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"Ladies, one of the dangers of thinking the grass is greener on the other side is that you may get to the other side and find out you're allergic to that type of grass and you break out in terrible reactions. Be content with who/what/where you are. Your life is not an accident. The source of eternal joy dwells within you because you were created in God's image. There's a majesty within you. Why then do you seek completion from external possessions, titles, relationships? Do not surrender the power you have to valueless and meaningless things. Do not be a slave to the ego" ~(Excerpt from WWN’s Life Transformation Program: ’90 Days to a Healthier, Sexier, Wealthier YOU’)~

hmmmm

Give them only rice no chiken, let them watch only cattoon network no African Magic. however, if there is no changes over time, just sale them.

Ujujoan: Thank God for google!

U TOO MUCH

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service.
And what do you do with a phone
with no service? You play games....

endurance

u dnt need to wait untill u r sack, start engaging urslf in any small business 2day while r still working. That will along way in adresing some issues in case of uncertainty. A stitch in time saves nine.

Freiburger: Hope i'm eligible to win

yea! you wil definitely EMERGE[b]

Freiburger: Hope i'm eligible to win

yea! you wil definitely EMERGE[/b]

Freiburger: Hope i'm eligible to win

yea! you wil definitely EMERGE

What word starts with letter ‘E’ and ends with letter ‘E’
winners would be announced later !! i will start first with Eagle

Lagusta: Wow!!! It really got me!!!!

9ice write-up there

yea! i kw ur weak point nw

This is a real story of a young ex-
Unilag girl who passed away last
month.
Her name was Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo
on her way to work at Apapa.
She was working for MTN.
She had a boy friend named
Emeka, a banker who was
recently transferred to Abuja.
Both of them were true lovers.
She spent half of the day and
most nights talking with Emeka
on her phone.
Lola's family knew about their
relationship.
Emeka was very close with Lola's
family in spite of the tribal
differences. (just imagine their
love).
Before she passed away at LUTH,
she told her friends,
"If I pass away, please bury me
with my cell phone".
She also said the same thing to
her parents.
After her death at LUTH, the
attendants couldn't carry her
body to the mortuary.
A lot of them tried to do so but
still couldn't.
They went and called some priests
in church who had the gift of
communicating with the dead.
They sprinkled some salt and
water on the body and started
speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, they said,
"this girl misses something here".
Then her friends told them about
her intentions to bury her with
her phone.
They asked them to bring a coffin,
and then they opened it and
placed her phone inside the
casket.
After that they tried to carry the
body.
It could now be moved and they
carried it away easily.
Everyone was shocked.
A day later which was Lola's
birthday, Emeka came to their
house with gifts but was so
shocked to receive d news.
He couldn't believe because he still
spoke with Lola d previous day,
he then tried calling her phone
again in their presence and
behold d phone rang and Lola
picked it and they were chatting.
They called d priest to come and
intervene and when he came and
prayed for 5 hours, it was
revealed dat:
"MTN is everywhere u GO"
Please don't shoot us yet cos
we're also looking for d person
dat sent dis to us, so we can
strangle him too.. Hehehehehehe
We sef sidon read am like person
wey dey prepare for JAMB
seriously.
Make una no vex ko?
Hehehehehehe
But kai, una too sef like tori...

digitalgeorgy: I've been touched by ur words..
And going out ''nw'' to find my missing rib..
I'll inform u when i see her..
Nice one brother..

I wish u gud luck.

cindyrella: Summary plsssssss!

there is no summary o...infact this is just the part 1.

Dear ladies,
Firstly… If you’re still struggling 2 find a husband at an old age because you’re looking
for a perfect man, something is certainly
wrong with you. Now, your propaganda magazine tells you that ‘All men are liars, cheatand useless’, but let’s be honest here, which is more likely, is it there is something wrong with 70 million African men? Or there is something wrong with one African women,
YOU? The truth is this, when a product is not doing well, the sales team doesn’t blame the customers, they either blame the product or
sales and marketing strategy. So ladies, have
you being marketing yourself? Do you think
you will be picked out of the shelf and placed in a basket of matrimony if you are always hanging out with coven of witches you call friends? Those ladies who intimidated any man who approaches you?
Hmm drinking yourself to stupor every Friday and Saturday night does not
exactly makes you looks like a marriage materials. Neither will any product (YOU) do well in the market if the sales team (YOU) reek of desperation.
Nagging, whining only tells a man that he is
watching a preview of what will be like if he
walks down the aisle with you. If your precious EX’s all complained about
your nags, get a gag!
You want a husband? …. Invest in a good wardrobe and dress well. When a man comes to you, smile and be polite even if he doesn’t fit to your mental image of your kind of man.
At 18, most ladies already have an image of her perfect man, which includes height, body
type and wealth. As times goes on, a lady will add more qualities to her list. Such that by the time she is dating for a marriage,
not a single man alive can meet her exact standards.
Ladies, stop coming to
relationship with a chip on your shoulder. If you
believe all men are ‘bad’ all men are Dogs, then it
will become a self fulfilling prophesy. No man is perfect, if you want to find a perfect man, you will have
to do a Genesis chapter one and make him
out of clay, and breathe life to him. And even
then, chances are, he may still disappoint.
You say you can’t marry a blue collar guy like a
mechanic or carpenter, now if a carpenter
was good enough to marry Mary mother of
the Jesus Christ, why isn’t one good enough for you? Do not focus on where a man is now, but look and see where he
has the potentials to be. Don’t focus on some petty
physical features that are not up to your Mexican soap-opera standards.
Hmm your dream man, will he be faithful? Will
he be a good father to your kids and a good
husband to you? Will he love, cherish and respect you? What the point of
being beaten to a pulp every night by some rich,
good looking and womanizer jerk? Do you want a future where you will sit in traffic in your
BMW X6, GUCCI sunglasses
covering your swollen eyes and you look out of
window and see a happy couple in 1972 Old
Crap Non- silencer Volks Wagen holding hands, laughing and giggling like new wedded couple even
after 12 years of marriage.
I believe wherever you are, its full of good
men, you’re just so caught up day
dreaming about your fantasy man that they
are passing unnoticed before your very eyes.
Don’t be cynical, fussy and uptight.
Improve your product, and how it’s marke ted
and demand for it will grow through the roof.
And remember you’r e competing in a modern
African market. Don’ t fake pregnancy or get
pregnant to trap him, that doesn’t works
anymore!
Your perfect man is out there, he may not look like what you want or expect, but if you give him a chance, the two of you will find joy,
companionship and completion like you have
never thought possible. Everybody can love a
rose but it takes a great heart to include the
thorns.
Wish you the best in your quest for a life partner.

I think she is pitying the young man for falling such a victim.

That it was on this same day,on the 10th of November 1995, that the renowned FIREBRAND environmental activist and author, KEN SARO WIWA was arrested,HASTILY TRIED and hanged by a special military tribunal by the dictatorial military regime of GEN. SANI ABACHA of CURSED memory!!
What was his supposed CRIME? Simple. Daring to speak up and vehemently opposing the deep-seated environmental degradation occasioned by oil exploration, while leaving the land (Ogoniland) grossly under-developed .
Here was a man whose agitation was devoid of ulterior and selfish undertones - explore the natural resource, but develop the land while you are at it. And what did
he get? A cruel and tortuous
death.
Today, 17 years after his death, the issues the activist fought against are still bedeviling the region. I reckon that he shld b grossly disappointed in the state of the Niger Delta today even with the fact that the President of the country is from that region.
While praying that his soul find sweet repose, my sincere prayer to God for this country is: DEAR GOD, PLEASE RESTORE THE
FACTORY (ORIGINAL) SETTINGS OF THIS COUNTRY!! Amen.

I spend close to N100 everyday ...lol.

@Itbom you don talk am finish na

Niflheim: @OP,do not worry my dear friend,I also have a picture of the old man,so that "Nairalanders" can know the kind of people that give them information nowadays,.....................................................CHECK THIS OUT!!!

you well?

Sirniyeh: This is a fabricated joke! Which END are you talking about? I dont know why we will continue to deceive ourselves with big big and million million lies.
Na wa o. Those who has hears shoud judiciously use it

Are u sure you a christian? do you believ in d scripture at all? may God hav mercy on you

phone a friend to bring beans and rice mix together for u to start seperating..i just hope u finish on tym

pendusky: It can make frontpage coz its never inspire me let alone dis supa mods Sexkillz... 50% though! Thumb up!

bad belle

A pastor was traveling last week, he saw an old man, and gave him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do you know what happened in heaven last night? The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; sir, are you sleeping? How did you get the information about Heaven? The old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the trumpet and as they were about to blow it Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears.
The blood that came out of His hands and body were very fresh. He told God the His death shouldn't be in vain. God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; 'AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE.' Jesus them turned to the angels and told them to move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that "THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON". The pastor sweating and crying asked; sir, how did you know this?. The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the Angels sent to the world. Please use this medium to share this message with your love ones. No time to waste, please! And the old man disappeared. Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming Soon. Please REPENT. Pass this message around. Feel free to copy and paste. And SAVE A SOUL TODAY. I Have done my part, share and like. Dont IGNORE.

caseless: What a relevant body of work we've got here...OP, ur head dey dere! I love ur write-up and i hope this make the frontpage so that our so called 'artificial accessories(eyelash,brazillian hair etc) supported beauties' can have a look at this, maybe learn a lesson or two out of this.

i just hope it makes the front page

caseless: What a relevant body of work we've got here...OP, ur head dey dere! I love ur write-up and i hope this make the frontpage so that our so called 'artificial accessories(eyelash,brazillian hair etc) supported beauties' can have a look at this, maybe learn a lesson or two out of this.

i just hope it make the front page

Dearest female friends,
Please make no mistake about this, no matter the amount of effort you put into it, PHYSICAL BEAUTY WOULD EVENTUALLY FADE
with the passing of time! You can't influence that, that's how nature programmed it from the
outset. No matter how gorgeous, stylish and pretty you look today, there'll come a day when WRINKLES will PROUDLY take over.
Conversely, the beauty that
radiates from the inside is
programmed by the creator to LAST A LIFETIME. Ours is a society where ladies stick their necks out in alarming proportions just to invest in THEIR PHYSICAL BEAUTY
BANK, leaving the INNER BEAUTY BANK bankrupt and bereft of investments.
This quite explain the nudities, and other moral vices plaguing the society today. I mean, it is
commonplace to see a lady ignore a responsible guy who genuinely care about her, because she believes that she is EXTRAORDINARILY BEAUTIFUL!!
And how did she come to that conclusion? By the number of guys (most preferrably the rich ones) who fall over themselves jus
to date her. I have come to discover that BEING A LADY IS ÖNE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL BLESSINGS FROM THE CREATOR. And why do I hold that opinion? Because families communities, villages, states,nations will not exist without their important effort. I suppose that the true beauty of being a lady lies in the ability to develop a sound moral base that could span generations.
Have you bothered to ask yourself, WHEN THE WRINKLES TAKE OVER, WILL I BE PROUD OF THE WOMAN I
HAVE LIVED TO BECOME?
Will you able to look back at the footprints you've left on the sands of time with pride? Trust me, LIFE IS DEEP!! Going through it with some SHALLOW principles won't help.
IT MIGHT NOT MATTER NOW, BUT I BET YOU, ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE IT WILL!!
I do care about you.
It's the beginning of a weekend, and I trust that you'll have a smashing one. Goodmorning dearies!

If USA were Nigeria,
today's Nigerian Newspapers headlines will Read:
**Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine)
**200 New Yorkers killed in protest, shops burnt.
Many people finally Leaving New York, in fear of reprisal attack.
(Daily Trust).
**Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper)
**20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)
**Romney Demands Vote Recount - (Vanguard newspaper)
**Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper).
**No evidence of manipulation -(NTA news)
**The Church declares elections free and fair. 4 churches burnt by
election protesters. (Champion news)
**There will be violence if we lose, Romney declares (LTV 8 news)
**Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels TV news)
**Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Hope For Nigeria news.)
**Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)
**Romney Blames Obama New York Supporters of turning more votes than the number they registered.(Tribune news).
**Kill 15 Youths killed and burnt by rioters (New Nigeria)
**I will not accept results, Romney tells Obama (Vanguard)
**Romney will head to Election Petition Tribunal (Leadership)
**Police declares 24 hours curfew in 11 states - (PM News)
**Free for all fight at Obama victory rally in the capital, 28 people injured (Channels TV)
**Local Elders, and High Chiefs reject Result demand recount in
New York areas. (ThisDay)
**Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in 9 states, 14
dead, Romney threatens that more heads will roll
**The people behind Obama's victory: True story uncovered...
(Newswatch)
If any Headline Missing? Just list them as much as you can.
God Bless Nigeria!a

Dearest friends, When you woke up this morning
did you kneel down to PRAY FOR YOUR ENEMIES as the bible instructs us to do?
If you did not, Please just leave whatsoever you are doing now and pray for your enemies which
include, MTN, NEPA, PDP,
GOODLUCK JONATHAN, ALL THE HOUSE OF RAPES MEMBERS, SENATORS, BOKO HARAM, BUS CONDUCTORS and their commander-in-ch ief, THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE!! feel to add yours.

etaurus: Maths

ARE YOU SURE?

pls can a graduate that just came back from NYSC contest?

Which was your favourate subject
in Secondary/high
school?
1. Mathematics
2. English
3. French
4. Physics
5. Chemistry
6. Biology
7. Geography
8. History
9. Religious Education
10. Commerce
11. Agriculture
12. Homescience
13. P.E
14. Social Studies.
15. Germany
16. Computer Studies.
17. Economics.
18. Accounts
19. Drawing and Design.
Others (Specify name)