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oxford: Dividend if you dont know is a return on investment.

The first question then is: what is YOUR investment to democracy ie aside negativism.

DONT TELL ME THAT YOU ARE HEARING OF DIVIDEND OF DEMOCRACY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

In your own assement, is there any dividend of democracy ?

Idowuogbo: Complexion(u gats to b dark skin), brains and shoe size.

PLS TELL ME MORE ABOUT SHOE SIZE.

Man U, R.I.P

hmm. we r stil hoping dat dey wil cal us soon.

nice post

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 1105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.
It's great idea fooling you this April ...Happy April Fool!

April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. A day you are “LEGALLY” allowed to play jokes and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers & hav a built-in excuse.

Although some people will go out of the way and to great lengths to pull off elaborate jokes on those around them but, sometimes it’s just a fun to play smaller, simpler pranks on as many pple as possible throughout the day.

Quite unlike other notable dates in the world like Boxing day, Xmas day, Independent day etc, we all no the event that makes this dates unique on our calenders.

...i just want to no what leads to "APRIL FOOL"

For those of you that are saying is wrong, remember no man would want to have any serious business with a lazy girl. Men needs industrial women that can be helping him both at home and away. First impression matters alot. Stop forming before you deprive urslf of a good husband.

Valentine's day MEDIAL activity result;
CONDOM sold= 18billion pack,
POSTINOR sold= 30million pack, PRENANCY TEST TUBE sold=8million pack sold, SEXUAL INTERCOURSE = 80%, HIV contacted= 3million persons, STD Contacted = 17million persons, Pls this should not repeat itself next year. IS NOT A JOKE O...

I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars.
II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130
million Naira.
III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles because he had given Super Farouk dollar.
ADDITIONAL INFO: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam. Using the above data provided, answer the following questions:
1. Calculate the amount each of
the players would get.
2. Find the probability that they
would redeem their pledges.
Take P = 0 < x <0.1
3. What would be the percentage of NFF big belly officials?
4. If Federal Govt should decide
that the money should be paid to the players through their
respective Governors or
Governor's Forum, using the Flood Money sharing formula, calculate the probability that the money would get to the players.
5. What is the probability that
Keshi would send Osaze recharge card from the money?
6. Using the almighty Zoning
formula, calculate the rate of
depletion, if the money is kept for safety under the care of an
average Nigerian politician.
Time allowed: 2 hours.
GOOD LUCK!

When is this valentine sef?

11. Prepare roasted garri and pourage chiken for her.

Nice one and first to comment.

...and how would this benefit the poor and all the unemployed graduates that are roaming the street hoplessly. There are thousands and one issues that needs be to address in this country and not to be wasting money on frivolous and unprofitables things.

1st to comment

One of the richest states in West Africa and the homeland of my much-cherished Ibibio, Annang,
Obolo and Oron friends, Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe (or Kwa Iboe) River.
About 20 miles to the entrance of this river is the popular Qua Iboe
Offshore Oil Terminal and the Qua Iboe Onshore Oil Field (Oil Mining Lease, OML, 13) (btw, Oando owns 40% of that).
Translating Qua Iboe itself was not an easy task. Some records indicate that the river emptied
itself around a settlement in Ibeno called Aqua Obio (meaning 'Big Town') but early European explorers corrupted it to become
Qua Iboe. Today, Aqua Obio includes Mkpanak and its neighbouring settlements. The river itself originates from the
Umuahia Hills in Abia State and travels for about 150 km before it
flows N-S and then empties into the Atlantic Ocean through Eket,
Ibeno LGA of Akwa Ibom State. Its maximum depth is about 10 metres.
There are fears that discharges from the effluent treatment plants
of the nearby Exxon-Mobil company are poisoning the fish
and other organisms in the river with heavy metals such as mercury, cadmium, lead and
chromium. That's according to a very detailed study carried out in 2006 by scholars from the Medical Biochemistry, Chemistry and Animal Science of the Imo State
University and the Federal
University of Technology, Owerri.
See the references if you are interested in the study. Ok, before I forget, Qua Iboe was also the
site of Qua Iboe Mission, the third Protestant Church to arrive Nigeria in 1887. The interesting
thing here is that the mission was founded by Samuel Alexander Bill,
a British missionary and a
Member of the British Empire who devoted his life to preaching to the Efik and Annang speaking
people of the area. He is buried at Ibeno on the bank of the Qua Iboe River beside his wife, Gracie and his very first convert, David Ekong. Next!

make una amend d scores na

it must nt b gift all d time. just sit out wit her n reafirm ur love wit a bottle of soft drinks 2 kip u goin.

it must nt b gift all d time. just sit out wit her n reafirm ur love.

YOBO

The deed has been done. We should stop crying over spiled milk. But wait o....I think that ref should be sent to jail!

ok..noted

what i do is to kip absolute silence

still cant 4get my sagem-mx2 wic i bought wit ma sch fees in d morning n it got spoil in d afternoon. am hapi wit ma ipad now sha since old things have passed away.

Marry a Lawyer...its Legal.
Marry a Doctor...its Healthy.
Marry a Policeman...its
Secure.
Marry an Actor...its Thrilling.
Marry an Artist...its Creative.
Marry a Businessman...its
Profitable.
Marry a Teacher...its
Educative.
Marry a Pastor...its Spiritual.
Marry an Accountant...its
Financial.
Marry an Author...its
Adventrous.
Marry a Musician...its
Romantic.
When You
Marry a Politician...
It's......?

KINGwax: So, u were sayin....?
Cos i can't see any secret here as stipulated by the topic

maybe u nid classes. jst sugesting sha

Wizee: Some of dem na lie, dem no get pakage, dey just they form; noting they @all. Them dey find attention

let she that has hear hear wat d bible is saying.

..I dnt kw why every girl wants 2 be engaged by a serious man, n wish 2 get married, but wat kind of man will want †o engage a babe with status' like - "liquids loadin" "Elegushi loadin", "movida on point“, "wine bar Abuja toh badt“, "6 bottles I gallant", "clubbing
mode activated",Champaign rain”, "missing my bed tonite", "u knw urself#" off to crystal lounge ", "Am gonna party real hard 2nite" "Owerri, Benin, lagos,ph, Abuja, Asaba. Bayelsa on my mind =-?", "painting accra blue and red ","Dubai n italy tins", u wear skimpy cloths, almost naked,loud
nails n paintings u call makeup's ",n u'll put dem as ur dp, u put dp's u took in different hotels, hotel
bedrooms n bathrooms, Alhaji
thank you. Baby thank you ( As ur bf no get name.) Senator God bless you. Hon. Your too much. Take pix in differnent cars are you a driver. Ipad 3, bold 5, Porsche as DP and your bf dey use Bold3. Brazilian hair. Romanian hair. Peruvian hair etc. who is fooling who? Som Babes never ready!!!, or u tink those men aint seeing dem?, u better hav a rethink, Maybe wen u r 33yrs, u'll chnge ur status to" Church on ma mind", "I love Jesus", "Jesus saves" 35years you start all men
are evil" @ 37 you no go miss any church service or crusade again by then u don expire comot for market. Fresh adventurous babes full university dey roll out then
beef go start. You spend hours in your saloon gossiping about
younger girls other married girls and how bad men are.
I know say many girls go vex and I don't care about ur feeling. but sharing this might save a frustrated depressed girl before its too late. All d best. am just reasoning aloud. al d best to our pretty ladies in da house.

Is the man blowing balloon? That is a big one. It resemble the one my wife ran away with. Lolz.
But wait o, how many men practice this in our dear country.

cant wait to see a software that can be used for downloading of fuel from the net.