2 her baby's rum
n it ws totally wrecked. D
baby's bed ws stained wit
blood, d bedshit ws torn in
pieces n d baby ws
nowhere 2 b found. Den
she saw d dog leapin out
frm unda d bed in blood
stains n tired frm a
struggle. D woman
concludin dat d dog hs fed
on her child started beatin
d dog until it ws dead. Den
she search beside d bed 4 d
remains of her child n
found her baby lyin safely
on d ground n unhurt. She
lukd unda d bed n saw d
remains of a gaint snake.
Fear griped her, her hrt ws
filld wit regrets. D snake
hd cum to devour d child
bt d faithful dog hd fought
n kild d snake. She started
cryin, knwin dat she cud
no longer tnk or reward d
dog for savin her child. Ma
dear frnds, hw mani tyms
hv u misjudged ppl, hw
mani tym hv u punished
dem unjustfully? Pls dnt b
lik dis woman, dnt eva let
ur emotions ovacom u. Dnt
b in a haste 2 mak a
decision wen u re angry or
else u ll mak d best
decision u ll eva regret. Moderator, please help take this to d front.

naija whr we gv other pple light but we no get.

money is not everything

honestly, u nid manual to under study her

check out Akwa Ibom na, this is just the back view o

i blame u?

Young man, i dnt kw if u need a native doctor or medical doctor to tell u dat somthing is going wrong. Well, if you must kw, decreasing communication is a sing of diminishing relationship. Trust me somebody is taking her tym. So if u r still sleeping wake while u r still in ur late twenties. Lova boi.

keep them coming

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat or will stay
awake just to watch you sleep.
wait for the boy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show
you off to the world when you are in sweats. Who holds your hand
in front of his friends. Who thnks u're jst as pretty witout makeup on. One who is constantly
reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. The one who turns to his
friends and say "that's her". Above all, d one who will always make u feel real good.

nice one

keep them coming, i rilly love this thread.

mogul, use ur head since u can not read out meaning from the post.

MOGUL.O:
Imo obot! what is wrong wiyh your brain??

what is the meaning of this

Na wa oooo for some people oooo

mogul, use ur head since u can not read out meaning from the post.

admision 4 masters programme

Dis one happened yesterday A
married man was suppose 2 b
one of d victims of Dana Air
Crash, but fortunately he had a
date wid his girl friend and
missed d flight. When his wife and children heard of d crash,they started crying wid d hope dat d husband was crashed when d man himself heard of d crash he was very happy, he called home and told his wife nothing but d truth how he lodge in a hotel wid his girl frnd.

Recently, I have been faced with a whole lot challenges of getting admission, getting a job and settling down as well. Getting my dream woman was also an issue. Please share your own with us. One love.

Unilag to maulag..uniilorin to fatia rollin dollar university..uniport to wene mighty university and uniuyo to...??

kip dem coming

WOMEN are lyk 'Fruits'
we al ve our own unique taste
and color.
De problem is the MEN.............They
seem to Love ''FRUIT SALAD''
LWKMD4HO
*God help them*

pls be honest and answer about
your relationship status;
1 Single
2 Sleeping around
3 In a relationship
4 In a fight
5 Engaged
6 Married
7 About to get divorced
8 Divorced
9 Lonely
10 It is complicated
11 Widow
12 Widower
13 Can't talk abt it
14 In an open relationship
15 In a secret relationship
16 In a disaster
17 Happily Cheating
18 Deciding btwn 2
people....................
Wil drop mine after the last
persn's response.

i came, i saw and i left not interested.

During the days of my
mothers and grandmothers,
virginity was the pride of
every young maiden. A
priceless gift they present to
their long-awaiting hubby on the
night of their wedding.
Those days, couples looked
forward to their honey moon
with so much anticipation.
Because for the bride
(sometimes the groom too), it’s a
new beginning of their sex lives.
All the things they’ve heard in
whispers would be totally put
into practice. Wow! I could
imagine how she would feel as
she spread her innocent legs
wide and watched the Almighty
Anaconda slowl and ticklish
penetrated her cubicle, breaking
the gate that has been shielding
it and then welcomes her into
the ever-exciting world of sexual
ecstasy.
But could the same be said of
our contemporary society?
Impatience and moral decadence
has really stolen the virginity
pride from us. Girls wouldn’t
want to be told about sex, they
want to experiment it
themselves. While men of
nowadays would do anything to
lure even under-aged girls to
their bed.
I was indeed very surprised
when a 13-year-old JSS 2 student
sent me a text asking if she is old
enough to indulge in sexual acts.
I asked why she wants to make
sex her priority in life instead of
her education - the same act she
would start running away from
in due time - so why on earth
must she rush into it at that
tender age?
I also remember those days,
when men get frustrated in their
attempt to see a lady’s cleavage.
The women made sure they
wore clothes that cover up every
vital part of her body.
Lost by the beauty of her eyes,
heart, character and other little
places they manage to see
through, they would crave to
have her for keeps, so as to have
the opportunity of seeing all her
endowments in full the moments
she becomes his wife. The eager
husband-to-be would be so
eager to unveil his bride and
devour all she has been hiding.
His impatience would make him
agree to all terms and conditions.
It is totally a different ball game
now. In reality women don’t
wear panties; instead they tie
coloured ropes round their
waist.
Amazingly, I have heard people
say that real women don’t wear
panties. How true could that be?
There reason for coming to such
conclusion, I can’t say, but hope
your guess is not as good as
mine - i.e. for easy access to their
treasure islands.
You will also see ladies dressed
in two-piece clothes that could
easily be mistaken for a scarf.
The most annoying part is that
you would still see the same girls
battling to draw their skirts
down and in the process
pushing the little cloth barely
covering their boobs up and
down.
They keep acting as if they were
compelled to put on such scanty
dresses or perhaps they didn’t
know it was not their size when
wearing such.
In my formative age, my breasts
were still as little as a nut when
my mother kept cautioning me to
stay away from boys. She told me
if any man or boy came close to
me or as much as touch me, then
I will automatically become
pregnant.
The fear worsened when I
launched into womanhood with
the first flow of blood. I quickly
started recalling my movements
in the previous days to know if I
have been wrongly touched by
any boy like my mum cautioned;
perhaps, I had become pregnant.
After while, I gathered enough
courage to confide in my mum.
She scared the hell out me by
telling me that now my case had
worsened, because not just by
mere touch, but my sitting close
to any boy would get me
pregnant. But how can I avoid
that? I schooled in a mixed
secondary school. Tucked in-
between four boys in a seat. So if
by any chance my mum’s scary
words were true, I’d be
impregnated by those four boys
on a daily basis because we had
exchange notebooks, biro, food
and what have you.
Ironically when I grew much
older, I damned the
consequences and ate the
forbidden fruits and detected the
difference between the touch of
a boy and the ‘banging’ of a man.
But I believe I was matured
enough before I embarked on
that journey.
God help our secondary school
female students because sex to
them is a subject better
experienced before being taught.
Believe it or not, some of them
now know more about the latest
sex position and latest
contraceptive. They believe
virginity is no longer a virtue.
Sad.
Let’s join hands together and
bring back our lost moral values.
Now is the jet age, the era of the
ubiquitous social media and easy
access to internet. And for that
we are paying a great price.
Right before our very eyes, our
morals are dying out. What do
we do?

3 drunk Guys entered a taxi.D taxi driver knew that dey were drunk so he started d engine & turned it off 3 minutes later. He told dem "We done reach there ooooo".The 1st guy gave Him money & 2nd guy said "ThankYou".D 3rd guy gave d driver a hot slap. The
driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But ... he asked "wats dat for?".D 3rd guy replied. "CONTROL your SPEED NEXTTIME, u nearly kill us!!

A pastor today in the bus told us a story of a young lady who lost her tongue and private part because of blackberry phone.....
According to the pastor subject to the confirmation of vanguardngr news paper said.
"The girl saw her friend with a
blackberry phone she now asked her how come.
The girl said that her sugar daddy bought it for her.
The idiot now asked the friend as to how can she get in contact with her own personal sugar daddy,the friend gave her a phone number of Alhaji.she loaded N400 airtime and call the Alhaji.
Her own story was different.
She hooked UP with the Alhaji and he gave her all she wanted.
They booked an appointment in an hotel in Lagos.
They spent 3days in the room
which was not the agreement the hotel receptionist went and knock knocked and knocked and the room was locked they call for a carpenter and the door was open. Gosh...Alhaji was NO way to be found and the girl body was found naked and her tongue and private part disappeared.
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
blackberry !
Blackberry!!
Blackberry!!!

Am still looking for the day i will find my birthday mate. I was born on 18 April. If you are the one am looking for, pls identify yourself. Meanwhile you can find your birthday mate by posting yours here.

The fact that banks are using contract staffs in a bid to marginalize their profit ratio this days can not be over emphasize.
Imagine a graduate being hired as a contract worker in most of the new generation banks and paid a peanut as salary. No provissions for allowances except that small pay of less sixty thousand.
Imagine this young men and women coperately dressed but discrimated among the so called core staffs counterpert hence being regarding them as coperate slaves.
I think is high time the government and the employers of labour should call all the agent bodies into order, they should review their salaries or better still aborlish the use of contract staffs in banks. Or what do you think?

The fact that banks are using contract staffs in a bid to marginalize their profit ratio this days can not be over emphasize.
Imagine a graduate being hired as a contract worker in most of the new generation banks and paid a peanut as salary. No provissions for allowances except that small pay of less sixty thousand.
Imagine this young men and women coperately dressed but discrimated among the so called core staffs counterpert hence being regarding them as coperate slaves.
I think is high time the government and the employers of labour should call all the agent bodies into order, they should review their salaries or better still aborlish the use of contract staffs in banks. Or what do you think?