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bunmioguns: noted

u beta note well.

From the research i conducted recently, the findings reveals that there are few things you can do to make a girl happy. It is on that note i come up with this conclusion. To make a girl happy, you need to do just 5 things;
1) Give her money
2) Give her money
3) U should give her money.
4) Please give her money
5) I said give her money. Period.

U went out 2 buy CONDOM immediately u said "give me "CON", u realized ur PASTOR
was behind u Wat wil u add 2 d "CON" 2 save urself?

striktlymi: Good morning,



The 'why' in boxing day is directly tied to the need for people to be charitable, especially to the less privileged.




For some people, boxing day is a day when we open the gifts received at Chriistmas. That is, the gifts remain in their boxes only to be opened today. But for some others boxing day is a day of relaxation and may be a time to go out 'gaming'. Some others still, prefer to use today to visit those in the hospitals, orphanages etc in order to bring them the Christmas exerience. Whatever you decide to do today actually depends on you.



The origin is quite obscure but it is believed to have begun in the UK. Some school of thought believe it might have started in the middle ages and is associated with the Aristocrats of the time. That is, on every 26th of December the Aristos of the time permit their servants to visit their families ofwhich they are given gifts in boxes probably for their families.

Another school of thought are of the opinion that the practice might have started with the Anglican church where boxes are placed outside their churches to collect alms that are probably meant for the poor.

Though both events occured some time in the past, it is not entirely clear when it began.

However, for Catholic Christians every 26th of December is specially set aside as a day where the first Christian martyr (St Stephen) is remembered for his witness to Jesus, the son of God.

Thank you!

SUPPORTED

In Chemistry, He turned water
into wine. In Biology, He was
born without the normal
conception. In Physics, He
disapproved the law of
gravity when He ascended
into heaven. In Economics, He
disapproved d law of
diminishing returns by
feeding 5000 people with
five loaves of bread and two
fishes. In Medicine, He cured
the sick and the blind without
administering a single doze
of drugs. In Government, He
is d Wonderful Councillor &
Prince of Peace. In History He
is the beginning and the end.
In Religion, no one comes to
the Father except through
Him.
WHO IS THIS MAN?
Mention his sweet names to
Glorify Him!

peep ...run

•JANUARY: Many died on fuel
subsidy protests and issues....You escaped!
•FEBRUARY: Tanker Accident on Berger bridge involving about 10 cars and Buses and many other accidents around you, Several people died....You escaped!
•MARCH-APRIL-MAY: Boko Haram on rampage - UN Building bombed - Police HQ attacked - Churches attacked....You escaped!
•JUNE: Dana Airlines crashed
killing 286 people....You escaped!
•JULY-AUGUST: Boko Haram on
rampage again, Jos - Kaduna -
Kano - Maiduguri - Zaria
witnessed multiple attacks....homes destroyed, families displaced...Babies, Women
& Children were killed....You
escaped!!
hmmm....
•AUG-SEPT: Flood killed &
displaced thousands from their
homes, Valuables were destroyed and lost, farm products were destroyed....You escaped!!
•OCTOBER-NOVEMBER: Army
barracks Jaji was blown off by
Boko Haram, soldiers were killed and people living inside the barracks....You escaped!!
•DECEMBER 1st-14th: Kidnaping, Armed robberies, Rapes, Sicknesses, Ritual killings....You escaped!!!
Upon all these, many still murmur and complain that God hasn't done anything for them yet in 2012....Instead of rolling on the floor in appreciation of what God has done for you
What you COULD'NT PRAY
DOWN from JAN 2012 - NOW...
...you can PRAISE IT DOWN from
now till the end of 2012.

Chynx: I will buy them both a set of very good twin wristwatches (masculine and feminine cased up together); wrap them up in a case with an old baby pic of me in their arms...then have it sent across to them via a friend.

That's a wonderful one. very interesting...........i'll give it a try. thnx

Few days to Christmas and still contemplating on what to buy for my aged dad and mum. Fellow nairanlanders, what type of gift would you recommend this festive period for ones dad and mum. I need your suggestions pls.

You dnt need to do anything again with such woman. She can very dangerous for hiding that fact from you. Just gv her a distance.

pls where is seun?

mo sugestions pls!

Pls house, i wish to chang my user name but i dnt no hw 2 go about it. Pls is there anybody with a useful tips and directives on how 2 change user name? Help!

Honestly the day it happened to me i felt like a total stranger in d mist of those girls. Although when i pointed it out to her and express my feelings, she felt so sori and apologise. Now guess what she called me? We are enjoying the relationship now.

okpara ugo: Sell. Okay

OK

futoprince: Since Fashola banned Okada in Lagos until now, Chelsea is yet to win a match in the EPL

How wil that affect the price of onions and grandnut oil in the market this xmas.

Looks like somebody is getting sacked soon!

brake up ofcourse! y should i continue with a cheating parthner.

i can't even remember the last time i change mine

henry@:
Am a batch B cor member serving in JG. kazaure, I fink otondo means a new recruit in army,

Who cares

Dear sir,
This is a reminder of the earlier recommendation I made to you on ways to run your club profitably.
As you would agree with me, things have not been going well with your club, as I had earlier predicted to you.
In view of the recent turn of event it behoves on you sir, to do as I had earlier advised. Incase you have
forgotten, I had suggested that: YOU SHOULD SELL THE FOOTBALL CLUB, THEN USE THE PROCEEDS AND INVEST IN
THE DRY GIN. (CHELSEA DRY GIN)
As you would have observed, at present, the GIN VERSION of your investment, is doing better in the market. So sir,do the needful.
Imo Obot
Brand Development specialist.

@ mynd_44 As for my greatest mistake, its waking up everyday[/quote]how is that supos to be a mistake?

It is rather pertinent that in life, we some times find ourselfs in vigorous situations and in a bid to move on with life we ended up taking a bad decision which later cause us regret. Just like the saying goes: your ability to make good decision determines your success as much as any other factor. So lets hear worse decisions and mistakes you have ever make. Mine was being a chelsea fan.

such is life. Change is the only constant thing in life.

@all i got the same text. Mine is ph 4pm. Pls is there anyone with info on relevant question.

How many years do you senior me with?

Losing my ATM card.

mine is; always use your head. life did not come with a manual

k2039: OP are you sure this is your article

https://www.google.com.ng/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=All+I+Need+to+Know+I+Learned+from+Noah%27s+Ark&oq=All+I+Need+to+Know+I+Learned+from+Noah%27s+Ark

wetin concern u.

[quote author=k2039]OP are you sure this is your article
Bad belle, wetin concern you.

1: Don't miss the boat.
2: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3: Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4: Stay fit - When you're 600
years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
5: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6: Build your future on high
ground.
7: For safety's sake, travel in
pairs.
8: Speed isn't always an
advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9: When you're streessed, float a while.
10: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the
Titanic by professionals.
11: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...